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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Walkoff walk. Fuck this team. I’m switching football only mode now. Can’t wait for the start of football 

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If you were going to pinch hit Caratini in the 10th, why not use him to pinch hit for Walker?

If he pulls a ground ball, it moves Altive to 3rd at least.

We have to be throwing these.

Espada is a fucking crack whore who has $3.50 on the bench and HAS got to spend it cause he is scratching the shit out of his scabs and can't keep his fucking head still

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I can’t even describe how much I hate this team right now. 

It's actually fascinating to see how poorly they can execute and yet somehow remain in contention. Although that says much more about the division than about the Astros.

I guess a fan could be encouraged that the team at least tends to be competitive against elite squads. (No, I didn't mean "other" elite squads.) But let's face it: This is a staggering run of garbage and plenty of justification to can the skipper. 

Ort should have pitched the 9th and Abreu the 10th....going to keep banging that drum

What’s the Major League record for most consecutive innings without scoring a run ? 

What’s the Major League record for most consecutive innings without scoring a run ? 
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Seattle lost, but 29 consecutive innings after the Orioles bumble fucked their way to a loss on Saturday night, otherwise, we'd be in mid 30's of offensive futility.

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Our hitting coach is a quiet quitter 

But I was assured by Michael Schwab and Astros Twitter we were overreacting. 

I've given up on the Astros since the astros have given up on me

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

But I was assured by Michael Schwab and Astros Twitter we were overreacting. 

He's the only bigger shmuck than Espada 

win  this series tomorrow then run up some wins against another last place team!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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scoring a run right now is the same as winning a game and winning a game is the same as winning a series

 

That was a very Astros way to lose a game. This offense has been brutal for two seasons. Score a ton one game then can’t score for multiple after that and have to rely on lights out pitching to give us hope and that’s gone to dog shit too. 

Yordan with the steal. Our correspondent putt must be out cold from the Margaritas
You know there is 0.0% chance he stayed there past like the 6th inning
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What is the number of innings we are going to go without scoring a run?
16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That was a very Astros way to lose a game. This offense has been brutal for two seasons. Score a ton one game then can’t score for multiple after that and have to rely on lights out pitching to give us hope and that’s gone to dog shit too. 

and get fucked on replay. this is not a tag. 

 

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

and get fucked on replay. this is not a tag. 

 

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espada's fault !!!!

 

some runs wound be nice. please don't get swept 

i might have  to go the game monday for yordan's return. another great night at whataburger field, love that place

 

This team has been without Yordan, Paredes, Pena, Meyers, Blanco, Wesneski and Arrighetti for a significant portion of the season. They overachieved to get to first place on the backs of Hunter, Framber and the bullpen. They have no MLB ready talent in the minors to step-up to replace any of the injured. It’s amazing that they are still in first and a statement as to the weakness that is the AL West. 
 

Hopefully they can survive this week. If Yordan comes back healthy, he could put this offense on his back. 

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

a statement as to the weakness that is the AL West. 

The Astros would be in second place in 3 of the remaining 5 divisions and third in the other 2.  
 

They’d be in the 3rd Wild Card spot in the NL.  

And what if I told you that the ALW has the third best winning percentage in MLB:

ALC - .487

ALE - .523

ALW - .499

 

NLC - .528

NLE - .487

NLW - .475

There is just more parity in the league right now which is a good thing.   

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i might have  to go the game monday for yordan's return

go for it....you will be the only one there 

i might have  to go the game monday for yordan's return. another great night at whataburger field, love that place
 

Smart move. Any fan of baseball should take advantage of the opportunity to witness a perfect game.
10 hours ago, Gourmand said:

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Yeah it seemed pretty clear to me that Yainer's glove touched the catcher's arm & not his glove & landed on the plate before the C got his tag on Yainer. You don't tag someone out with your arm. You do it with the glove. But wtf do I know? Maybe this is an under-the-radar new baseball rule I hadn't heard about.

20 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah it seemed pretty clear to me that Yainer's glove touched the catcher's arm & not his glove & landed on the plate before the C got his tag on Yainer. You don't tag someone out with your arm. You do it with the glove. But wtf do I know? Maybe this is an under-the-radar new baseball rule I hadn't heard about.

He was def safe but those umps were dogshit all night 

Oof. Last 5 games, including the 5-4 W:

23 hits from a total of 8 guys. 

Counting only those guys who got hits, they were 23-120 (.1916)

4 of those guys hit .200 or better (Correa, Diaz, Urias, Walker). The other 4 (Tuve, Pena, Smith, Dubon) combined for 7 hits (7-53, .132). Leading the way were Urias (.285) and Correa (.263). The rest are .214 or lower.

Damn.

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18 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

He was def safe but those umps were dogshit all night 

I can't really fault HPU for missing that one in real time. It was a tough call. But damn, review has to get it.

What about the ump's self confidence though?

14 minutes ago, wood said:

I can't really fault HPU for missing that one in real time. It was a tough call. But damn, review has to get it.

Fair. But he (and the 1B ump on the Abreu play) were wildly out of position

4 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

This team has been without Yordan, Paredes, Pena, Meyers, Blanco, Wesneski and Arrighetti for a significant portion of the season. They overachieved to get to first place on the backs of Hunter, Framber and the bullpen. They have no MLB ready talent in the minors to step-up to replace any of the injured. It’s amazing that they are still in first and a statement as to the weakness that is the AL West. 
 

Hopefully they can survive this week. If Yordan comes back healthy, he could put this offense on his back. 

The loss of Paredes was the turning point of the season. He was the only guy that was consistently putting together quality ABs almost every time at the plate. Even when it got to 0-2, it still seemed like the pitcher was throwing another 4+ pitches to get him out.

1 hour ago, wood said:

Yeah it seemed pretty clear to me that Yainer's glove touched the catcher's arm & not his glove & landed on the plate before the C got his tag on Yainer. You don't tag someone out with your arm. You do it with the glove. But wtf do I know? Maybe this is an under-the-radar new baseball rule I hadn't heard about.

Nope the arm does not make a successful tag, it has to be with the glove.

Can you imagine if we had that lady ump last night? 
Correa arguing those calls, she would have been PMSing and getting all crotchety with him, then she would have gone full Karen on his ass questioning her ability to call balls and strikes then the payback happens on a big tag out call at home plate. 
Hold on just a damned minute, that’s almost exactly what happened last night 

14 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Taylor will be medically retired by tonight.  Spinal Cord Injury 

From your lips to gods ears 

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