Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
4 hours ago, westexhorn said:

He can't because he's too busy game planning still.  He's the OC so he's gotta be thinking about adjustments and stuff.

Exactly why he needs to give up play calling next season

Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, immamac said:

This isn't a talent or athleticism issue. It seriously isn't. 

Its not like they went to Ohio State and got fucking handled. Get your shit together people.

This has everything to do with a locker room issue. Arch started the season saying they weren't the ones with targets on their backs they are the ones with the scope. Then he proceeds to do his best Hudson Card at Arkansas impression in Columbus, has the yips for 2 more fucking games and is best known this season for flexing on a guy he outweighed by 40lbs. 

Who took the banner and ran with it? I don't see any of that shit anywhere. I don't see a lot of fire in their eyes. I see they are focused, I see they want to do well, but I don't see the energy or aura around this team or any players except for a handful. 

There is no flow state possible when you are playing like this. You can play like this after you've already figured out how to be dominant and that's the standard you are playing too while being serious and in control. These guys couldn't even dominate SJSU or SHSU and damn sure not UTEP on the lines, why the fuck are you thinking you can do it to Florida? 

The main thing win or lose I wanna see Saturday is the sideline in a fucking frenzy. I want these guys to look like rabid dogs ready go be let off the leash to rip the throats out of their deepest and most hated rivals. Anything in crimson and cream gets annilitated type energy. 

When I see that energy I'll start worrying about what else is wrong. There's no way you can tell me these offensive lineman are punishing the DL that lines up across from them and hitting them to be fucking mean and to block them. 

Until this team gives a shit, none of us should. 


Okay, it’s time. 

Start a…

Burnt Lungs 🔥 🫁🔥

…membership level for people to contribute $1/month to supply the team with smelling salts and I’m in!

Edited by Napoleon
  • Haha 1
Posted
2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Was Penn St's win over Boise a big game?  ou, Michigan and aggy were dog shit last year.  Yes, intense games, but not great teams.  Neither were Clemson and asu

The winner of Aggy went to SEC Championship game in addition to first time playing in 14 years.   We lose that game there is ZERO doubt it's in your list of "big game losses".  Playoff games are inherently big games. GTFO with this bullshit.

  • Hook 'Em 6
  • Like 3
Posted
4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

The winner of Aggy went to SEC Championship game in addition to first time playing in 14 years.   We lose that game there is ZERO doubt it's in your list of "big game losses".  Playoff games are inherently big games. GTFO with this bullshit.

Again they’re big games against pretty average teams. Vaunted Aggy? 8-5.  

  • Fuck You 3
Posted
5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Everyone needs to lay low. Change their names.  Hide.summoning the MB genius people to our palace of degenerates brings nothing good. 😂 

 

I think I know why we haven't found the Lake Austin Killer....

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Posted
Watching the end of the Texas Tech game (a team who has spent some decent money by going after team captains at key positions) and seeing them beat year another opponent by more points than we seem to score in games—the announcer said “McGuire has started a culture here.” It seems like we have an unsafe and untrue slogan (all gas no brakes—which seems in real life like a shit driving strategy and also something we haven’t done except in a few games) as a “culture” and paying a lot of dudes. Yes we are Texas. But what is our identity? I submit we have none. 
 
and as [mention=789]victory88[/mention] pointed out the months leading up to our season opener should have raised a ton of red flags. Spring practice? Ah fuck it. Spring game? Nah don’t need one. And while the teams poised to kick our ass were training like Rocky to take down Drago (teams that don’t have an endless pile of cash to blow that have to actually make good decisions on the players to fit their scheme) we seemingly sat there like King of the Hill when we didn’t even win it all last year. What is our identity other than a slogan and we have money to burn? And a bunch of dudes who aren’t gelling as a team bc our HC who ain’t never won a MNC as a HC thought this pro-style NFL fuck practice shit would fly. 
 
i see other teams doing so much more for way less. If we are going to have a bunch of dudes just sitting there collecting a paycheck and coaches who seemingly didn’t have the first clue what these dudes can or cannot do before the season started and still don’t know now…now what? What is the culture? Keep everyone’s draft hopes alive? 
 
The mess is Sark’s shit to fix. It’s his doing. He is in control of everything. Picking apart this thing or that thing or this player or that player doesn’t change  the fact that everything is underneath Sark. I don’t even blame the players. It’s coaching pure and simple. That requires some deep self reflection, a willingness to dig deep and ditch what ain’t working and pivot. To the strengths of the well paid dudes on our team. I don’t envy whatever they are attempting to do now as we are going into a major rivalry game. It would have to be seismic to stop the slide into the abyss of a shitty season. Can we salvage it? Why did it take 5 games and a bye week to figure out we are failing this badly? 
 
slogans don’t mean shit. Unless ours means “someone cut our brake line and we cannot stop.” Sark is wearing too many hats and none of them seem to fit right now. I’d say get back to the fucking basics but we wasted the whole offseason. It should not be like this. Penn State BMDs are looking at the UCLA game and asking themselves “WTF?” Our press needs to be asking sark some hard questions. 
 
OT but I found this weird: this entire season almost every game there is some new type of record that has been broken from like the 1950’s (like multiple teams and games) what gives with all these 70 year old records being broken this season in particular? 

You killed it on this post
  • Like 1
Posted
5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So he’s basically our version of Billy Luicci because he does a lot of things for the school, loves the school, and facilitates for the school but less retarded?

it's impossible for us to have our own version of looch

the tower would never sign off on it

Posted
3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t mind a little “Bill Little sunshine pumping and platitudes” vs the destructive take down the program shit Chip Brown was doing. Fuck Chip. What does bother me is hearing from Inside Texas a few weeks ago some ominous “you reap what you sow in practice” and that practice problems spilled onto the field in games. Then we hear from others that we have the best most physical team and big physical practices which cannot be true. Sark himself patently said he was switching to the NFL prostyle type practice in March. And that was what was implemented. So…I think our insiders can both promote the program but be tough when it’s warranted. Maybe the season completely turns around this weekend. That would be great. And no one will care about this seismic change in philosophy that Sark implemented in March. But if the season continues to sputter and tailspin and crater it needs to be discussed. To help the program it should be discussed if the season turns into a bigger dumpster fire. Bc we don’t need that approach to the offseason ever being employed again. If that’s the case. 

i repped this, but win or lose our season is not turning around this weekend

parcells wants to see multiple league wins in a row, like, 4, or 5, with competent ___________ (name the position room) before declaring "turned around"

as of this moment we are winless in the league until we are not

  • Haha 1
Posted
2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Again they’re big games against pretty average teams. Vaunted Aggy? 8-5.  

One team has been to back to back CFP! ….. big games have been won….. big games have been lost…. the 2 can actually go hand in hand.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, immamac said:

There are certain things that we will not be the site that rumor mongers on. On field and surrounding the job is on limits. Personal life speculation and baseless shit is not. 

Wait, when did this start? Because this board was (and is) chock full of “HERMAN IS FUCKING THE JEWELRY GIRL BETWEEN COKE BINGES AND PASSING OUT DRUNK” rants while he was our head coach…

Edited by lilMAC25
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Posted
10 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

last year before OSU won the big one there was this amazing graphic they put on the screen when OSU played Penn State with Franklin’s and Day’s records against teams ranked in the top ten. 

 

Made me try to look this up since it seemed hard to believe.  Especially since Day is number 1 in win percentage (born on third base and all that).

Day's 15-8 v top ten.  So I guess he gets 6 from Penn State onward last year.  Then Texas this season.  So at that point would have been 8-8 I think.

Franklin's like 4-21 currently.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
39 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Wait, when did this start? Because this board was (and is) chock full of “HERMAN IS FUCKING THE JEWELRY GIRL BETWEEN COKE BINGES AND PASSING OUT DRUNK” rants while he was our head coach…

Some things aren't rumors. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
Posted
9 hours ago, Skipper said:

The winner of Aggy went to SEC Championship game in addition to first time playing in 14 years.   We lose that game there is ZERO doubt it's in your list of "big game losses".  Playoff games are inherently big games. GTFO with this bullshit.

It seems like for many people, if Texas wins a game against another helmet program or in the CFP or against a turditional rival ... it is NOT a big game. IF Texas loses that game ... it is a big game.

Bunch of pre-Madonnas in here.

image.png.805deb3eec63c0694eeffe8d34476b00.png

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Wait, when did this start? Because this board was (and is) chock full of “HERMAN IS FUCKING THE JEWELRY GIRL BETWEEN COKE BINGES AND PASSING OUT DRUNK” rants while he was our head coach…

well, you see, that was different...

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

"Culture" is just bull shit any coach with a good or better team says when things are all going their way. 

Overall agree, but I also buy into the idea that success breeds success, and failure breeds failure.

 

Sark gets credit for dragging us out of Herman’s mess (building success), but he also gets credit for shitting the bed vs Kansas his first year and a shit Florida team in his 5th season at Texas. All we can do is see if he can replicate pulling the team out of shit creek or if he drags them into deeper ponds

Edited by lilMAC25
Posted
11 hours ago, MrBig said:

The year we won 49-0 OU had Davis Beville making his first career start, and when we won 34-3 it was against true freshman Michael Hawkins Jr making his second career start. Not exactly big time OU teams we beat those years. 

Flop side is Sark is likely 3-1 against them if Lincoln hadn’t brought in backup Caleb Williams 

Posted
1 hour ago, Lidig8r said:

It seems like for many people, if Texas wins a game against another helmet program or in the CFP or against a turditional rival ... it is NOT a big game. IF Texas loses that game ... it is a big game.

This.  If we lose any of those games, each would be cited as evidence by these idiots that Sark can't win a big game.   Moving goal post depending on outcome of game.   And this week will be no different.

Posted

This has been making the rounds.  
 

Ouch.  The internet doesn’t forget anything. 
 

Unless you are bad Marissa that said “I’m Sandbox, bitch!” at a brunch spot in Houston and somehow had that video scrubbed from just about everywhere. 
 

 

IMG_1249.jpeg

  • Rage+1 2
Posted
1 hour ago, Lidig8r said:

It seems like for many people, if Texas wins a game against another helmet program or in the CFP or against a turditional rival ... it is NOT a big game. IF Texas loses that game ... it is a big game.

Bunch of pre-Madonnas in here.

image.png.805deb3eec63c0694eeffe8d34476b00.png

No we just lost to a helmet school.  Not a big game

Just now, Skipper said:

This.  If we lose any of those games, each would be cited as evidence by these idiots that Sark can't win a big game.   Moving goal post depending on outcome of game.   And this week will be no different.

Fortunes have been kind to Sark.  Their starting qb is out.  Again

Posted
2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Flop side is Sark is likely 3-1 against them if Lincoln hadn’t brought in backup Caleb Williams 

The flop side is Sark would have won if the other coach didn’t make good decisions?

  • Haha 2
Posted
1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

No we just lost to a helmet school.  Not a big game

Fortunes have been kind to Sark.  Their starting qb is out.  Again

Thanks for proving my point.   No credit for win.  Another big game loss if we lose.  This debate is Exhibit A why so many Texas fans suck.  Imagine going through life rooting for a team only to downplay positives and maximize negatives.    Good luck to your Sooners this weekend so you can win an internet argument that the team you allegedly root for has a shitty coach.

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
Just now, Skipper said:

Thanks for proving my point.   No credit for win.  Another big game loss if we lose.  This debate is Exhibit A why so many Texas fans suck.  Imagine going through life rooting for a team only to downplay positives and maximize negatives.    Good luck to your Sooners this weekend so you can win an internet argument that the team you allegedly root for has a shitty coach.

Again.  That wasn’t a big win or a big loss. South Florida waxed that ass on the same field a few weeks ago.  Now if that was 5-0 top ten ranked Florida then maybe it’s a big game. That was supposed to be a layup.  Now I know sark did beat them last year.  Of course They were missing half their defense.  

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
16 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Unless you are bad Marissa that said “I’m Sandbox, bitch!” at a brunch spot in Houston and somehow had that video scrubbed from just about everywhere. 

Still in hi-def on reddit. 

  • Like 1
Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Thanks for proving my point.   No credit for win.  Another big game loss if we lose.  This debate is Exhibit A why so many Texas fans suck.  Imagine going through life rooting for a team only to downplay positives and maximize negatives.    Good luck to your Sooners this weekend so you can win an internet argument that the team you allegedly root for has a shitty coach.

Perhaps you should read what he said, instead of deciding what he said before you ever read it.

 

 

He said that the UF loss WAS NOT A BIG GAME.

 

maybe he can type it slower, or in bigger font or something…

Edited by lilMAC25
  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
12 hours ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Exactly why he needs to give up play calling next season

If Wingo hits that wide open TD it’s a different game

But I agree the guy calling the plays should be in the fucking booth. Sark can help a lot with suggestions and things he’s feeling, but he’s not seeing the whole field from being on the field and that isn’t great for truly calling the best plays. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted
58 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Again.  That wasn’t a big win or a big loss. South Florida waxed that ass on the same field a few weeks ago.  Now if that was 5-0 top ten ranked Florida then maybe it’s a big game. That was supposed to be a layup.  Now I know sark did beat them last year.  Of course They were missing half their defense.  

They were missing their #1 and #2 QBs too

they just kinda showed up for that game

for this game they got their badass WR back who smoked us and this was like a must win back against the wall game for them… coming off 3 losses…. USF Miami and LSU

either way, Florida will have to play out of their mind the rest of the year just to make a fucking bowl this year. 
 

Texas needs to win out and beat Georgia at Georgia to meet expectations (playoffs)

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They were missing their #1 and #2 QBs too

they just kinda showed up for that game

for this game they got their badass WR back who smoked us and this was like a must win back against the wall game for them… coming off 3 losses…. USF Miami and LSU

either way, Florida will have to play out of their mind the rest of the year just to make a fucking bowl this year. 
 

Texas needs to win out and beat Georgia at Georgia to meet expectations (playoffs)

Was this Wilson kid rated ahead of our three fish wide receivers?

Posted
44 minutes ago, Zeus said:

for this game they got their badass WR back who smoked us and this was like a must win back against the wall game for them… coming off 3 losses…. USF Miami and LSU

Well the good news for us, is that we are in exactly that same position this week.  Hopefully it'll generate some much-needed energy on the field and on the sideline.

 

Posted
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Perhaps you should read what he said, instead of deciding what he said before you ever read it.

 

 

He said that the UF loss WAS NOT A BIG GAME.

 

maybe he can type it slower, or in bigger font or something…

Well I read the part about missing a starting QB and that certainly wasn't Florida.   If people want to bitch about Sark this season and in particular personnel evaluations in offseason that is completely fair game.  But to go back and try to downplay last season's accomplishments? That shitty fan bullshit we see way too much of on this site.  

Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Well I read the part about missing a starting QB and that certainly wasn't Florida.   If people want to bitch about Sark this season and in particular personnel evaluations in offseason that is completely fair game.  But to go back and try to downplay last season's accomplishments? That shitty fan bullshit we see way too much of on this site.  

Then the loss this year is also a big game…

so 1-1 trade.

 

 

ETA: this is some straight up “you’re not a 2%er” aggy bullshit.

Edited by lilMAC25
Posted
2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

No we just lost to a helmet school.  Not a big game

Fortunes have been kind to Sark.  Their starting qb is out.  Again

Still listed as questionable on the last injury report as far as I know. I fully expect to see him lead the team out of the tunnel with hate in his eyes and a bag of dicks slung across his shoulder.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Still listed as questionable on the last injury report as far as I know. I fully expect to see him lead the team out of the tunnel with hate in his eyes and a bag of dicks slung across his shoulder.

It's not hate. He's been there a while:

meth-eyes.jpg.f8f2ac64572cab2fccb3ba93b140779c.jpg

  • Haha 1
Posted
1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Dallas

image.png.a147dafa9d9d25e0ea547fd2ef292abf.png

Wingo

image.png.af36e8fc930318ca8f0b5e59ed1ff8f2.png

Moore

image.png.22e01740312597eb8fcdcd02b134351a.png

On one of those guys, how do you miss a ranking so badly?  It’s not like they are lineman where you can’t tell what their body will do.  You can see right then when you scout them whether they can make wow plays on a contested ball in the air.  Here we are in year 2 waiting for a contested play on a ball.

Posted

Fuck it, I’m resetting my expectations to spoiler mode for the rest of the season. Beat OU, Arkansas, and A&M with this suck-ass team and ruin their seasons. Ok, only two seasons might be ruined because Arkansas has already fired their coach, but that’s my goal at this point. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...