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  1. Time for a video breakdown: :17 in and she's using lightly salted fritos with less sodium. Already losing points here. Also refers to them as "corn chips" and says you can use whatever brand you want. /trumpwrong.gif :27 in and she's reaching for the Wolf brand chili. Now, I would like to dock all remaining points here, but to her credit she opts for the no beans. Let's see where this goes. :42 pans over the turkey wolf brand chili while holding back laughter. Points added. :59 alright, so she's actually using her homemade "Texas" style chili which looks like a mix of diarrhea and canned dog food. I would just go with the Wolf brand at this point. 1:15 making a "cheese sauce" with velveeta. Now, I have nothing against velveeta. In fact, velveeta mac and cheese is one of my guilty pleasures. But for frito pie this is obviously an error - shredded cheese only, preferrably a Mexican blend. 2:03 oh Christ now she's warming up ranch style beans to use as a "topping". This is going downhill quickly. 2:22 strange ingredients montage with awful background music. Points added for diced japs as well as onions. Decent knife work. Going for shredded cheese now, which makes the velveeta sauce seem superfluous. Now going with canned, pickled jalapenos. Strange to include two jap variations. Seems like an either or type dish to me. 3:28 onto the plating. Bowl is way too small. Not even child-sized. She needs to quit kidding herself, doesn't look like she's missing any meals. 3:47 runny-shit dogfood mixture coming back into play. She has a recipe for it in the description in case you're looking to lose all self-respect as a man. Tops it with the velveeta shit. Looks fucking awful. Would only eat if I was literally starving. 4:25 onto "2nd way I like it". Maybe she can redeem herself a bit here (not likely). More commie Fritos, shredded cheddar cheese (points, but now she's going cheese first instead of dogfood first - make up your mind, woman). 4:45 oh fuck she added beans. I would recommend she throws it in the garbage. Not even worthy to give to an animal at this point. Would be inhumane. 4:53 oh Jesus fuck now she's adding MORE beans. And trying to blame it on her husband. Typical wife behavior. I should have known from the start. "Well I don't like beans in my chili, but oh my gosh, Frank just HAS to have them so that's how we eat it!". Yeah, no one is believing your harpy tale you velveeta-crusted bean peddler. 5:06 added fresh diced onions. Only redeeming part of the preparation. Now she's adding, get this, ONE pickeld jap. Just one. Points are in the negatives at this point. Also pronouncing "jalapenos" like she's cultured or some shit. 5:15 okay onto preparation method #3. This is her last chance. She's waxing poetic about Friday night-light frito pie. I can relate to this. Half a point. 5:40 adding Mexican crema and diced fresh japs. This is the only edible concoction she has made so far. 6:00 she has now added cilantro, avocado and lime juice. This is no longer frito pie, and yet it is the only thing she has made that I would consider eating. Half a point. Overall: 0.5/10. Would not eat or rewatch. Frank, time to call your lawyer and start hiding assets. This marriage isn't lasting.
    13 points
  2. I don't know if you're being facetious or not, but we absolutely need to reinstate and strengthen the Fairness Doctrine. Furthermore, we absolutely should tell social media sites (Facebook, Twitter, and Google/YouTube) that if their lack of editing and curation continues to give an outsized voice to bots, trolls, hate groups, and liars, they will literally be broken up or nationalized. We cannot have a healthy society if our diet is poison.
    9 points
  3. Apparently I triggered an aggy early this morning.
    9 points
  4. I found a good home for her today. Crisis averted.
    8 points
  5. I'd like a crack at Martha's vineyard.
    8 points
  6. The SEC regular season is a meat-grinder that makes a combination of Guadalcanal and a Soviet prison camp look like a trip to Disney World. It's not realistic to expect teams that survive that annual autumnal Hell on Earth to be in any physical or psychological shape to compete after the SEC Championship game. One might as well ask a survivor of the Bataan Death March to run a marathon twice. Honestly, these post-season games are mere sham exhibitions that are devoid of all cosmic meaning and worth.
    7 points
  7. If loving frito pie is wrong, I don't want to be right. Give me a cold rainy dreary day late in the Fall, fireplace going, some random college football game on TV, an ice cold beer and a Frito pie while sitting in a lounge chair with my feet up on the ottoman with the dog asleep under my feet, in my living room with every inch of it covered in garish art and call me satisfied.
    7 points
  8. Mrs. Brat makes a batch of 2 Alarm Chili (preseasons the ground sirloin before mixing in the packaged seasoning) to spread over the Fritos & Del Rio Tortilla Factory original tamales. And then tops it with chopped 1015 onions & shredded cheddar cheese. The 4th stent implant in January was worth it.
    6 points
  9. Fiancee wanted the dogs in the wedding. I'm wearing a tux, so obviously the dogs needed tuxes made almost forgot this is the shag surl - she twisted her ankle and has ace bandages on underneath her socks
    6 points
  10. The lawyer and client taking it to trial instead of sending the tape to a DA to let the case die a quiet death makes them heroes in my book.
    6 points
  11. So much projection from aggy. Their accusations of reporters recruiting, money being paid, ect. Just goes to show you that a liar thinks everyone else is lying and at thief is always worried others will steal from him.
    6 points
  12. Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
    5 points
  13. Clearly a Dem candidate who lost a primary by almost 40 points has the roughly the same support from the ever more radicalized Democratic Party as Rep. Steve "What's Wrong With White Supremacy?" King does from the Republican Party.
    5 points
  14. Every time i seriously stop and think that there are actual people on this earth that actually believe it is flat, I am totally mystified. Then I remember that there are tens of thousands of people just east of here that continue to believe that the aggies are just a year or two away from completely dominating college athletics. And there are literally no amount of facts/science that you can provide to either group to convince them that they are wrong.
    5 points
  15. Hey you son of a bitches! I'll be there too. We should sit in the same section to show those Yankee bastards that the Astros are running things!
    5 points
  16. Donald Conspiracy thanks Tim Apple, while Ivanka Nepotism looks on
    5 points
  17. A bunch of them are Trump voters and therefore lying.
    5 points
  18. We might be flirting with a fascist police state but I’ll be damned if I’m going to live in a country with free healthcare because that’s socialism. The Trump administration appears to be better at tracking journalists and dissidents than the kids they stole.
    5 points
  19. Meet General Eisenhower, aka Ike, 'adopted' in the parking lot of the Tractor Supply in Denison Tx during a family camping trip to Eisenhower State Park last Thanksgiving: That was on the way from Tractor Supply back to the campground with a new tire to replace the one that had blown out on the way in to the campsite earlier in the week. Here he is as our first dog. Ike and daughter are in heaven as they meet back at the campsite. Ike possibly feeling a bit awkward after leaving his litter-mates just earlier in the day: This is a few months later, I believe in the 4 month old range, growing up nicely: He, Ike, is a Blue Heeler mix* pup named for the namesake for where we were when we were fortunate enough to add him to our family. *I say mix because we don't know. He appears mostly Blue Heeler but time might tell different as he grows and grows.
    5 points
  20. Snatch motherfucker do you speak it?
    5 points
  21. Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.
    5 points
  22. You may be an expert in SQL but you only get a C++ on your posting and spelling.
    4 points
  23. found it. https://texassports.com/schedule.aspx?path=baseball click watch per game schedule/
    4 points
  24. Do you consider yourself an expert on segregation?
    4 points
  25. Apparently my wife. You should see what I've convinced her 10 inches is.
    4 points
  26. What you’re advocating is censoring for political content, perhaps the most protected form of speech under the First Amendment. Censoring propaganda is not the solution. We need to better educate our citizens to develop an intellectual herd immunity to bullshit claims. Unfortunately, thanks to the Right’s decades-long assault on quality public education, Anerican society is plagued with nincompoops who lack the critical thinking skills necessary to navigate the river of lies on places like Facebook and Twitter. THAT is the problem. It won’t be solved by paternalistic oversight. It requires a long-term dedication to educate Americans on objective science, logic, and history.
    4 points
  27. 4 points
  28. Good take. But I'd have to write off my brother and the bulk of people I know and have to associate with on a daily basis. This is rural Texas now. So shunning them would be hard to do. Outvoting them, yes. But on the local level out here that is going to be a slow bloody process. Would be easier if you took the wind out of their sails with a comprehensive expose' of Trump and his carnival. One that doesn't leave them with no way out of it but eating tons of crow. Because pride outstrips logic every time with this crowd. Pride and fear.
    4 points
  29. There is no Frito Pie in Hell. So, the frito pie haters have that going for them. Because that's where they're going. Straight to hell. Mention my name and get a discount on your vegemite.
    4 points
  30. Jimbo didn't see his shadow. Spring coming early this year.
    4 points
  31. I started on November 12th at 370 (I’m 6’4” and have a frame like Leonard Davis). Yesterday, I hit 320. I had a few milestones in between, 350 was max for Fitbit scale. 20kg and now dropping 50. The next big one will be below 300. I’ve been doing 12lbs a month loss, so I’m hoping for end of April. Keys for me: Myfitnesspal app to track everything cut out beer (went from 4-5 a day to zero) cut out sodas (even Coke Zero, fuck that shit) Quest protein bars and powders. The peanut butter is the shit a scoop of powder is 110 calories with 30g of protein “work out” every day. I quote because I hate the gym, but I find time to do bike or elliptical every day. I’m trying to build up bench press to 185, so I can outlift KD. Walk faster. Good headphones I bought the Sony MX3’s makes walking and workouts better. I go for 10k steps per day. I track with Stepz app which is linked to Myfitnesspal Consistency. I eat a protein bar with coffee (no sugar) for breakfast each day then have a salad of some kind for lunch. For dinner I do a meat plus lots of roasted veggies. Put cauliflower in over at 425 for 25 mins with some olive oil and salt and pepper and you have pure gold, it takes more calories to eat that shit Drinking lots of water. Yesterday in a hour meeting, I drank 2L of water. Tom Brady style
    4 points
  32. Jimbo is very clever. Instead of going for the best guys first, he keeps them in reserve for when the lesser guys that he offered decommit. He knows how to win a natty. He's done it. You offer and get commits from your second choices and then go after the first choices when the second choices bail. The man is a genius.
    4 points
  33. Eurohorn doing his best 8badmofo impression. You know he's lonely over there. He'd probably really appreciate your incredibly humorous photos.
    4 points
  34. I think a dingo ate his tastebuds.
    4 points
  35. No, the hysteria was that THE VERY RICH OWNER OF A UNIVERSALLY HATED FRANCHISE WAS GETTING $50, 8 MINUTE HANDYS FROM GROSS MASSAGE PARLORS!!!! I have no idea why some of you are focusing so much in the “trafficking” aspect of the “sting operation.”
    4 points
  36. Coaching Jimbo Fisher...found ways to run the ball with an inexperienced offensive line Offensive line The group lost center Erik McCoy who may be a first round draft pick but returns five players who have started at least one game in their A&M careers. Ranking - SEC championship level
    4 points
  37. 85 years old. Cancer. Dementia. Heart problems. If I get that far, just pump me full of MDMA and cold beer until I'm dead. Bernard
    4 points
  38. Parker also knows the best way to spell Hook 'Em!
    4 points
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