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1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

He’s a fucking smooth brain bitch. Fuck him. 

I had some thoughts, but this is basically it.

We're superior to this conference. Vanderbilt is, too, and they're having fun pretending for the moment but the Real Ones in Nashville know it. It is a great school who is having fun at the expense of this piece of shit who is bound for obscurity and, likely, tragedy. The nerds and millionaires that truly ARE Vanderbilt are happy to clap as he shucks and jives, but it's a facade. Yes, you little worm, it's "turnt", go give yourself CTE for their amusement.

Texas by 20.

Fuck Diego. Fuck the Commodores. Eat shit.

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Dude is 24 years old grown ass man that sued to come back to school to play against a bunch of kids and then try and shit talk them about winning an award he isn’t even good enough for at his age. If he was half as good as he believes himself to be he would have been off to the NFL already. I expect to see a lot of hero ball from him on Saturday.

Maybe in the first half. By the end of the game, he’s not gonna want to run.
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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Goddammit, I could've lived a full life not knowing who in the hell Theo Von is...

He looks like a caricature of the typical SEC fan, mullet and all. Nice rug, though. Almost looks natural.

Theo Von Hair Transplant: Procedure ...

Believe it or not, but he is a college graduate. He went to LSU. 

 

Also, I predict pain from Ant Hill, Simmons, Ty'Anothny Smith, and Lefau.

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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Who dat Buccanneer on the Wheaties box? You couldn't replace him with Pavia?

You're slipping 

So you don’t know who Thoe Vonn or Antonio Brown is? Good lord man, get off this site every now and then 

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26 minutes ago, BERT said:

So you don’t know who Thoe Vonn or Antonio Brown is? Good lord man, get off this site every now and then 

You can recognize a Tampa player without his jersey number? Good for you

Posted
2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

You can recognize a Tampa player without his jersey number? Good for you

No, I can recognize crazy ass Antonio Brown though when I see him. Oh and Tom Brady 

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3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

You dont know how many players’ boosters’ girlfriends’ cousins’ assistant coaches’ directors of operations read this board and use it for motivation

Who said that? Are you denying that people connected to the program actually read this board, as ridiculous as it is most of the time?

Posted
14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, it's safe to say Diego, the "SEC Graduate", didn't earn a degree in History.

May be an image of ‎2 people, people playing football and ‎text that says '‎"" BIG FOGG CHPY GATY م C SED GRADUAT I think we've got the tools [offensively] and defensively to go put our foot forward and go win the national championship.. That's the standard. DIEGO PAVIA on expectations this year for Vanderbilt (via The Paul Finebaum Show)‎'‎‎

 

Narrator: It turns out that Pavia had been concussed so many times that he thought he was a baseball player.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

2 touchdown club tickets for Arkansas to the FIRST person that bags his mom this weekend.

Contests starts 12:01am Friday.

What do you require as proof?

She's kinda like a moped - looks fun to ride, but you don't wanna brag about doing it.

Posted
16 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Who is Diego Pavia's mom? Meet Antoinette Padilla caught up in viral Theo  Von, Tate McRae date bet - Yahoo Sports

Theo Von DMs Tate McRae, Proposes Date With Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia

Diego's mom, however, looks decidedly Hispanic. Right, @Helobious ?

Looks like she’s from the Chihuahua region of Italy, aka the Alabama of the Mediterranean.

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20 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Did you know he's allegedly Italian-American and not of Mexican descent? 

A rare find in New Mexico.

His mom is latina and has a last name of Padilla. The dad thing makes sense given the Jersey guido douche vibes him and his brothers give off. I believe both his brothers got arrested after a game earlier this year.

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20 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Who is Diego Pavia's mom? Meet Antoinette Padilla caught up in viral Theo  Von, Tate McRae date bet - Yahoo Sports

 

Diego's mom, however, looks decidedly Hispanic. Right, @Helobious ?

 

18 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:

If you mean by that, "fat", then you are correct.

Yeah, big old "fat" tiddys. P-H-A-T

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Posted
5 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Y'all need to back off these guys (Pavia is open season, though)

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1) Is this you? ☝️

2) Who are the guys we need to back off of?

3) I ate at EATALY in NorthPark last Thursday and I love that place.

4) While speaking Spanish to a Spaniard in southeastern Spain 🇪🇸 this summer, the gentleman I was talking to paused to ask if I was from Italy.🇮🇹 

I replied that I was not, but about a minute later I told him that I learned my Spanish in Argentina 🇦🇷 and in Spanish he told me:

”Argentinos son italianos.”

(“Argentines are Italians.”)

And since I have had an Argentine passport since the middle of 2013, I guess that I’m kind of Italian as well. 

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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For you non-hipsters out there who aren't down with Diego's lingo:

turnt
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adjective
informalUS English
  1. under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
    "I got really turnt up and left with some girls"
    • excited or energized.
      "they pick up where they left off, only in a more turnt up way"
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