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It's not racist if Mallex reminds me of O-Dog, right? 

just one more fuckin' out devo you useless wyvern

Maybe we just spot fastballs on Sunday Santana 

devo, you've been demoted from dragon to iguana

Are we sure Devo is still a big part of this team? Dating back to last year,  he's been as successful  as 3putt with a grindr account

Just now, Mez2 said:

Are we sure Devo is still a big part of this team? Dating back to last year,  he's been as successful  as 3putt with a grindr account

that's cold

to 3putt

I'm still dranked up and dripped out, reclining to top Straight up, outta H-Town and the funk don't stop

#HTownPride 

Just now, Rimbo said:

that's cold

to 3putt

Putt knows he's my boy. so it's all good

that works. Thanks, Reddick!

I like winning

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sadly, Devo has assumed the Gerg role. 

Gerg taught Peacock and McHugh his slider, which is way more valuable.

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sadly, Devo has assumed the Gerg role. 

You joke,  but this team doesn't have any  gerg roles anymore. We're have 3-4 guys down who are really good and just waiting for a chance

so a few days ago on the astros instagram or someplace, i saw #takeitback like i had dozens of times before.  but for some reason, in my head, instead of an angry "let's take back the fucking championship" voice, i heard it in a whiny child's voice.  like when two siblings are fussing at each other and one of them says something over-the-line mean, and the other one starts crying, and is like, "take it back!"

and now i can't hear it in my head any other way.

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this
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All I wanna know is which baseball is she twatting on so I can sniff it up

6 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I'm mostly not a huge Yuli fan because he isn't a good on-base guy (.324 career) - i.e., he makes a lot of outs, compounded by his propensity to hit into double plays. For a guy with mediocre power who provides mediocre defense, that's not very good. If he was a more disciplined hitter and drew more walks, I'd be a bigger fan. 

Don't get me wrong - he's an Astro and I hope he kicks ass; I just find him frustrating because he swings at too many bad pitches, which limits what he can do offensively. 

Those things are true, but he is also one of the better hitters in the league with runners in scoring position. 

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so a few days ago on the astros instagram or someplace, i saw #takeitback like i had dozens of times before.  but for some reason, in my head, instead of an angry "let's take back the fucking championship" voice, i heard it in a whiny child's voice.  like when two siblings are fussing at each other and one of them says something over-the-line mean, and the other one starts crying, and is like, "take it back!"

and now i can't hear it in my head any other way.

yes, thanks for that

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this
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Congrats, this got you up to 515 rep. You're an adept panderer.

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so a few days ago on the astros instagram or someplace, i saw #takeitback like i had dozens of times before.  but for some reason, in my head, instead of an angry "let's take back the fucking championship" voice, i heard it in a whiny child's voice.  like when two siblings are fussing at each other and one of them says something over-the-line mean, and the other one starts crying, and is like, "take it back!"

and now i can't hear it in my head any other way.

ha, this is exacly how i've heard it in my head since it debuted on social media.

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this
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How about I'd like do cosimos pic to your pic
9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

devo, you've been demoted from dragon to iguana

 

At this rate he's devolving into a newt. 

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Pissed I couldn’t watch any of the game last night, but man what a game. #takebackthegrandslams

So fucking tired of seeing the twat-licking kid.  Get some new bullshit.  

So fucking tired of seeing the twat-licking kid.  Get some new bullshit.  

You shouldn’t let dumb things you see on the internet bother you so much.
2 hours ago, Cooder said:


You shouldn’t let dumb things you see on the internet bother you so much.

the world is full of simple minded people, let them live their life 

holy shit Justin

6 batters, 6 outs, 5 ks???

he is mad

What is this idiot guest announcer talking about? "The Astros really brought in Chirinos to work hard with the pitching staff"

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

What is this idiot guest announcer talking about? "The Astros really brought in Chirinos to work hard with the pitching staff"

He's not the best color man in the league for nothing,  folks

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