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Had a Border Collie growing up that could jump into one of these from the back...  If he knew his boy( me) was in there, he was coming too.

Best dog ever.

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I love buying sparking grape juice in glass bottles before noon on Sundays. I always get someone tell me "hey you can't buy that! it's not 12" and I tell them I found a loophole in the law. "What's the loophole?". That's my secret. Can't tell anyone or they'll change the law. So stupid but it cracks me up every time. 

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17 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

so seriously whats the secret

He has nekkid pictures of the store manager's girlfriend.

 

That's not the secret, but he has them anyway.

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On 11/25/2019 at 6:18 PM, Armybrat said:

Didn’t even have Ranch dressing back then.

Bet you remember "Green Goddess" eh brat?

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49 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Screw tops on wine bottles.

They runnin outta corks...

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On 2/10/2020 at 8:46 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

One of my old greyhounds used to jump over picnic tables when frolicking at speed. 

One of mine jumped into the 4Runner when the tailgate was still up. Window was down, obviously. Craziest shit ever.

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The "gurgle-gurgle" of waiter draining from the graywater discharge line, after having discovered that we don't have a sewer-cleanout.

(I didn't even know where the septic tank was, before this episode, actually; I'm installing a two-way cleanout next weekend. Because... yeah, we're not repeating this exercise. Ever.)

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Leftovers that taste just right coming out of the microwave. I just heated up some pasta from a couple of days ago, and it has just the right flavor and consistency -- some things, when you reheat them, just taste like, well, reheated leftovers. But every now and then, you get something that's every bit as good reheated as it was the first time around, and when that happens, it's pure joy.

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Brand new windshield wipers.  I'm spraying the washer and running the wipers even when the windshield is clean I love it so much.

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Little old neighbor lady that brings over bad ass banana nut bread because she wants to make sure we have enough food to make it through the CV insanity.   

God bless America and old people. 

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When your grown ass kid got some great career news, but your dumb ass made a promise not to tell your wife.

It's torture waiting for the call, but simultaneously awesome.

Few things top when your kids' hard work pays off.

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On 2/16/2020 at 1:20 PM, HRSchenker said:

I love buying sparking grape juice in glass bottles before noon on Sundays. I always get someone tell me "hey you can't buy that! it's not 12" and I tell them I found a loophole in the law. "What's the loophole?". That's my secret. Can't tell anyone or they'll change the law. So stupid but it cracks me up every time. 

On the rare occasion I drink a soda out of a can and I'm in my car, you better believe I have akoozie on it and roll with my windows down taking sips of it like a boss.

As teenagers we'd get the 16 oz bottles of root beer and get the little paper bags like they give you for real beer. 

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I conspicuously and publicly drank a few O'Douls in front of the local convenient store one gradeschool summer. My buddies and I all thought we were the ultimate pranksters every time someone would look at us sideways. 

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