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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who's sick in this clubhouse ? 

We're all sick of this clubhouse. 

Talk about realignment earlier in the thread got me thinking the Astros could make out like bandits if they got into a division of Houston/Arlington/Miami/Tampa. Call it the Gulf Division, and it would set them up nicely for the next few decades. 

15 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Talk about realignment earlier in the thread got me thinking the Astros could make out like bandits if they got into a division of Houston/Arlington/Miami/Tampa. Call it the Gulf Division, and it would set them up nicely for the next few decades. 

I like that a lot more than the fucking Midwest that Jim Bowden proposed.  I have zero enthusiasm playing the Royals and Cardinals on the reg.  

Hope Van Wey is ready to go 5 innings on Friday

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

LMJ starting Friday 

It's like they don't want to win.

24 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I like that a lot more than the fucking Midwest that Jim Bowden proposed.  I have zero enthusiasm playing the Royals and Cardinals on the reg.  

F the west coast haters.

give me late games more often than East coast games.

I’m lucky to catch 3 innings with these 5:40 Central start times. 
(which obviously isn’t the worst thing lately)

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LMJ starting Friday 
In place of our ace....thats something
1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Sanchez finally out of the 4 hole and lineup 

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I'm much happier with no melton

Luis Garcia has been added as tonight‘s starter as well, so now you get two Astros for the price of one with Yordan Alvarez batting as the DH. 

 

pre game has started, 1/2 hh

 

 

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27 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

F the west coast haters.

give me late games more often than East coast games.

I’m lucky to catch 3 innings with these 5:40 Central start times. 
(which obviously isn’t the worst thing lately)

Yeah, I'm just thinking about the toughness of the division. I have seen some proposals that had the Yankees, Mets, Red Sox and Phillies in the same division, and that sounds awful for them, but I love it. Some of the West divisions are just as bad too.  Sticking the Astros with the Rangers seems inevitable, but the MLB seems to want this "rivalry" so whatever.

The other 2 teams could go west to some combo of Arizona/Colorado/Vegas or to the Midwest with STL/KC - Cubs/Chi Sox - Nashville/ATL or to the East with the Florida teams. If those were the options, I would choose Vegas/Colorado for the destination cities and ease of competition. The Florida teams are not a bad option for easy competition, but the Gulf Division has some appeal to it too.  

Thank God the game is delayed. Wouldn’t mind a rainout 

Yordan gonna hit at least 4 homers tonight

yordan should be signing pre game 
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Fuck that. Focus on real shit.

I'm sick of this manager.  The latest issue with him is the number of double plays this team hits into.  They're terrible. 2nd worst in MLB.

on a down note, the prize wheel prizes suuuuucked tonight 

no rings

no bobble heads 

no jerseys 

We're #1, we're #1.

In GIDP in the entire MLB. We came in tied with the A's at 100. We just took the lead. Yeah us.

I didn’t realize the Hooks had such a dogshit record. Asheville only affiliate over .500. 

I didn’t realize the Hooks had such a dogshit record. Asheville only affiliate over .500. 
The dude who wears #44 Joey Mancini is 0-9 lmao

Over under for Astros tonight is 3.5. 
to be clear that’s baserunners. We ain’t scoring. 

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We're #1, we're #1.

In GIDP in the entire MLB. We came in tied with the A's at 100. We just took the lead. Yeah us.

Thanks, Espada.

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yordan gonna hit at least 4 homers tonight

 

my car is full and ready to head to Detroit 

scuttle butt here, game is sold out 
No one is there
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35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
scuttle butt here, game is sold out 

No one is there

 

usher was high 

Kinda feel like this no hitter should come with an asterisk. Like a high school varsity pitcher going against a 9U team.

Skubal doesn't need the help from the HPU with calls out of the zone, but he's getting it

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