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Kind of disappointed that Bijan wanted Morris to come back, he was being wasted by that fool.

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Kind of disappointed that Bijan wanted Morris to come back, he was being wasted by that fool.

After Arthur Smith I bet Morris felt like Vince Lombardi. Falcons will screw it up again.

7 minutes ago, TOR said:

Kind of disappointed that Bijan wanted Morris to come back, he was being wasted by that fool.

Bijan has played for Tom Herman, Arthur Smith, and Morris. He’s never even seen a good coach

The capri wearing fucker who looks like he should be a stat geek with an ipad on the sideline.

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6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

The capri wearing fucker who looks like he should be a stat geek with an ipad on the sideline.

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I wish this capri wearing fucker would come be our OC.

22 minutes ago, bullzak said:

Bijan has played for Tom Herman, Arthur Smith, and Morris. He’s never even seen a good coach

There’s a coach missing from this list

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35 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Coaches who've been fired so far:

Stefanski out at Cleveland

Morris and GM out at ATL

We're here for the bloodletting.

Raheem is a very good DC. He should focus on that for a while. At least stupid shit Arthur blank fired GM Fontanot. A fucking turnip has more brains.

Stefanski is probably relieved to be out of that fucking zoo. Giants should be calling him. Or titans.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

GoTJ, you should probably never post on this thread again after that stupid shit.

Dude, you really need to take a chill pill or go to therapy or touch some grass.

You are not the constant gate keeper of the forums. Maybe get a life and stop being so angry in 2026

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Here we go again, fucking js, the literal leader on this entire fucking site of posts, yapping.

js, you stupid fuck, did you see the post I replied to before he edited? Yes or no?

38 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Coaches who've been fired so far:

Stefanski out at Cleveland

Morris and GM out at ATL

We're here for the bloodletting.

This thread always reminds me of an email chain that got two girls fired at the Austin ad company I worked at.

We had a big layoff (2008) and two young account executive gals kept a running tab of who got hit. Someone else saw the email chain and was bothered at their lack of empathy (guess they were making jokes about people on the list), they shared it with management and the girls got axed. Can you imagine calling your parents and telling them that you fired for this, haha?

We also had another funny one. We had the Southwest account and one of the account girls went ballistic at the airport to an employee at the counter when they didn't give her the trip credit. (Southwest didn't give us the miles, cause we billed them for our travel.) The Southwest employee complained, and Southwest called up the agency about her. Fired, haha.

Of course you didn’t. But the gatekeeper of all gatekeepers wants to run his trap. So shut the fuck up, js, no one called you in here, now slink back to wbb for now.

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I fucked up and linked the report to Vrabel being fired from Tenn two years ago. Trying to do too many things at once and made a mistake. I then immediately deleted it with a 'derp' comment because I indeed looked like a dipshit. I hope I can find atonement and @shadow_operative2.0 will allow me to post NFL-related content that meets his constant fart huffing standard of self importance.

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

slorch trying to talk to me about NFL is some fucking high comedy.

What was inaccurate? Or do you just have the giggles?

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You are an idiot, we agree, but stupid fuck js jumping in when he didn’t have a clue is typical shit for him.

Let's set up a test, Mr Super Einstein genius boi.

Lol.

Again, what was innacurate? Oh you don't like me? Go fuck yourself.

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Bungles gonna bungle. Good news for the rest of the division.

Joe Burrow wept.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You are an idiot, we agree, but stupid fuck js jumping in when he didn’t have a clue is typical shit for him.b

God damn, you are the biggest gaping cunt on this board. GET OVER YOURSELF

js, why did you stick your nose in? At no point were you involved. You yapped when you shouldn’t have.

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The Standards Committee is off the chain up in this bitch.

Will you 2 shut the fuck up and get a room.

Which two? js & I, or slorch & I?

js got his hand caught in the cookie jar, he knows better. slorch just still hasn’t figured out why I made fun of ā€˜McDaniels’.

20 minutes ago, TOR said:

Joe Burrow wept.

Maybe he can use those tears to hold his hair back and stop preening himself every two seconds.

5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Let the retreading begin...

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Right on cue

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But Vance Joseph can’t go to Tennessee, he’s having the time of his life in Denver.

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Which two? js & I, or slorch & I?

js got his hand caught in the cookie jar, he knows better. slorch just still hasn’t figured out why I made fun of ā€˜McDaniels’.

You and JS, not one gives a shit about your bickering. We dont care who was right and who was wrong. We don’t need to see you both debate it. You are both guilty for engaging in the childish crap.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wish this capri wearing fucker would come be our OC.

Yeah. Dude has the chops as an OC. He had to scheme around fucking Tua for fuck’s sake. He’s talented but he ain’t a HC. I’m shocked Stefanksi was let go. He ain’t exactly allowed to choose the QB situation he was dealt, the Cleveland defense is salty.

27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Which two? js & I, or slorch & I?

js got his hand caught in the cookie jar, he knows better. slorch just still hasn’t figured out why I made fun of ā€˜McDaniels’.

No I’m just sick of you pedantry and gate keeping. I’m done engaging with you anymore on this site.

Love and light bitch. Blessings to you

15 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

But Vance Joseph can’t go to Tennessee, he’s having the time of his life in Denver.

They have Cam Ward and Gunner and they will absolutely grab a defensive minded coach. They will be cursed for eternity, from 7-9 bullshit Jeff Fishsticks to letting go of Vrabel this franchise exists only to troll the Texans who stunningly made a good HC hire. Fuck em. In a smart world you hire Kliff yes fucking Kliff to run the offense and develop Cam.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pete Carroll is gone.

One and done. Amazing ownership.

29 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Let the retreading begin...

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Yup. Just a big merry go round of the same old milquetoast boring ass people.

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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No I’m just sick of you pedantry and gate keeping.

Man, this is fucking great. We will see each other on the softball thread, you better never fucking say a word.

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