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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/28/19 in Posts

  1. All that just to dress up like a prairie fairy, hop around like Kansas City fa**ots, and fire blanks.
    15 points
  2. I had a family friend when I was younger who had a son in east Texas that was very intelligent. He got into Princeton. His dad, however, grew up cheering for the aggies. His son thought he might want to be an engineer, so his dad insists on taking him to ATM to meet with the admissions folks and people in engineering. His son scored like a 1580 on his SAT and had been accepted into anywhere, really. He hadn't yet applied to ATM. So they end up meeting with an admissions person and an engineering school employee involved with admissions. This is late 90's/early 00's timing and both employees that they meet with are crewcut-wearing redasses. They proceed to tell this kid and his dad that the engineering school at ATM is so hyper-competitive that they're not sure he's actually got what it takes to get in and they're not some liberal northeast school that looks only at SAT scores. Both father and son leave the experience asking "Who in the fuck do these people think they are?". He went on to Princeton and tells that story to people these days when ATM comes up. I assume this is a common phenomenon with these goobers.
    13 points
  3. Schiff lays it out in response to Kevin "two people Putin pays" McCarthy and R's calling for Schiff to resign:
    13 points
  4. Actually not true. On this board and even in Congress there was circumspection regarding the degree of Trump's involvement with the Russians. The fury and accusations of him being a traitor followed revelations of his campaigns contacts with Russia and the fact that everybody associated with Trump was lying about them. The circumspect response followed Flynn's resignation, Kushner's back channel communication set-up with Russia, and even initial reports about the Trump Tower meeting. The increasing clarity about the Trump Tower meeting despite the lying about it, the indictments, the convictions, and the continued apparent cover-up triggered the growing vehemence against Trump. His charity has been shut down. He got a 2 billion dollar loan from a crooked bank when his credit was shit, Trump's statement that he had no business in Russia when he had a major deal cooking there is more than suspicious. Of course, an unpublished report has overturned these suspicions. We have a summary written by a Trump appointee and the suppression of the report's contents. All doubt about Trump's character, practices, and possible criminal activity are all cleared up! We got a summary! The "day one" hysteria has been characteristic of Trump's supporters/apologists. Look at the crowing and claims moments after the summary was made public. It's one giant, "See, stupid lib Dems, Trump is cleared of all wrong doing! It was a witch hunt!" Where's the circumspection? The summary does not erase my knowledge of the lies, the evidence that supports ongoing criminal investigations, nor does it erase my ability to draw my own conclusions about a man who surrounds himself with liars, unregistered foreign agents, frauds, and self-serving robber barons. He's a piece of shit who lives for his own gain and glory. He has no scruple. He has no honor. He has not one ounce of decency. He doesn't understand what this country is supposed to be, and he doesn't care. He's the prominent bubo announcing the plague that has infected a substantial segment of the electorate. To stand with him is to bathe in pus.
    12 points
  5. The biggest issue with the Rivals stuff with the state of Texas is that Geoff Ketchum is an unkempt slug with a penchant for napping during recruiting meetings with his peers and then sneak-eating their sack lunches from the corporate fridge and never admitting to it. He's universally despised by his peers, but they have to keep him around because he owns the subscriber base of bleating sheep on Obloods. Rivals rankings will get more realistic in the future for the state of Texas once Ketchum dies from an aortic split after lodging a turkey leg in his blood stream while eating it whole.
    11 points
  6. Per Suchomel, Collins is visiting for the scrimmage this weekend, and Broughton is visiting for the Spring Game
    10 points
  7. They waited for my ass after baseball practice and ooh it was VICIOUS
    10 points
  8. Hey it's just kids stuff. Sounds like a regular day at your local Chipotle. Not a big deal. Anything else? Jesus fucking christ....
    10 points
  9. Sounds like circumstantial evidence.
    9 points
  10. You've chosen to ignore content by tjhooker.
    9 points
  11. Hey surly, I used to post on shag quite a bit but stopped when shit went down with the cuck that killed it, but actually moved to Austin now and planning to get back into posting more. Blue Crab Fondue Bacon & Jalapeño Wrapped Shrimp
    9 points
  12. I don’t know why y’all keep engaging with the morons, Sack and OnBoard. They support a piece of shit for president and they won’t ever change their minds. They will whatabout until the end of time. OnBoard is STILL talking about Hillary almost 3 years later. They’re faux patriot losers. It would be hilarious, but they’re joined by 65 million other morons. Stop engaging with them. They’re worthless.
    8 points
  13. For my 1,000th post, let me just say Fuck Donald Trump.
    8 points
  14. Barr coming in from the stands, intercepting the ball and shouting “touchdown!” is the wrong thing. Releasing the report is the right thing. McConnell shot it down after the full house voted to see it. Once again, the wrong thing. When a Republican with power lets the Report out, you can talk to me about the right thing.
    8 points
  15. If only you had the same standard for the fucking President of the United States
    8 points
  16. As much as I love Beto, if Pete keeps this momentum he'll probably get my nod in the primary.
    8 points
  17. I continue to maintain that anybody that uses "ilk" is a total cockmunch.
    7 points
  18. In a way, each of us has a ctj to face. For some, shyness might be their ctj. For others, a lack of education might be their ctj. For us, ctj is a condescending wordsmith who delivers interesting recruiting tidbits. But as sure as my name is elguapo, the posters of this recruiting board can conquer their own personal ctj, who also happens to be the actual ctj!
    7 points
  19. So for those of you sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for an update on Toothless, the furniture re-upholstery guy who closed his shop in possession of a bunch of my wife's shit he was supposed to fix... after multiple phone calls to him that went straight to voice mail including a threat from me to call the police, my wife leaves one *last* message for him saying something to the effect of, "We've been friends a long time and I can't believe you would take my shit and not even return my phone call, don't make me call the cops, etc." The dude shockingly finally calls back. Even more shockingly, last week he finishes up the chair my wife was obsessing the most about and delivers it. He's still got a bunch of her shit -- an old loveseat that folds out into a bed, a bunch of fabric, another chair and who knows what else. I'm not home when he brings the chair, but my wife decides it would be a good idea to write him a $250 check for the finished work and he "promises" to get the rest of the shit back to her. Me? I wouldn't have given the sumbitch a nickel until all of my shit was fixed and back in my possession, but what do I know about stuff like that? But the worst part of it all was that Toothless drove up in a brand new Cadillac (RIP Joe Strummer) and my wife has been wanting a new car for awhile now. So that sent her over the edge that Toothless has a nicer car than her. So I'm out $250, more future headaches from Toothless, more cash, and probably a new car in the next month.
    7 points
  20. Madame Speaker calling the bluff of certain GOP traitors: "I'll see your bet, and raise you truth and facts" with a special shout out to dodgy Devin
    7 points
  21. Any group that wants me to bite the head off a hamster is a group that can go fuck themselves.
    7 points
  22. Gary's throwing around godfather titles like they're Skittles.
    7 points
  23. I have a firm reminder for your mom in my pants
    6 points
  24. 6 points
  25. Indeed. Strictly Russia related: Mueller has evidence that Trump directed Cohen to lie to Congress - Buzzfeed Flynn will testify that Trump ordered him to coordinate with Russia during campaign- ABC Jr had advance access to wikileaks email prior to release - CNN Scaramooch under investigation for involvement with Russian investment fund - CNN Manafort coordinated with Julian Assange in the Ecuadorian Embassy - Guardian Mueller can place Cohen in Prague - McClatchy Cohen prepared to testify that Trump knew in advance about Trump Tower meeting - CNN
    6 points
  26. I don’t give one flying fuck about what he did after his time at Texas. He’s part of some of my greatest memories following this program religiously. Fuck you and anyone else who wants to cloud that because he hurt your feelings in fucking Pittsburgh.
    6 points
  27. Make a giant collage out of all the African titties.
    6 points
  28. Few things I’ve done during my surly hiatus. Pastrami beef ribs Pan seared scallops Lobster Rolls chocolate ancho chili hummus with goat cheese on top of a salted bagel chip topped with raspberry chipotle sauce
    5 points
  29. When you’re sick and your mom comes to pick you up from school.
    5 points
  30. Sack is totally gargling Trump's balls now. On a discussion of Charlie Strong, Sack called for his firing for the following 3 reasons: 1) His "low I.Q." (meanwhile, anybody with a pulse know's Trump is a gotdamm moron) 2) He hires shitty assistants and then throws them under the bus (Rick Perry and Betsy holla) 3) He "may" have cheated on his wife. Just a friendly reminder, y'all.
    5 points
  31. Bought fuck it happy belated birthday to me
    5 points
  32. Thank you giving me your opinion on me personally in this post. It was both germane and also added some positive energy to my day.
    5 points
  33. "Pssssh, why don't you losers just get over Trump?" Sincerely, People who have been obsessed with Hillary Clinton for 25+ years
    5 points
  34. You are truly a worthless human being.
    5 points
  35. As a gdi, I have a real hard time understanding why anyone would put up with any level of hazing. Your mileage may vary.
    5 points
  36. It does matter who the criticism comes from. The President represents the state. When he says it, it is the state attempting to suppress the media. It is a direct violation of the 1st amendment. That nobody in the DOJ or Congress attempts to stop him from doing it is a sign of just how close we are teetering to the edge. When you criticize the media it is not the same thing. You, as a private citizen, are free to do so.
    5 points
  37. We can’t all be Aspergers wielding beautiful minds like yourself. Honestly, your brain is so big you have to buy it a second airplane seat. You ever hear of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons..
    5 points
  38. Like Trump would pick anyone brown.
    4 points
  39. Ronald Reagan convincing people to hate a government of the people, by the people, and for the people is one of the many reasons why he was a shitty leader.
    4 points
  40. Spring is full of contrasts. Once dry and buffed in, trail conditions are at their peak, but we the riders tend to be at our worst. Right now, everything is dull and dingy, but by May, the trails will be bursting with color. A side hobby of mine is photographing and identifying our local flora.
    4 points
  41. no one is ever 100% once october rolls around. correa is never 100%, evidently, once opening day starts. if this was bregman with the discomfort, would he be playing opening day? I'ma say "yeah, and no one would know about it" either
    4 points
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