Texas recruiting notes 2019

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Lord, I am so tired

How long can this go on?

[EZ$ 2087]

It’s something that should end up being positive for Texas Football.  A coaching change or player would be directly positive to Texas Football.  It will be something stupid.  Maybe Herman hired Hamm as his recruiting guru?

[Valmy77 12519]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

We need some more aggy tear screenshots in here stat. This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better. 

Really? I am not sure an episode as stupid as the last hour can be quickly forgotten 

[TXs 226]

It's a big fat nothing burger

[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

[Valmy77 12519]

Just now, EZ$ said:

It’s something that should end up being positive for Texas Football.  A coaching change or player would be directly positive to Texas Football.  It will be something stupid.  Maybe Herman hired Hamm as his recruiting guru?

Our new recruiting coordinator is FWK!

[Vertigo 20203]

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I wonder if other programs have $9.95-ers that are so destructive. I know there was one K-State writer who blabbed early and cost them a coaching hire once, although the details escape me.

May I introduce you to Taylor Hamm?

[rickyspub 801]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better.

So then just tell us what the fuck it supposedly is...if a deal can fall through over some shitty, cryptic tweet and a 6.99 guy saying some major may be happening, then it must have been some bullshit that wasn't going to happen regardless.

[Valmy77 12519]

Just now, TXs said:

It's a big fat nothing burger

$9.95 wasted.

[ClubWhatever 12066]

TFB sometimes has good info but they sure do start a lot of these worthless spaz outs. 

[Machinator 32097]

IT is doing a 2020 Q&A (unrelated to this stuff). I'll drop some of the more interesting stuff in the 2020 thread.

 

[Vertigo 20203]

16 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

OHMYGODWEAREGETTINGSTARKELMOTION!

[UncleBuck 6441]

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

NAMBLA? A reference to aggy?

Neaten 

Up

My

Pool,

Ignorant

Little

aggy 

Edited January 23, 2019 by UncleBuck

[Richter 2195]

I didn't think it would be possible, but I just caught word of even bigger news that should come out within the next day to six months.  When it happens, I will let you all know so that you can give me proper credit and fully appreciate my credibility.  

If, by some crazy happenstance, it does not happen, it will be purely because of you all demanding to know what it was I was hinting at and not leaving well enough alone. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

I just got off the phone with my source. It seems Saunders, Cain, and Bru have all hired a lawyer to get out of their current obligations. They are all seeking ratings bumps and have been told the only way of accomplishing this is to commit to Texas. 

[Katfid54 8575]

22 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Can we just make this easier and get a raise of hands of who knows, who is just a jackass, and who knows but Is also a jackass?

[deech 2222]

If it is a new recruit, it's good news we are getting them as 247 is changing its rankings.  That way, they can flip today, get a huge ranking boost tomorrow by 247 and we can keep pushing higher up the overall ratings.

[texasstrong12 4668]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

TFB sometimes has good info but they sure do start a lot of these worthless spaz outs. 

Yeah, but they aren't the only one that thinks this is happening. Fairly certain IT and 247 think it's happening too. 

Edited January 23, 2019 by texasstrong12

[texifornia 55993]

At least we have all each other

[Focht Up 631]

I've figured it out.  Apparently, there is no more pussy in Los Angeles and/or Louisiana.

[joeycovers 356]

Rashan Gary has withdrawn from Draft and transferring to Texas

[Vertigo 20203]

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Yeah, but I don't think they're the only one that thinks this is happening. Fairly certain IT and 247 think it's happening too. 

Ketchum is finally getting that gender reassignment surgery? I know the whole industry has been behind him since he came out. 

[sidis 9608]

Just now, rickyspub said:

if a deal can fall through over some shitty, cryptic tweet and a 6.99 guy saying some major may be happening, then it must have been some bullshit that wasn't going to happen regardless. 

precisely.  all this horseshit is amusing merely from the perspective of what a bunch of fucking housewives this entire sphere is...and what a bunch of attention whores there are on this board.

[henrygandorf 28608]

2 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I've figured it out.  Apparently, there is no more pussy in Los Angeles and/or Louisiana.

shit.

[Richter 2195]

8 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

So then just tell us what the fuck it supposedly is...if a deal can fall through over some shitty, cryptic tweet and a 6.99 guy saying some major may be happening, then it must have been some bullshit that wasn't going to happen regardless.

Well, to be fair to those of us in the know, it just seemed too big to fail and this couldn't have been foreseen.

[closetojumping 61996]

1 minute ago, sidis said:

precisely.  all this horseshit is amusing merely from the perspective of what a bunch of fucking housewives this entire sphere is...and what a bunch of attention whores there are on this board.

I sure am glad linux stopped buttfucking you long enough to enable you to make this post about how above the fray you are and what fools the rest of us are. It really adds something substantive to the discussion every time you show up. 

[futureman 22324]

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Wiltfong said that Washington will get his rating bumped further.

marcus?  or jason?

[TexasToast 728]

 

What the fuck is happening???????????

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

precisely.  all this horseshit is amusing merely from the perspective of what a bunch of fucking housewives this entire sphere is...and what a bunch of attention whores there are on this board.

[sidis 9608]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I sure am glad linux stopped buttfucking you long enough to enable you to make this post about how above the fray you are and what fools the rest of us are. It really adds something substantive to the discussion every time you show up.  

remember your practiced ambivalence...you're straying too far.

[linux 1370]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I sure am glad linux stopped buttfucking you long enough to enable you to make this post about how above the fray you are and what fools the rest of us are. It really adds something substantive to the discussion every time you show up. 

Now now no need to bring me up in little spats here and there.

We are all idiots in the end for caring, no need to feel bad about it.

[utexas8 1433]

If NMPIL means no more parties in LA, I can only think of bru. But there’s no way he could end up here right? Isn’t he enrolled at USC

[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

4 minutes ago, TexasToast said:

 

What the fuck is happening???????????

[CowboyFred 1130]

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

If NMPIL means no more parties in LA, I can only think of bru. But there’s no way he could end up here right? Isn’t he enrolled at USC

well probably not anymore...

[closetojumping 61996]

1 minute ago, sidis said:

remember your practiced ambivalence...you're straying too far.

I don't even know what "practiced ambivalence" means. So you win on that one. Someone else used it the other day as well and I scratched my head and moved on. We're not all stoic geniuses here, sidis. You levitate above us all on that front.

[Tex Pete 20019]

48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus. CTJ called it and walked this right down the line, perfectly, even up to how badly the 9.95 crowd fucks everything up.

When this doesn't happen, and everything gets spilled out on the table, the meltdown will be big enough to rival the celebration that would have happened in terms of sheer scope.

No matter what you say, I can't wait until Higdon's post-signing day tell all. Asshole.

Edited January 23, 2019 by Tex Pete

[ClubWhatever 12066]

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

If NMPIL means no more parties in LA, I can only think of bru. But there’s no way he could end up here right? Isn’t he enrolled at USC

well, the same 9.95ers who are pumping this "major" shit said he signed.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Even if this squib at level 1/10 dampness, Baizer, you will be negged.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Even if this squib at level 1/10 dampness, Baizer, you will be negged.

Your avatar would do a lot more than that.

[Tex Pete 20019]

44 minutes ago, deech said:

It's a message to Manziel - No more putting it Looch's asshole.

Loochie isn't going to like that one bit.

Manziel has no idea where he is.

[Katfid54 8575]

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

[futureman 22324]

1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Even if this squib at level 1/10 dampness, Baizer, you will be negged.

and?

[Newy25 7590]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

Then instead of acting like a know it all maybe you explain what this is all about? 

[Kel Varnsen 8242]

Herman's moved on from Coke and Vodka and now is mainlining meth. We can now get more hours of work out of him.

Edited January 23, 2019 by Kel Varnsen

[SydneyCarton 47092]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

I naturally assume you mean “what you, katfid, have posted here repeatedly in the last hour?” 

[Katfid54 8575]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Then instead of acting like a know it all maybe you explain what this is all about? 

Read the last three pages, and if you're not retarded or 65+, you won't need an explanation.

[Kenny Powers 45]

Did Super K really say that this news would be bigger than a Demas flip? Saw someone post that on another board

Edited January 23, 2019 by Kenny Powers

[futureman 22324]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Then instead of acting like a know it all maybe you explain what this is all about? 

lulz

[VaHorn 105]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

How many enrolled players did we end up signing from Baylor?  My memory fails me. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Read the last three pages, and if you're not retarded or 65+, you won't need an explanation.

I’m offended.