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21 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Whose fucking job is it to make sure the offense knows what routes to fucking run by game 7??? JFC. I will never get the apologists for a head coach that’s also the ceo and the builder of the roster and the OC and the one that designs all plays and makes sure it’s running with precision. It’s on sark to make sure endries knows what fucking route to run you smu fuckstang. Why don’t you fuck off with your hot takes. 

Then find another coach that does all of that better. All of your reps are you and fellow doom shitters.

Sark can absolutely do his job better. This team can play better. Thinking that there is something wrong with the structure or the foundation is fucking insane. 

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Just listened.  Can't believe he is still trotting out the "defense showed us looks we weren't expecting" excuse again. 

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1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

For the life of me why aren't we rolling him out 75% of the pass plays?  Easy pitch and catch to the TE or a back a few yards down field.  We had a play with Bijan where he flares out to the wide side and picks up great yardage, even had a walk in TD one time, never to be seen again.   We need high percentage, low risk, fast developing plays with tempo....all of our tempo has disappeared.  Me thinks Arch may be a little playbook deficient...i realize a poor offense is a great way to tire out our D, but we dont seem to have any 5 WR set, slant plays that should be easy to hit.

 

We don't do any orbit anymore it seems.  Run our fastest WR to the flat and hit him moving forward.  There is no reason Arch should be dropping back as much as he is.  

from what I can tell we don't have anyone fast enough to do orbit and stress the D on that play.

5 wide means 5 blockers.  Arch will have no chance to get the pass off 1) the OL will ole' at least 1 DL and 2) Arch likely won't recognize the D well enough to hit the right receiver and hold the ball(sack or strip sack incoming).  We basically need to max protect most of the time.

Arch is really very meh on the RPO/Zone read as well, IMO.

the Mannings were promised Sark's mostly pro style O, which we do, without the OL or the QB or the run game to do it.  so we got that going for us....

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36 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's almost like he's trying to win a fucking national championship and not wholeheartedly basing his data-set and approach on one night game in Lexington with a young, clearly flawed team. If Endries knows what fucking route he's running and what the play-design is he catches that ball for a huge gain. 

Some of you would be great aggy fans. Just line the ball up and get 8 wins every season. We can't execute excellence so let's just settle for executing good. 

Fuck that shit. Let's be the best college football team in America and if we can't execute that then let's figure the fuck out how to execute it. We're going to play conservative and eek into the playoffs just to lose in the semis to someone like Ohio State or Alabama?

Go fuck your mother. I want to beat Ohio State by 4 fucking TDs. That's what Sark is in the lab trying to do you fucking monkeys.

You sound like Mack Brown sunshine pumping and clap clap clapping with a mouth full of orange slices. We are in deep offensive shit and there is no OC to throw under the bus to shoulder the blame.

Imagine 5 years ago thinking this could happen to us in a world where we could openly pay players and have them transfer year after year. Sark’s offensive recruiting blows and he sounds like a salesman struggling to sell Viagra at a limp dick convention. 

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Then find another coach that does all of that better. All of your reps are you and fellow doom shitters.

Sark can absolutely do his job better. This team can play better. Thinking that there is something wrong with the structure or the foundation is fucking insane. 

Who gives a flying fuck about rep? Hahaa you’re a fucking pussy loser. Fuck off. 

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5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

You sound like Mack Brown sunshine pumping and clap clap clapping with a mouth full of orange slices. We are in deep offensive shit and there is no OC to throw under the bus to shoulder the blame.

Imagine 5 years ago thinking this could happen to us in a world where we could openly pay players and have them transfer year after year. Sark’s offensive recruiting blows and he sounds like a salesman struggling to sell Viagra at a limp dick convention. 

Oh great. Now three quarters of surly will be asking for the address of this convention. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, GTJ1982 said:

Just listened.  Can't believe he is still trotting out the "defense showed us looks we weren't expecting excuse" again. 

holy shit.  I would ask, "why aren't we, in turn, running plays that the D is not expecting coach?"

I realize that we only know what we see on TV but why is no one getting with Arch between drives and talking about said "unexpected looks".

this thing is gonna get really ugly next year after we pancake this year down the stretch. you can't fix the OL problems quick enough and Arch just isn't good enough to YOLO.

I'm not sure Sark is ready for what is coming.  Mcwilliams 2 is very likely scenario with just one extra year.  PK could save him from that fate though.

It would be funny if someone looked at Kentucky's previous games the last 2 years and documented where they showed the same looks against similar alignments.  the fact he is rolling out this excuse after losses or bad O games every time is pretty damning.

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9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Then find another coach that does all of that better. All of your reps are you and fellow doom shitters.

Sark can absolutely do his job better. This team can play better. Thinking that there is something wrong with the structure or the foundation is fucking insane. 

And since I graduated from UT(class of 01) I actually get to bitch about our well established head coach going on the road against probably the worst sec team we will play all year and exploding for 175 yards of total offense. The fact you blame endries for route running and not the coach whose entire unit looks like unorganized dog shit, false starts galore, runs trick plays on 3rd and 3, etc.. just shows you’re a sunshine pumping pussy. I’m shocked you’re even able to post as much as you do with your #1 foam finger on. So why don’t you go gag on some smu pony dick and get off our board telling fans that actually graduated from UT to go find another coach to follow hahaha. Gtfoh.

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9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

And since I graduated from UT(class of 01) I actually get to bitch about our well established head coach going on the road against probably the worst sec team we will play all year and exploding for 175 yards of total offense. The fact you blame endries for route running and not the coach whose entire unit looks like unorganized dog shit, false starts galore, runs trick plays on 3rd and 3, etc.. just shows you’re a sunshine pumping pussy. I’m shocked you’re even able to post as much as you do with your #1 foam finger on. So why don’t you go gag on some smu pony dick and get off our board telling fans that actually graduated from UT to go find another coach to follow hahaha. Gtfoh.

Nice work,  I would have preferred "Peruna Dick" to make it more obscure,  but overall nicely summarized.  Sark again is calling his offense against shitty teams rather than game planning assuming talent will win out and it's the best way to "train" the team on what he wants rather than adjusting to what his team is capable of executing.   We are about to get another dose.  Expect we'll see alternative approach against Vandy,  but maybe not till GA.  

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30 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Just listened.  Can't believe he is still trotting out the "defense showed us looks we weren't expecting" excuse again. 

UK's d coordinator legitimately called a phenomenal game. 

27 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Imagine 5 years ago thinking this could happen to us in a world where we could openly pay players and have them transfer year after year.

Wow it's almost like there are other major programs that have insane pools to draw from to compete in this landscape.

The "We're Texas" shit wears so thin with me. Other teams play football. I just saw the UK fanbase and it was full of very normal, attractive people living their lives with professional jobs and probably willing to donate money to their alma mater.

Texas is special to me because Texas is Texas. In the overall landscape of college football Texas isn't special to some 5 star from New Jersey that goes to play for tOSU. 

25 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Who gives a flying fuck about rep? Hahaa you’re a fucking pussy loser. Fuck off. 

 

19 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

And since I graduated from UT(class of 01) I actually get to bitch about our well established head coach going on the road against probably the worst sec team we will play all year and exploding for 175 yards of total offense. The fact you blame endries for route running and not the coach whose entire unit looks like unorganized dog shit, false starts galore, runs trick plays on 3rd and 3, etc.. just shows you’re a sunshine pumping pussy. I’m shocked you’re even able to post as much as you do with your #1 foam finger on. So why don’t you go gag on some smu pony dick and get off our board telling fans that actually graduated from UT to go find another coach to follow hahaha. Gtfoh.

Dude you're off the fucking hinges right now. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

UK's d coordinator legitimately called a phenomenal game. 

Wow it's almost like there are other major programs that have insane pools to draw from to compete in this landscape.

The "We're Texas" shit wears so thin with me. Other teams play football. I just saw the UK fanbase and it was full of very normal, attractive people living their lives with professional jobs and probably willing to donate money to their alma mater.

Texas is special to me because Texas is Texas. In the overall landscape of college football Texas isn't special to some 5 star from New Jersey that goes to play for tOSU. 

 

Dude you're off the fucking hinges right now. 

Yes I’m off my hinges while you give a pass to a well established head coach. You’re acting like we’re bitching in year 1. He’s been here how long? And in game 7 we total 175 yards? Hahaha you’re serious? Fuck off smu pony boy.

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Texas is special to me because Texas is Texas. In the overall landscape of college football Texas isn't special to some 5 star from New Jersey that goes to play for tOSU. 

It isn’t about saying, “we’re Texas” and shoving wads of cash down the throats of some east coast 5-star, it’s about using the Texas brand and money that comes with it to entice players with the potential to develop into something great to come play football here. Sark hasn’t done that. Nearly everyone that has been drafted was a Herman recruit.

Who is next up in line as a pure Sark recruit to do so? Thats where the frustration lies. He can’t even get some stud who was proven elsewhere to come play for Texas for the money, which seems worse. We can’t money whip good offensive talent because they know how shitty our system is. 

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2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

It isn’t about saying, “we’re Texas” and shoving wads of cash down the throats of some east coast 5-star, it’s about using the Texas brand and money that comes with it to entice players with the potential to develop into something great to come play football here. Sark hasn’t done that. Nearly everyone that has been drafted was a Herman recruit.

This is so fucking stupid I don't even know where to start. 

Let's do better please. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is so fucking stupid I don't even know where to start. 

Let's do better please. 

You don’t get to say we’re Texas or let’s do better. You fucking smu pony bitch.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is so fucking stupid I don't even know where to start. 

Let's do better please. 

I’m talking about offensive players. Of course the D is going to get drafted, let’s not be silly and use them as some measurement for what a great football mind Sark is. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I hate to derail someone working on shouting that mouthbreathing imbecile back into a corner, but the t-shirt fan shaming is bullshit. Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it. You're excluding a lot of fans when you start down that path, and it's a silly position. 

I’m fine with excluding a smu grad that comes on here telling Texas fans they don’t have the right to bitch about their head coach of 5 years. Maybe ztejas should take a different approach and he wouldn’t get reminded that he’s a proud smu grad. I know a shit ton of t-shirt fans and most are extremely close to me and watch games on the regular. I do not exclude anyone but for this asshat shit stain I’m making an exception. 

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1 hour ago, GTJ1982 said:

Just listened.  Can't believe he is still trotting out the "defense showed us looks we weren't expecting" excuse again. 

He uses it every other game. How the fuck do you not know defenses are going to cover 2/3 shell your ass especially when you have never been able to reliably beat it. He said the same shit vs one of the g6’s we played earlier this year. 
 

even more sad is he says this multiple times each year. 

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He’s a dumb jock that won’t get out of his own way, seemingly infected with fypm mbtf floating around the program for the chef’s kiss. 

None of this gets the jw seal of approval in case y’all were wondering. 
 

 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it.  

They need to know their place. I don't know if there is a more annoying crowd on the planet than the guys who went to retard universities and flex nuts every chance they get about being a Longhorn.

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Just now, Josef Pwag said:

They need to know their place. I don't know if there is a more annoying crowd on the planet than the guys who went to retard universities and flex nuts every chance they get about being a Longhorn.

What if a t shirt fan contributes more to nil than the person who went there?

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1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

wait, what?  because this would explain sooooo much on every level 

Don't be a fucking idiot. Disregard anything that BO&W posts that isn't cut-and-paste from a 9.95 article. 

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1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

Don't be a fucking idiot. Disregard anything that BO&W posts that isn't cut-and-paste from a 9.95 article. 

It’s funny because they’re working their ass off to keep it under wraps. And just be thankful about it because when it comes to fire his ass there will be enough to for cause him. 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

What if a t shirt fan contributes more to nil than the person who went there?

One of my kids got into to a very highly selective private university. The wife went bonkers buying merch, as much for loving the school school colors as she does the actual school. She wondered why I didn't buy shirts & hats. It is because I actually have pride in the universities I attended (and I have some dignity)....and the differece I paid to that school compared to UT is well into the 6-figures. 

 

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Just now, Josef Pwag said:

One of my kids got into to a very highly selective private university. The wife went bonkers buying merch, as much for loving the school school colors as she does the actual school. She wondered why I didn't buy shirts & hats. It is because I actually have pride in the universities I attended (and I have some dignity)....and the differece I paid to that school compared to UT is well into the 6-figures. 

 

What if said contributor to nil contributed more than your degree? Ofc be proud of the degree but that doesn’t make the person a better fan. What if you went there for like 1 year and dropped out to pursue business opportunities and career growth? Is your degree better than theirs?

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24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Except he’s not sober 

Some people have more talent on the sauce. Some people don’t.
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Posted
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

It's almost like he's trying to win a fucking national championship and not wholeheartedly basing his data-set and approach on one night game in Lexington with a young, clearly flawed team. If Endries knows what fucking route he's running and what the play-design is he catches that ball for a huge gain. 

Some of you would be great aggy fans. Just line the ball up and get 8 wins every season. We can't execute excellence so let's just settle for executing good. 

Fuck that shit. Let's be the best college football team in America and if we can't execute that then let's figure the fuck out how to execute it. We're going to play conservative and eek into the playoffs just to lose in the semis to someone like Ohio State or Alabama?

Go fuck your mother. I want to beat Ohio State by 4 fucking TDs. That's what Sark is in the lab trying to do you fucking monkeys.

They will lose every remaining game if they continue playing like they did last week. You think going 5-7 with the preseason #1 team is some sort of 4D chess move? Because they got reps with this shitty offense that apparently requires 1st round talent at every position to function? The goal for this season should be to tread water and finish with a somewhat respectable record. Going 9-3 and not getting completely embarrassed at UGA would be a major success at this point. Then rebuild the OL through the portal and completely reevaluate everything (and everyone) involved with the offense.

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What if said contributor to nil contributed more than your degree? Ofc be proud of the degree but that doesn’t make the person a better fan. What if you went there for like 1 year and dropped out to pursue business opportunities and career growth? Is your degree better than theirs?

You can play reindeer games with all of the scenarios you want. Knock yourself out. What makes college fandom special to me is actually having attended the university. I feel sorry for people who latch on to a school they didn't attend. Let them write a trillion dollars worth of NIL checks. Maybe then we'll give some consideration to signing people who can block and a QB who can hit water from a boat. 

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1 minute ago, Josef Pwag said:

You can play reindeer games with all of the scenarios you want. Knock yourself out. What makes college fandom special to me is actually having attended the university. I feel sorry for people who latch on to a school they didn't attend. Let them write a trillion dollars worth of NIL checks. Maybe then we'll give some consideration to signing people who can block and a QB who can hit water from a boat. 

I’ll let Michael know you’re more important than he is because of your degree. Matt as well. 

Posted
34 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m fine with excluding a smu grad that comes on here telling Texas fans they don’t have the right to bitch about their head coach of 5 years. Maybe ztejas should take a different approach and he wouldn’t get reminded that he’s a proud smu grad. I know a shit ton of t-shirt fans and most are extremely close to me and watch games on the regular. I do not exclude anyone but for this asshat shit stain I’m making an exception. 

I feel like you have mental problems.

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Posted

 

Time for the weekly Surly reminder: Sark isn't going to divulge anything meaningful to the fucking press nor is he going to throw any coaches or players under the bus.

Coach speak is coach speak and that is very normal. Let's see what he does this offseason before deciding if he's a blind idiot or not.

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

It's almost like he's trying to win a fucking national championship and not wholeheartedly basing his data-set and approach on one night game in Lexington with a young, clearly flawed team. If Endries knows what fucking route he's running and what the play-design is he catches that ball for a huge gain. 

Some of you would be great aggy fans. Just line the ball up and get 8 wins every season. We can't execute excellence so let's just settle for executing good. 

Fuck that shit. Let's be the best college football team in America and if we can't execute that then let's figure the fuck out how to execute it. We're going to play conservative and eek into the playoffs just to lose in the semis to someone like Ohio State or Alabama?

Go fuck your mother. I want to beat Ohio State by 4 fucking TDs. That's what Sark is in the lab trying to do you fucking monkeys.

 

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3 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

For the life of me why aren't we rolling him out 75% of the pass plays?  Easy pitch and catch to the TE or a back a few yards down field.  We had a play with Bijan where he flares out to the wide side and picks up great yardage, even had a walk in TD one time, never to be seen again.   We need high percentage, low risk, fast developing plays with tempo....all of our tempo has disappeared.  Me thinks Arch may be a little playbook deficient...i realize a poor offense is a great way to tire out our D, but we dont seem to have any 5 WR set, slant plays that should be easy to hit.

 

We don't do any orbit anymore it seems.  Run our fastest WR to the flat and hit him moving forward.  There is no reason Arch should be dropping back as much as he is.  


to be fair, we don’t run those quick hit spread sets because the QB can’t hit them.  He either throws them in the dirt, punts it over their head, throws it behind them breaking stride, or they have to dive to catch them.  It’s crazy how bad he is at the easy throws, then once in a while he threads the needle between 3 defenders while on the run.

Posted
5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Of course he did because he's the fucking man. A lot of you don't seem to understand how good Texas has it with this guy in charge.

He called a pretty good game. Arch needs to hit his passes.

It is hard to win in the SEC. And Sark is 9-2 so far.

 

 

He’s 100% right and the reasons are on our side of the ball. It wasn’t a bizarre game it’s the same half digested slop we’ve seen all year and in the wtf seven win Steve games of before. 

so it’s both and. 

Posted
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s funny because they’re working their ass off to keep it under wraps. And just be thankful about it because when it comes to fire his ass there will be enough to for cause him. 

Stop acting like you know shit about any of this.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I hate to derail someone working on shouting that mouthbreathing imbecile back into a corner, but the t-shirt fan shaming is bullshit. Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it. You're excluding a lot of fans when you start down that path, and it's a silly position. 

Unfortunately including many of our kids (my fingers are still crossed for an admissions miracle).

Posted
1 hour ago, Josef Pwag said:

They need to know their place. I don't know if there is a more annoying crowd on the planet than the guys who went to retard universities and flex nuts every chance they get about being a Longhorn.

Fuck off, my kids bleed burnt orange and are in a stupidly competitive district and likely won’t get in. 

Posted
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s funny because they’re working their ass off to keep it under wraps. And just be thankful about it because when it comes to fire his ass there will be enough to for cause him. 

Fuck you, you gigantic piece of shit. You have no clue what you’re talking about. You should be fucking banned for spewing such garbage.

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