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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?

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14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Whiny slorch is the best slorch

meh.

 

the whiners are the neggers who find retributive negs offensive.

 

Don't start none...won't be none.

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36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Football board would like a word. Negs fly faster there than any place 

I gave out my first neg on the football board yesterday. Agent47 was begging to get negged so I obliged him.

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

I gave out my first neg on the football board yesterday. Agent47 was begging to get negged so I obliged him.

Agent 47 is a shit head I believe. A literal shit head in all ways.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Agent 47 is a shit head I believe. A literal shit head in all ways.

You should be using past tense.

15 minutes ago, RPM said:

I gave out my first neg on the football board yesterday. Agent47 was begging to get negged so I obliged him.

I haven't handed out a neg in there for a while, but I sure see them. I think the last time was an aggy that decided to throw himself into the pit of misery. He didn't last long. 

Let's stick our foot in the lawn mower and see what happens...

Let's stick our foot in the lawn mower and see what happens...

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1 hour ago, slorch said:

Even as a fan of a rival school

Lol tech isn't a rival no matter how hard yall push that narrative. Don't you have a loss to Rapelor to watch?

Schmitty is a harmless little fuck. I have always found his schtick mildly amusing.

watch out, you might unleash a lion...

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Schmitty is a harmless little fuck. I have always found his schtick mildly amusing.

That's quite an endorsement.  I'm sure he's proud to have Mr. Billowy Asshole sticking up for him.  

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

That's quite an endorsement.  I'm sure he's proud to have Mr. Billowy Asshole sticking up for him.  

That’s fucking rude

watch out, you might unleash a lion...

Let’s hope he doesn’t gnash his teeth and bite the recessed lady’s breast.
12 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Alyeska - another troll account.  Can we get these under control?

Dumbass sooner. Texas is going to fuck you up Saturday. Hope your billowy asshole is ready for more. 

Also, who the fuck is “we”

You are a landthief. You’re lucky to even get to have the privilege of posting here. Fuck you sisterfucker.

I am a little surprised that Rex bailed out. He was a regular on both the Oil Barons thread and the one for the little ticket. I don't think he tried to be an asshole, it was more like that is who he is. He probably didn't get his opinion challenged very often except here. 

Oh well. 

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

What is your hard on for Doc about?

Alyeska refuses to floss and thinks that floride is a gov't conspiracy.

7 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Alyeska refuses to floss and thinks that floride is a gov't conspiracy.

I totally misread this as FLORIDA is a gov't conspiracy.

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I totally misread this as FLORIDA is a gov't conspiracy.

That too may be true based on news stories coming from there, but not a real reason to hate on the Chitowndoc.    Maybe Alyeska's also one of those rabid anti-dentites I've heard about.

4 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I totally misread this as FLORIDA is a gov't conspiracy.

 

23 minutes ago, Whitman said:

That too may be true based on news stories coming from there, but not a real reason to hate on the Chitowndoc.    Maybe Alyeska's also one of those rabid anti-dentites I've heard about.

Chitown is good folk. That is all...

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Chitown is good folk. That is all...

Wrong. He's a fucking sooner. Fuck him.

Wrong. He's a fucking sooner. Fuck him.

You seem mad. You mad, bro?
5 hours ago, DDD Dad said:


You seem mad. You mad, bro?

Only at fucking toothless Sooners who think they are welcome here. I’ve been around these boards since 2005 and ChiTownDoc is a huge fucking pussy.

5 hours ago, alyeska said:

I’ve been around these boards since 2005

You have?

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You have?

No, I think he said he'd been bored since 2005?

20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You have?

Lol. He’s clearly a sock.  And a terrible one. At least be a good troll.  This guy is weak.  Just click on his account and look at his activity.  

His mommy needs to give him another Capri Sun and pat him on the back.  Luckily he’s close to another ban.  He can hone his game and come back one more time.  

That asshole needs to go.

Another reason why if you're in the red, you shouldn't be allowed to neg people.  

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That asshole needs to go.

Another reason why if you're in the red, you shouldn't be allowed to neg people.  

He has all of the markings of Rex Kramer. He's fully aware of the board, the memes, the posters, etc., and exhibits all of the same behaviors, word choices, and humorless thoughts that Rex Kramer typically showed. I don't particularly care if I'm wrong, given that this dufus sucks either way and I'm all for seeing him run off.

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He has all of the markings of Rex Kramer. He's fully aware of the board, the memes, the posters, etc., and exhibits all of the same behaviors, word choices, and humorless thoughts that Rex Kramer typically showed. I don't particularly care if I'm wrong, given that this dufus sucks either way and I'm all for seeing him run off.

Well, he has been around since 2005. 

22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, he has been around since 2005. 

That’s awesome to admit when literally nobody knows you.  What’s the neg count needed for a ban?  He has to be close.  

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That’s awesome to admit when literally nobody knows you.  What’s the neg count needed for a ban?  He has to be close.  

I just countered his neg for you. He's an angry fella, that's for sure.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just countered his neg for you. He's an angry fella, that's for sure.

Yeah I’m going around countering all his negs I come up on.  It’s comical this is his shtick.  It will be better to see his next iteration.  These nutjobs tend to grow angrier with time.  Only upping the comedy.  

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He has all of the markings of Rex Kramer. He's fully aware of the board, the memes, the posters, etc., and exhibits all of the same behaviors, word choices, and humorless thoughts that Rex Kramer typically showed. I don't particularly care if I'm wrong, given that this dufus sucks either way and I'm all for seeing him run off.

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You’re trying really hard to smoke Kramer out. 

Did he get booted? Or just take his dip cup and leave?

evidently -104 ain't enough...

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I eagerly await the next iteration of fuckstain.  Not really...but it's fun knowing this POS really does have that worthless a life.  

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I eagerly await the next iteration of fuckstain.  Not really...but it's fun knowing this POS really does have that worthless a life.  

Possible new(same) customer?

I won't neg until they fuck with me, but style seems equally shallow and trollish as Alyeska

 

Now that Rex is apparently gone, I wonder who the worst poster is? My nomination is Future Man, aka Rex Lite. The only difference in the two is how far Rex was willing to go to keep one of his petty and inane arguments gong. Other than that they could be twins: angry for no reason, mentally stunted, combative by nature, never added a singe substantive thought to any discussion ever.

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3 hours ago, slorch said:

Possible new(same) customer?

I won't neg until they fuck with me, but style seems equally shallow and trollish as Alyeska

 

Def posts exactly like the other douche.  Only this time he hates Texas.  Lol

4 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

says the sock.

Who could just be you talking to yourself for all we know.....

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