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  1. This shit. This shit right here is my fucking favorite. It's also peak Tarp. The guy, as oftentimes as he tries to be and sometimes succeeds in being the most rational aTm fan on that board, his fucking hatred of Texas will always rear is it's fucking head and he will revert to his natural state of I Hate Texas Down To My Very Piss and Bones and can't stand saying anything positive about us. It's fucking as delicious to view as it is disturbing in the prism of humanity. Another poster pointed out that Majors HAS an OU offer. Lets take this a fucking step further. Not only does he have an OU offer, but he also has a fucking Okie Lite offer. And in a page that hasn't been updated in a spell, who is listed as Jake's main recruiter at OSU? Why, could it still be listed as one Josh Henson? If you guessed yes, you get a big, wet motherfucking Hans Landa ThatsABingo.gif. Oklahoma StateNone Visit:-Offer:YesRoster Outlook:6 On Roster, 2 Commits Recruited By: P Josh Henson Now, just for the fun of being a Texas fan, and because we're able to, I don't know, utilize critical thinking skills...lets go ahead and take a look at when Jake Majors committed to Texas. Why, it's January 24th, 2019? Who wants to guess when Henson was hired to be the coach at Texas aTm? Could it be February 9th, and he knew from recruiting him at OSU that he was locked into Texas and it was a waste of time? That is correct AnthonyKiedasPointBreak.Gif. But you know, lets just pretend neither of those guys knows who Jake Majors is and neither of them ever offered Jake. Because, you know, we just ran out of time at fucking being adults. These fucking people and the motherfucking lies they tell themselves are downright scary, people.
    18 points
  2. I know you stupid fucking gomers love a goddamn conspiracy because: cult. It's not complex and it's not a fucking secret. 1. You have 2 coaches who were brought in specifically for this in Bradley Dale Peveto and Dameyune Craig. You don't bring either of these jackasses in to "coach 'em up" and you don't bring them in to be recruiting assassins. You bring them in because you don't have a systemic avenue (ie. riverboat casinos where players play blackjack vs. dealers playing face-up, etc ...) so you bring them in to wrangle the small pocket of jocksniffing boosters and keep them from blowing the whole thing up by being idiots. 2. Adidas is funneling players to A&M, Tennessee, and Nebraska via it's paid trainers (ie. Ro Simon, Jamal Lewis, etc ). This isn't new, we've seen Nike do this at Oregon and we've seen it countless ways in AAU and select baseball (certain select orgs receiving very lucrative deals to be sponsored by (Under Armor, Marucci, etc) -- which ensures their players WILL visit School X but will NOT visit School Y). Did you note the number of lower ranked players at the Adidas/Rivals 5 star challenge that also happened to be Tennessee and Aggy OOS targets? Did you note how many of those have 1 or more trainers, including some that live 1000s of miles away, and that those trainers are all backed by Adidas? This is the furthest thing from complex.
    16 points
  3. How long do you hover over your keyboard contemplating whether your drivel has captured the right amounts of smarmy and cocksucker before you hit reply?
    14 points
  4. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
    11 points
  5. Fuck everyone that voted for this thug white trash piece of shit.
    11 points
  6. I personally would love to win billions and billions of championships.
    11 points
  7. Canada, eh? What have them Duque boys gotten themselves into this time?
    9 points
  8. We used the last OV for Bijan and we might not land him. We had the second to last OV for Ransom and we probably aren't landing him. We had the last OV for Garrett Wilson and that did nothing. Same for NaNa Osafo-Mensah. We had the last OV for Bryson Washington and it's still a coin flip. We had the first OV for Chris Thompson and Chad Lindberg and we're still likely to land both. By the way, Lindberg visited LSU, A&M, and Georgia. Timing of the OVs is a secondary issue, if at all.
    8 points
  9. I don't know why Texas A&M has such a bad reputation here. I found this documentary on YouTube about the history of A&M in the SEC and their national championship legacy. Really informative.
    7 points
  10. And, by the way, the reason it matters is because the alt-right movement is about mainstreaming white supremacy through pretext and deception. Trump, Bannon, and the rest want to make it acceptable for regular folks to align with Nazis and white supremacists on policy while maintaining deniability about being racists themselves. And that's precisely what Trump was doing with his "both sides" comments. He invented a group of good people who marched alongside Nazis for non-racist reasons, and Republicans and useful idiots like Onboard scurry around defending the proposition that such a thing could even exist, let alone that it actually happened at that event. "Hey he clearly said at the end that he didn't like Nazis, just the good people who were with them, there's nothing racist about that!" And the seed is planted and grows: it's no problem for people to join a coalition with Nazis and white supremacists, or attend Trump rallies cheering alongside Nazis and white supremacists, or fight for the policies that Nazis and white supremacists support for racist reasons. You can be arm in arm with Nazis without being one of them yourself, so why not join them if you think we should honor people who fought to preserve slavery (because history!) or if you think we should stop Latino immigrants from coming (not because they're brown, but because America is full! No room left even in Montana!) or if you think we should ban Muslims from coming (not Muslims, just people coming from a list of these countries that happen to be Muslim!).
    7 points
  11. That’s a lot of words for “King is currently undecided”
    7 points
  12. It's not even a matter of dying in the street. People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people. It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. We need to treat people who suffer from illnesses, irrespective of their immigration status, in order to protect the public at large. Look--last year there was a resurgence in whooping cough. Right wingers tried to claim that it was brought by illegal immigrants. It wasn't. That was just another racist lie. But whatever--let's imagine that it was brought by immigrants. What sense would it make to refuse to provide those immigrants medical treatment and instead leave them untreated to infect others? That's not just vile; it's intensely stupid. Which is to say that it's completely within the GOP's wheelhouse. "Vile and intensely stupid." might as well be the Republican Party's motto.
    7 points
  13. No, it's fucking not. Not at all well, Republicans think its hilarious because they want foreign interference in our elections, which is happening with the help of Republicans, and it is working, and they're getting away with it right out in the open, and no one is doing a thing about it. Republicans don't even have to try to hide their treason anymore.
    6 points
  14. Ask me at the beginning of the day and I'd say, fuck it, let's pinch our noses and elect the good center right republican uncle Joe. I dare you to argue against any scenario that ends with Donald no longer being POTUS....couple bourbons in, and I say fuck that, much better to lose fighting for what's right, than to be that shitty cop who doesn't commit crimes, but looks away when the partner does.
    6 points
  15. They should tell him how many jobs they created for Americans in the early 1940s.
    6 points
  16. From here. My wife understands that I know everything (but still argues with me about it). She calls me her "Google". When she wants to know something she asks me instead of looking it up. When I'm tired of it - I give reasonable-sounding-but-obviously-wrong info and see how long until she figures it out. Like the time I told her the Beatles named themselves after the German car but spelled it wrong because John Lennon couldn't spell after dropping out of school after the 3rd grade.
    6 points
  17. We've had one 10 win season and people are already complaining about getting stuck in a rut. This is Texas fandom.
    5 points
  18. Carter was before my time. I was born in the 1980's. But I've heard my entire life how terrible of a president he was. I've believed it for decades and always thought of him as a great, kind man but a poor president. Kind of comparable to Charlie Strong as a coach at Texas. Now, after hearing the way the right talks about Obama as being just as bad for the economy and everything else while living though it and knowing it's bullshit, I'm questioning everything and am skeptical whether Carter was half as bad as the right made him out to be.
    5 points
  19. He ain’t passing shit without a MNC.
    5 points
  20. Just saw this while about to board. Had to share
    5 points
  21. My take on the concentration camp semantics issue is: (1) Yes, the camps we are running fall within the definition of "concentration camp." (2) One can reasonably argue that they fell within that definition in 2014 and 2015. One can also reasonably argue that they did not cross the line until a number of recent policies were enacted to intentionally target migrants for maltreatment. (3) In common usage now, the term carries connotations of the Nazi's particular use of concentration camps, which was far worse than what we are doing here. (4) Opponents of our current immigration policies are aware of that, and are using it to bring awareness to the horrible things are actually doing. (5) Good.
    5 points
  22. If I were you, I'd listen carefully to what Bradshaw has to say because if there's anyone on the planet who knows if a QB is overrated, it's him . . . because he's one of the most overrated football players to ever play the game. Threw almost as many picks in his career as he did TDs. 70.9 career passer rating. 84 career fumbles. Dude made the HOF simply because he had two HOF receivers, a HOF running back, a HOF center, and an all-time defense filled with HOFers.
    5 points
  23. Joe Biden is a proud black man who grew up poor and used his black church for not only worship, but to organize and fight against the institutional segregation that tyrannical whites, like Joe Biden, authored and endorsed. Nobody has stridently fought for civil rights against Joe Biden more than Joe Biden. Joe Biden took Joe Biden head on and Joe Biden knows Joe Biden will never give up, either. One of Joe Biden's campaign logos to promote unity between races is a Joe Biden hand shaking a Joe Biden hand. It's a powerful image that communicates that whether we're Joe Biden or Joe Biden, we're all equal.
    5 points
  24. But they also hacked voting machines and the woman Reality Winner is in prison because she illegally disclosed this information. How effective they were is in dispute, classified, or unknown. Both siders like Anastasis should be screaming from the high heavens about this rather than how much probable cause was in the FISA warrant from the Dossier. On a side note, the Dossier and Benghazi have traction among the dumbasses because they sound cool.
    4 points
  25. And the whole “concentration camp” semantics aside, at BEST we are intentionally mistreating refugees and migrants to discourage others from coming and to please the xenophobic political base. That’s the policy equivalent of placing severed heads on pikes at the border, and its fucking disgusting.
    4 points
  26. Well, ya see, there were all these history buffs who aren't racist at all, and some of their best friends are black, and they really cared about confederate statues for non-racist reasons. So they heard that Richard Spencer was throwing a white supremacist rally supporting the statues for racist reasons, and they thought it would be great to join forces with the Nazis even though they aren't at all racist themselves. And then they arrived and thought, hey why don't we walk with those fellows over there with the tiki torches chanting about Jews, because we forgot to bring our own flashlights and we need some light. And then Trump knew that this really happened, and wanted to make sure that everyone knew what was really important about the violent events leading to Heather Heyer's death, which is that there were some great history buffs caught up in the mix.
    4 points
  27. Ernie is just an asshole. And always eating cooking in the god damn bed.
    4 points
  28. look, i'm sympathetic to the emotional trauma of visiting auschwitz, so please don't take my posts as an ultimate attack on you personally. bikenau was a death camp. that was its complete raison d'etre. seeing the inhuman indecency that happened there can rock your soul. but words do have meaning. we are imprisoning these people, when we don't have to do so. and we are doing so with a stark lack of humanity. it's a concentration camp. the purpose is to be punitive. we don't have to treat these people like this. ultimately, we don't even have to let them into our country. but in the interim, we could treat them with compassion. why are we not doing that? because the cruelty is the point. that's why the concentration camp definition is true, and, frankly, it's why it bothers people. folks don't like uncomfortable truths. take a look at he american statesman thread on the current events board. i would posit that if the concentration camp nomenclature bothers us, it's because it's telling us truths about ourselves that we don't want to confront.
    4 points
  29. That's false. Trump was talking about the specific Unite the Right rally, not the general debate over the statue, and his argument was that good people can and did join with white supremacists and neo-Nazis for non-racist reasons. And the reason he took so much heat for it is that (1) Trump was making up the whole distinction among the actual people who protested that night, so he was covering for actual white supremacists, and (2) Any such distinction is illegitimate, because if you join with Nazis for any reason you are not a very fine person.
    4 points
  30. Shut up with your disingenuous ass. Fuck off. Seriously
    4 points
  31. They should have Pete moderate a debate between Castro Warren Harris and Biden and then have Bernie interview them after. What’s his face who was interjecting last night in the booth with Swalwell Gillibrand and a drunk Marianne. Yang on the touchscreen, cut to Bennett somewhere in a blizzard for weather. Beto can play guitar with At The Drive In during breaks.
    4 points
  32. That’s a form of democracy you dumb fuck.
    4 points
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