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  1. Okay, he's open. Noted. Okay, he's not open. He's locked in. Noted. This is interesting but ultimately irrelevant information because as noted above, he's now locked in to A&M. One sentence after being open. But wait, this doesn't make sense. He's not blocking it out even though he's locked in. I suppose that just means he's not being rude to Shepherd while still definitely being locked in 100% to A&M. Oh for fuck's sake.
    40 points
  2. For Trump so loved his Family, he gave a pornstar a rusty trombone while his wife bore his other begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall forever be remembered as a hypocritical sack of human shit. @Johnny Sack 3:16
    23 points
  3. @Johnny Sack sees strong, principled trade policy that’s making America great again. He’s also impressed with Trump’s willingness to tackle the national debt, an issue @Johnny Sack has long seen as the greatest threat to America’s future.
    15 points
  4. He looks great. Helmet might just be a precaution based on what he's been through but implies some continued concern about seizures. Gait belt could be out of same concern, because he is still a little weak, or standard protocol in that rehab unit for when he is up without an assistive device otherwise. Standing on his own, moving his neck, both arms, both legs = VERY GOOD SIGNS.
    14 points
  5. Right afterwards, the lions got into an argument about whether that would be considered klobasnik or kolache.
    14 points
  6. My wife has developed a nasty habit of leaving her car keys in the front door (on the outside of the house). I posted this earlier in the thread but I've seen this happen 4-5 times over the past few months. Of course, she doesn't understand why it pisses me off "because we have an alarm system". Doesn't understand that she is not only giving an intruder access to the house, but her brand new car, too. Her excuse is that when she is carrying stuff inside she is focused on turning the alarm off and forgets her keys. This morning it happened again. She was sleeping when I left the house and, sure enough, when I went to lock the door behind me, there were her keys. She is off work today so I took the keys (she has a spare), pulled her car around the corner out of view, and left for work. I figured she would call me in a panic that her car is missing. It is now 11:52 AM and she has not noticed...
    12 points
  7. So I had a conversation w/ an old hs friend who is a full on Trumpster who has gone off the religious right deep end. His answer? I shit you not: "That was before he'd been saved, if God forgives him I can.' I followed this statement w/ a smartass "I've been away from the church for a few decades and didn't realize paying off porn stars now counted as penitence." His response "We should change the subject and agree to disagree". Fuck hypocritical Christians...which is damn near every one of them.
    12 points
  8. A cyclist so self absorbed they don't observe a fucking lion in their path is not surprising.
    12 points
  9. Portrait of a Sandwich by the Artist ElFenix 2019 Carnitas on Sub Roll on Paper Plate
    10 points
  10. It's because they have placed the Republican Party above everything else. Nothing matters because Trump isn't a Democrat. The only way to fix this is to not vote Republican again in our lifetime.
    9 points
  11. It's okay, Mango4 only pawn in game of South Dakota.
    9 points
  12. Oh JFC, just run Hillary again. It's amazing anyone STILL states as a fact what will happen in the future after the 2016 elections. That peacocking Dunning Krueger confidence just makes my skin crawl like the sound of Trump's voice. If the GND and Medicare For All looks less appealing than a dictator- loving, violence inciting, ludicrously corrupt authoritarian wannabe untethered to reality for enough voters to sway the electorial college, then this country gets what it deserves.
    9 points
  13. Just curious. Were you top or bottom?
    9 points
  14. In case anyone is confused, that’s the dude that helped Belloq hunt down the Ark of the Covenant.
    8 points
  15. 7 points
  16. He sees what you did there... ...and down there too.
    7 points
  17. We are going to use him like South Austin's mom
    7 points
  18. The crusades were rough on everyone.
    7 points
  19. Teacher conference with your wife yesterday because daughter Suzie can't seem to stay off her phone during class. Your wife says she will speak to Suzie about this issue. Today Suzie's phone rings and she asks if she can step outside and take a call from her mother.
    7 points
  20. No kidding. Does she even know to pull her pants down before taking a shit?
    7 points
  21. When your actual friends have names like Matthew Calimari...real life is actually more fucked up than anything we/he can make up.
    6 points
  22. Donald Trump and his supporters are fundamentally anti-American. They do not believe in America or its ideals.
    6 points
  23. Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.
    6 points
  24. It’s possible but you have to consider the following: The number of negative comments Trump has made about Putin still stands at zero. Trumps says in private that he trusts Putin over the most patriotic Americans. He also says this in public. Trump leaks classified intelligence to Russians in the Oval Office. Trump conceals his private communications with Putin. Trump obstructs justice for the Russians. Trump tried to lift sanctions on Russia the second he got into office. Trump did lift sanctions on Oleg Derpaska with help from the Senate. I could go on but him being “damaged and narcissistic” is PRECISELY why he’s a Kremlin asset.
    6 points
  25. Dammit. I really try to not get worked up over these things, but I fail, often. I just don't understand the right's ongoing refusal to criticize Trump for his horrible behavior. I mean, I get their motivations, but the rank hypocrisy is jarring. If Donald Trump loved his family that much he wouldn't have fucked a porn star while married to Melania, not to mention doing so while Melania was pregnant with his son Barron. There is no gray area here. If you truly "love your family" so deeply that you don't want them having to deal with public discussion about the fact that you fucked a porn star while married, then DON'T FUCK A PORN STAR WHILE MARRIED.
    6 points
  26. Were you trying to make the most ironic post in the history of the Internet?
    6 points
  27. So Graham is Stevie from Eastbound and Down after teaming up with Trump?
    6 points
  28. 5 points
  29. Daddy98 is definitely a jizz jar half-full kind of guy.
    5 points
  30. Donald Trump lies every fucking day. Explain to me why I should believe anything he says. Of course Cohen is slime ball. Why else do you think Trump employed him as a fixer for over a decade?
    5 points
  31. So basically Demas has his safety school locked down. Now he can begin the real recruiting process.
    5 points
  32. Okay, he's open. Noted. Okay, he's not open. He's locked in. Noted. This is interesting but ultimately irrelevant information because as noted above, he's now locked in to A&M. One sentence after being open. But wait, this doesn't make sense. He's not blocking it out even though he's locked in. I suppose that just means he's not being rude to Shepherd while still definitely being locked in 100% to A&M. Oh for fuck's sake.  Okay, he's open. Noted. Okay, he's not open. He's locked in. Noted. This is interesting but ultimately irrelevant information because as noted above, he's now locked in to A&M. One sentence after being open. But wait, this doesn't make sense. He's not blocking it out even though he's locked in. I suppose that just means he's not being rude to Shepherd while still definitely being locked in 100% to A&M. Oh for fuck's sake.  100 percent committed to being 100 percent uncommitted
    5 points
  33. My wife likes to drink Gin, which usually leads to sexy time, so I don't know what the problem is here.
    5 points
  34. that pic could be on the cover of Food & Wine
    5 points
  35. Nobody waved a Confederate flag at the Gettysburg Address. The Republicans today aren't the party of Lincoln. They're the party of George Wallace.
    5 points
  36. Papers please.
    5 points
  37. His ego wrote a Czech his brain couldn't cash. (Yeah, yeah I know. I have no pride. If I said I was sorry for the shitty pun I'd be lion.)
    5 points
  38. Here's my take: - QB - Go fuck yourself, bitch - RB - Go fuck yourself, bitch - WR - Go fuck yourself, bitch - TE - Go fuck yourself, bitch - OL - Go fuck yourself, bitch - DL - Go fuck yourself, bitch - LB - Go fuck yourself, bitch - CB - Go fuck yourself, bitch - S - Go fuck yourself, bitch - K/P- Go fuck yourself, bitch
    5 points
  39. Don’t try to do the right thing, or we’ll totally elect our clown again Should make a solid bumper sticker
    5 points
  40. I don’t have anything of much substance to add here, however, I do want to reiterate what has been been pointed out ad nauseum in these threads that the use of “natty” is a punchable offense. That term should never be uttered by anyone associated with Longhorn sports. Such douchenozzle slang should only be associated with loser programs, and sheep fuckers. (Not mutually exclusive btw).
    4 points
  41. Reagan had some decent people working with him, and he wasn't openly trying to gut the country to line his own pockets. I'm no huge fan of Reagan, but I know he thought he was doing what was best for America. That should be a given for a President, but the current White House doesn't give a fuck about our country at all. I think with only 4 years of Trump, we will be fine. But 8 years is a long time and a lot of the people who actually know what the fuck they are doing in our law enforcement and regulatory agencies will be out the door by 2024. In 2020, there will be enough of them left to right the ship. Needs to be 2020.
    4 points
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