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23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Holy shit. "Nutria Queen" is a real thing.

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Email going 'round the office (500 or so employees).. chicken spaghetti plates for sale. Benefitting someone's kid's quinceanera. Did not reply but wanted to badly.

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On 8/13/2019 at 4:35 PM, El Diablo said:

Email going 'round the office (500 or so employees).. chicken spaghetti plates for sale. Benefitting someone's kid's quinceanera. Did not reply but wanted to badly.

Because you're embarrassed about the amount of plates you want to order? 

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On 5/23/2019 at 1:12 PM, ztejas said:

Had an open meeting with AT&T recently as we are considering switching phone/internet providers. 

Girl in the meeting kept saying "land line" 

Not the worst of faux pas but there were 5 AT&T reps in the room, one of whom answered a question by saying "so, when you have a LAN line"

Almost felt like I needed to apologize. 

Well land line would be correct if you were talking about phone, working for one of the big 4 phone providers for awhile we had a large focus of switching users from land lines to mobile. 

 

Now if you are talking about internet that is a different story. 

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57 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Because you're embarrassed about the amount of plates you want to order? 

It's chicken AND spaghetti!!!

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6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

You guys have nothing to complain about if you don't work with truck drivers.

Yes, go on......

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Big month in sales for the company, boss lady sent out this email.

EVERYONE jumped in to help in some form or fashion and TOGETHER we accomplished GREAT things yesterday! So proud to be working with such a PHENOMONIAL TEAM!! 

finominle

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28 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Everyone jumped in to help.

Except for Roy who's in charge of our corporate spell check.

Fuck you, Roy.

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On 8/16/2019 at 7:31 AM, Parliament said:

You guys have nothing to complain about if you don't work with truck drivers.

I do.

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On 8/16/2019 at 6:31 AM, Parliament said:

You guys have nothing to complain about if you don't work with truck drivers.

If there's one thing that's certain in life, it's that Surlyites will have something to complain about

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36 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If there's one thing that's certain in life, it's that Surlyites will have something to complain about

NO WE WON'T!!!!!

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On 5/23/2019 at 3:08 PM, msucolt45 said:

Used to live in Lake Charles and every year Cameron Louisiana held a “fur festival” and it was for nutria. God awful beasts, they will show their orange “beaver teeth” and come at you! Very aggressive varmit that needs to be put down!

I’m friends with a girl who won it. Miss Nutra rat circa ‘98-ish. Classic dark hair ice blue eyed sorta-coonass girl. 

You don’t pronounce the -ia unless you leaned about them in a book.  Good lord, where y’all from? 

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5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m friends with a girl who won it. Miss Nutra rat circa ‘98-ish. Classic dark hair ice blue eyed sorta-coonass girl. 

You don’t pronounce the -ia unless you leaned about them in a book.  Good lord, where y’all from? 

This post violates the most basic of Surly Rules.

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2 hours ago, CoTex said:

"You do know I have PTSD, right?"

I had an employee tell me she had PTSD from a car accident she had decades ago.  She was uninjured.

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Female co-worker was commiserating with other female co-workers about some contractors the company does business with. She does not approve of some of their practices. She reportedly said "These ninjas think they can get away with anything". The black lady in the group turned her in to HR, chick almost lost her damn job. Oof. Know your audience, sweetie.

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I’m friends with a girl who won it. Miss Nutra rat circa ‘98-ish. Classic dark hair ice blue eyed sorta-coonass girl. 

You don’t pronounce the -ia unless you leaned about them in a book.  Good lord, where y’all from? 

 

Where are the pics?

 

 

Female co-worker was commiserating with other female co-workers about some contractors the company does business with. She does not approve of some of their practices. She reportedly said "These ninjas think they can get away with anything". The black lady in the group turned her in to HR, chick almost lost her damn job. Oof. Know your audience, sweetie.

 

I mean, they are ninjas

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25 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I mean, they are ninjas

I felt like there was some wiggle room but apparently there is not. Ninjas gettin' over on errrbody.

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39 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Female co-worker was commiserating with other female co-workers about some contractors the company does business with. She does not approve of some of their practices. She reportedly said "These ninjas think they can get away with anything". The black lady in the group turned her in to HR, chick almost lost her damn job. Oof. Know your audience, sweetie.

Wait. Who almost got fired? The person who doesn't know what a ninja is?

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39 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Wait. Who almost got fired? The person who doesn't know what a ninja is?

All these ninjas up in hurr need to be farred.

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I’m friends with a girl who won it. Miss Nutra rat circa ‘98-ish. Classic dark hair ice blue eyed sorta-coonass girl. 
You don’t pronounce the -ia unless you leaned about them in a book.  Good lord, where y’all from? 

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14 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Was the black lady oriental?

I don't know, her last name is "Smith". The offender is Messican. 

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I have one kid. Coworker asked me if my wife and I planned to have another.

I answered, uh, probably not. Maybe.

She said, "You really should. People like us need to have more kids."

Awkward pause while I tried to act busy, followed by "the Mexicans are out-breeding us."

 

This was probably 4 or 5 yrs ago. She retired a few years back.

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"Michael Jackson was actually very talented.  Nobody remembers that.  If he just didn't do all the stuff with the kids and wasn't so weird ... and dead."

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15 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I have one kid. Coworker asked me if my wife and I planned to have another.

I answered, uh, probably not. Maybe.

She said, "You really should. People like us need to have more kids."

Awkward pause while I tried to act busy, followed by "the Mexicans are out-breeding us."

 

This was probably 4 or 5 yrs ago. She retired a few years back.

I thought she was gonna say "us smart people are being out-breeded."

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