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So ive been out of pocket today..

Did I miss anything

Fuck you USC and Fuck you too aggy while I'm at it...

Told you they would be crying about him being put into the recruiting tracker and moving up past them in the recruiting rankings..

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  • closetojumping
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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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14 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I am not going to go back and pull posts for you, but a week or so ago one of the $9.95 mods (yeah, I know) laid out some of the rules, in reaction to all our QB depth winding up in the portal.  It was stated then that once a player enters the portal, unless he has given prior permission to his current school's coaching staff, they can't have any contact with him.  If he gives them permission, as our QBs did since they traveled to the Sugar Bowl,  they can talk to him and he can continue to use the athletic facilities.

 

I want no further contact from you. NONE!!  Oh, by the way, will you let me out of my LOI, like a dear?

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Yesterday was my birthday and today is the icing on the cake.  Fellow Longhorns, we're back and it's damn cool, hook 'em!!!

26 minutes ago, fellside said:

So Texas national recruiting has landed recruits ranked 9, 49, 67, 131, 145, 170, 190, 221, 291 and 437.

Basically our out of state recruiting alone would be a top 15 recruiting class.

291 might be the best of the bunch. 

14 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

No no no, that’s your gig. Everyone stay in their lane.

 

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4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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UT Lawyers to the rescue!

Do we have any of those?

"no, Mr. McDonald.. we have plenty of attorneys at our disposal if one should be needed to advise us on the validity of the McCoy family appeal. We do appreciate you volunteering your services and will keep your name on file should we require free legal advise in the future 

sincerely, 

the NCAA

4 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

UT Lawyers to the rescue!

Do we have any of those?

Does randy duke practice recruiting law?

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Horace McCoy II, you dumbcrap shitbag fuckstain.

They shoot Travelers, don't they?

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Does randy duke practice recruiting law?


Pretty sure I saw him on that funny TV show saying he was an expert in bird law
1 minute ago, skipmcgee said:

Does randy duke practice recruiting law?

He’s mostly in birdbrain law

2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Pretty sure I saw him on that funny TV show saying he was an expert in bird law

 

well I know he isn’t governed by reason. 

Something I thought was hilarious in retrospect, at the USC game weekend Bru's assigned "host" was... Cameron Rising. 

21 minutes ago, VaHorn said:

I want no further contact from you. NONE!!  Oh, by the way, will you let me out of my LOI, like a dear?

Wow.  I never inserted myself into your feud with Sydney Carton, but this is a mind-numbingly imbecilic post.  You are a congenital idiot.

40 minutes ago, fellside said:

Consider that in 2017 our top ranked recruits from anywhere were 119, 162, 204, 234, 302, and 499...

 

I’d rather not. Those dudes are gonna be the juniors on our team this year.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Something I thought was hilarious in retrospect, at the USC game weekend Bru's assigned "host" was... Cameron Rising. 

I mean it makes sense. Cam was just teaching Bru how to use The Portal

1 minute ago, BevoBuck14 said:

I mean it makes sense. Cam was just teaching Bru how to use The Portal

Look... I'm going to enter and come out on the other side... and you'll enter and wind up right here in Austin, Texas babay. Deal?

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Wow.  I never inserted myself into your feud with Sydney Carton, but this is a mind-numbingly imbecilic post.  You are a congenital idiot.

Come on man, dont legitimize him by calling it a feud. That’s like calling Baylor a college as opposed to a rape factory. Like calling Jimbo Fisher a man instead of a cuck. Like calling aTm’s recruiting class #3 in the country.  

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Sirr Parker was no Ricky for sure but he did score a td to clinch what may very well be their last ever conference championship back in '98. 

Did he?

20 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

UT Lawyers to the rescue!

Do we have any of those?

Pretty sure, fuckers reserved all the best spots in our parking garage in the Pyramid building in San Antonio.

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Hey guys, anything new since NSD1?

it’s been alright.  dude’s car got a little dinged up.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Look... I'm going to enter and come out on the other side... and you'll enter and wind up right here in Austin, Texas babay. Deal?

 

Rising   B12 => portal => P12

BRU      P12 => portal  => B12

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2 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Bru just liked Thibidoux's tweet

bru to oregon would be appointment viewing on surly. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Look... I'm going to enter and come out on the other side... and you'll enter and wind up right here in Austin, Texas babay. Deal?

...and along the way you may pass thru a place called Seminole, TX. There, Mrs. Moore will show you the entrance to your next portal.

4 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Bru just liked Thibidoux's tweet

 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

bru to oregon would be appointment viewing on surly. 

There's no reason to overthink this. It's 1000% Texas. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Thank you Kliff Kingsbury. Thank you. You've made my day

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Totally fair.  I think we gave him an extra year at Tech with our loss, so a fair trade.

13 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Wow.  I never inserted myself into your feud with Sydney Carton, but this is a mind-numbingly imbecilic post.  You are a congenital idiot.

I don’t have a feud with Sydney and I certainly wouldn’t bring you in it if I did. I was responding to your puzzling post. Do you do real world much?

6 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Bru just liked Thibidoux's tweet

I just took a shit, you want me to send you a picture of it?

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

 

There's no reason to overthink this. It's 1000% Texas. 

unless he goes to oregon.  he’s a west coast kid liking oregon tweets.  I don’t see in what universe that can be ignored. 

Just now, Mother mopar said:

Damn, work 10 hours and come home to 500+ new post on tapa. Today was a good day...

nothing has happened yet wrt texas.  patience my friend lol

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:
2 hours ago, South Austin said:
Haha, some of those fucks really think the Selvin Young TD in the first half decided the game. Everyone knows that if Vince was called down he wouldn’t waltzed in the end zone the next play.

Not to mention they might not have even been in the game without the Bush Push that was illegal at the time.

Yeah, but I think after beating every national championship team ever from the previous 50 years in December as played out on ESPN, I think the AP still puts them in. JMO

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

unless he goes to oregon.  he’s a west coast kid liking oregon tweets.  I don’t see in what universe that can be ignored. 

This universe. I know this is futureman, but it's been an especially busy day and I don't want you leading some newbies astray. Bru to Texas is a done deal, and has been for a bit.  

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

nothing has happened yet wrt texas.  patience my friend lol

2020 thread begs to differ

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

unless he goes to oregon.  he’s a west coast kid liking oregon tweets.  I don’t see in what universe that can be ignored. 

He didn’t even visit Oregon. Visited Washington, USC, Texas, and UCLA. They weren’t even in consideration 2 weeks ago. 

In all likelihood it’s just him liking tweets from one of his boys he camped with. 

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2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

Oh yeah, CTJ. Nothing that anyone did had any effect on this whatsoever.

So here's what I need you to do. Take your 995 tinfoil hats and...

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You and your low rent dipshit buddies damn near fucked it up. You aren’t smart enough to understand how chaos and emotions effect deals, so of course you’d feel just fine about your actions. Although you did go awful fucking quiet there for a bit after beating your chest and then getting worried and hiding.

Anyway, you guys were the first to run your mouths, so let’s see how that works out for you in relation to Herman’s staff. But yeah, you had it the whole way. Right. 

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

He didn’t even visit Oregon. Visited Washington, USC, Texas, and UCLA. They weren’t even in consideration 2 weeks ago. 

It’s just him liking tweets from one of his boys he camped with. 

no way!

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

He didn’t even visit Oregon. Visited Washington, USC, Texas, and UCLA. They weren’t even in consideration 2 weeks ago. 

In all likelihood it’s just him liking tweets from one of his boys he camped with. 

Check the username, and save your keyboard.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Check the username, and save your keyboard.

what’s your problem?

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You and your low rent dipshit buddies damn near fucked it up. You aren’t smart enough to understand how chaos and emotions effect deals, so of course you’d feel just fine about your actions. Although you did go awful fucking quiet there for a bit after beating your chest and then getting worried and hiding.

Anyway, you guys were the first to run your mouths, so let’s see how that works out for you in relation to Herman’s staff. But yeah, you had it the whole way. Right. 

Carry on.

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I have struggled with affect and effect my entire life. English is hard.

Just now, ztejas said:

Affect*

No, no, he is saying that chaos and emotions initiate transactions, and in this case it is 100% correct. Start with an incompetent HC supported by an even less competent AD, throw in a now-he's-here-now-he's-gone OC, add a dash of "hey, we feel lied to" and Presto! You get one marvelous deal.

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