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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop

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1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

That’s not, uh, how retardation works supposedly. Resulting impact of the interactions between this board’s participants be damned.

I'm worried they're starting to meld their heads together to have one brain.

These OL leaving must be a sign guys coming in

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

It’s obvious. Any sensible O lineman knows it’s too risky to come here. You underperform, get blamed for ruining Arch’s last season in college, and next thing you know the Manning family has you blacklisted in football forever and you end up selling used cars.

That’s certainly a theory

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

No shock here, everything we've heard about this dude has been negative.

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47 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

That’s your big comeback today? Hank tell me now, would you rather have their portal class or ours? Just answer the question and stop being a prick.

Texas's without question. Why the fuck would we want a class where so much is allocated to a QB who would just back up here?

This isn't as snarky an answer as you think, it's pointing out that when you let your emotions take over you start asking stupid questions you think are brilliant, like whether Texas fans would prefer the class with or without millions of dollars allocated to a mid QB.

53 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So we needed the specialists and got that. Was the fat body a need? Kind of I guess. Was TE a need? I don’t know man- we have 2 I like and one that blocks, probably not. Also- I’d just as soon we run all 11 anyway as that should be arch’s bread and butter- so if you have 3 and only 1 at a time plays…

Then, of all the positions on the team we are probably good at I’d say CB and edge are at the top. We got a CB and Sark is working his ass off on the edge.

I don’t doubt that we’ve got some marginal improvement on places that we could use it (like that CB we got from Wake that was fine for 2 years) but my goodness it’s irritating seeing what’s happening where we need it to happen. WR 1, 2 RB, 3 OL, 2 Lb and 1 Safety. That’s 9 dudes we need bare minimum and we are sitting on zero.

People do need to chill but I get why they aren’t.

Just stop there are no bad signings only bad misses and there are only needs we need to get to 105 so everyone is a need.

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Everything is fine , floods just warming up the money machine to tamper 10 Linemen into the portal.

Quit over reacting

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Texas's without question. Why the fuck would we want a class where so much is allocated to a QB who would just back up here?

This isn't as snarky an answer as you think, it's pointing out that when you let your emotions take over you start asking stupid questions you think are brilliant, like whether Texas fans would prefer the class with or without millions of dollars allocated to a mid QB.

But Huck, if the answer is Texas then whose portal class do we covet???

i seriously doubt sark is using the company plane because it's too slow

our cigars own planes that are almost twice as fast

that said, fwiw the regent's plane departed bergstrom at 715am, was 'diverted' to albuquerque where it was on the ground for a 30+ minutes before departing abq arriving vgt (north las vegas) 1230pm (central)

these are it's only flights in the past 7 days

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Everything is fine , floods just warming up the money machine to tamper 10 Linemen into the portal.

Quit over reacting

This guy has been a bust in every report. Given how much Flood wanted him initially it's a rough look for his scouting acumen, but we already knew that.

Just now, texifornia said:

This guy has been a bust in every report. Given how much Flood wanted him initially it's a rough look for his scouting acumen, but we already knew that.

Do we do anything right?

Just now, David Dennison said:

Do we do anything right?

Beat Aggie, OU, and Arkansas in football?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Do we do anything right?

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10 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Bro do we even fucking have OLs for practice??

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4 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Just stop there are no bad signings only bad misses and there are only needs we need to get to 105 so everyone is a need.

I don’t give a shit if we go past 60 and I don’t think we ought to pay below 45, so that 105 can get fucked. But whatever. The main thing is we’ve apparently addressed almost every one of our nice to have but not absolutely necessaries and have zero on the massive needs.

It’s like Christmas when your parents started you with a stocking and then you opened up underwear and socks and a sweater or something like that before getting to the good stuff. You know it’s coming, but… what if mom and dad fucked me this year and instead of a basketball hoop or a dog or something cool all I’m getting is this fucking erector set?

The good news is we literally have zero bodies now interior, so, pretty much guaranteed we are getting someone.

wrong thread

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We’re Texas. We’ll end up with that level in the transfer portal.

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11 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Bro do we even fucking have OLs for practice??

We just lay traffic cones on their side.

I'm not saying it isn't a miss that we couldn't get any of 3 of our big targets away from their school (Brown, Baugh even having his position coach, Guarnera) and I've been as loud as anyone about the terrible job Flood has done (and when he combines with Harris then portal OL business becomes a cluster). But damn some of y'all act stupid around here every time something you thought was going to happen doesn't happen.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t give a shit if we go past 60 and I don’t think we ought to pay below 45, so that 105 can get fucked. But whatever. The main thing is we’ve apparently addressed almost every one of our nice to have but not absolutely necessaries and have zero on the massive needs.

It’s like Christmas when your parents started you with a stocking and then you opened up underwear and socks and a sweater or something like that before getting to the good stuff. You know it’s coming, but… what if mom and dad fucked me this year and instead of a basketball hoop or a dog or something cool all I’m getting is this fucking erector set?

The good news is we literally have zero bodies now interior, so, pretty much guaranteed we are getting someone.

It's almost Joe Espada season, buddy.

If LTs are your best linemen why don’t we just play 5 of those? Anyone ever thought of that?

43 minutes ago, deech said:

Night crew is on suicide watch

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So the positive....if almost all our oline portals.....and flood can't sign anyone.....that's got to be a big enough miss that flood is done?

I mean I dont think its gonna go that bad....but at this rate I'm halfway expecting turntine to suit up at guard in the fall and hear Arch is meeting with florida...its almost comical

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Some good news

OL left on campus...yikes. Thank God there are ten more days.

Assuming a warm body has to come in at backup C and that's why Cruz left? One guy who has ever snapped at C isn't reasonable.

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Just now, NoName said:

OL left on campus...yikes.

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No spring game again

Losing Kibble, Stroh, Neto and Cruz doesn't hurt depth as none of those guys were ever going to play at Texas. They were just numbers. But going forward, we are going to have a depth issue at OL for the foreseeable future. We signed 2 useful guys on the OL this year when we needed a class of beef because we hadn't recruited well on the OL the prior year. So even if we bring in 3 starters this year, we will have no-one to replace, Baker, Goosby and Cujoe and we will have few worthwhile backups to the starter we bring in. It is basically a clusterfuck of our own doing.

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I digging the strategy. Run off every lineman we have and sign none to replace e. Shits finna be legit

Sark's gonna have to round up a bunch of Surly fatties just to field a 2 deep.

14 minutes ago, TXRed said:
10 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

No shock here, everything we've heard about this dude has been negative.

8 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Everything is fine , floods just warming up the money machine to tamper 10 Linemen into the portal.

Quit over reacting

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This guy has been a bust in every report. Given how much Flood wanted him initially it's a rough look for his scouting acumen, but we already knew that.

For real??!! Gerry Hamilton hyped Cruz up so much during that '24 recruiting cycle, I assumed he would be next man up at Center after Jake Major graduated.

Maybe we signed that Arkansas butterball to play guard?

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Some good news

I thought you were gone once you entered into the portal. That was fake news?

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Losing Kibble, Stroh, Neto and Cruz doesn't hurt depth as none of those guys were ever going to play at Texas. They were just numbers. But going forward, we are going to have a depth issue at OL for the foreseeable future. We signed 2 useful guys on the OL this year when we needed a class of beef because we hadn't recruited well on the OL the prior year. So even if we bring in 3 starters this year, we will have no-one to replace, Baker, Goosby and Cujoe and we will have few worthwhile backups to the starter we bring in. It is basically a clusterfuck of our own doing.

Or it isn't and we'll figure it out.

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Some good news

Did he actually enter his name in the portal? There was plenty of smoke that he wanted to leave, but I don't recall him actually going into the portal?

1 minute ago, NoName said:

OL left on campus...yikes.

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By my count, 8 healthy offensive linemen.

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I thought you were gone once you entered into the portal. That was fake news?

Only if you suck

4 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

No spring game again

7 on 7

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Some good news

Defense does seem to have it's shit together. Issues so far have been almost all on the other side of the ball.

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5 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Some good news

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4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Some good news

*nevermind. covered already.

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Fucking Sark and Flood are recruiting on offense like they’re about to bolt to the NFL.

I was told Sark could now concentrate on the offense.

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

By my count, 8 healthy offensive linemen.

Why are you counting now?

Just now, Daichee Bell said:

That's the first guy Sark has let back after actually entering the portal. Policy change given chaos of NIL?

I dont think he ever actually entered. It was reported he might, but I never saw it announced he was.

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