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  1. Also, all of you rubes feigning a lack of interest in the new recruiting coordinator are fooling no one. She's attractive and in a position of authority. You'd have no problems jumping all over that, if for nothing else than bragging rights to the rest of us on this board and your other offline buddies. "I'm in pretty pretttaaaayyyy deep inside the UT recruiting machine, fellas."
    31 points
  2. Trust me, it’s just one personality and it’s fucking terrible.
    22 points
  3. TFB Can’t say what it is but sounds like there is a really good chance you all could be receiving some excellent news this weekend. This is not in reference to the Trevell Johnson news. This is a separate piece of good news likely headed your way. If anything changes, I’ll let you know. Stay tuned.
    21 points
  4. So your reaction to a guy trying to bring free information to the board, even though he was beat by the bot, is to mock him? This is the recruiting board, not your football board, we prefer to mock people only for their actual deficiencies or the ones we create out of thin air, like your combination lazy eye and baby right arm. Calling the dude a bitch for being a bit late to the party seems harsh.
    21 points
  5. I think I am gonna start negging anyone that uses "glizzy" or "woo" on general principle.
    20 points
  6. Well I drove from South Austin out to my place off Fitzhugh/Hamilton Pool to shut down the water well and drain the lines to the house and barn, since nobody is staying there. The drive down 290 and Fitzhugh wasn't bad at all. Then I got to my gate. There was a lot of ice out there. So much that my combination padlock and the gate chain were frozen with a 1/4" of ice on them. Luckily it had been a 45 minute drive, and I drank a lot of coffee this morning, so I thought about what I had and didn't have, and ended up just pulling it out and pissing all over that bitch. Let'er rip, melted the ice, unlocked it and used hand sanitizer. Success! Well not so much. Drove about 150 feet around a curve and this. So I ended up hiking the last 1/4 mile with my toolbag. Got shit taken care of at least. And learned, if your lock is frozen shut, piss on it.
    19 points
  7. this guy has skinned enough human beings to have his techniques down cold. He can do it and make skinsuits where the seams are nearly unidentifiable.
    19 points
  8. I'm sure I'll regret it, but I can't be the only guy on this board that's getting tired of the Ewers story. Just go to the midwest shithole, win your conference a few times and let the broadcasters tell the story of how you shunned Texas or we failed to recruit you, get drafted in the 1st round and then flame out as yet another OSU QB bust in the pros. It all seems inevitable. In any event, after watching Milroe actually show traction with not one, but two recruiting classes, I'm failing to see much in the way of Ewers having some sort of recruiting kavorka with the 2022 guys. Shit, maybe it materializes over the next few months and guys suddenly start saying "yeah. oh fuck yeah. i wasn't even considering ohio state and then this ewers bro smeared fratasticness all over my phone with his text messages and i felt i fucking had to commit. not only that, and i'm not sure this is possible but we're going to find out, i've decided to grow the first black guy mullet in his honor. it's all going to be amazing because of this ewers dude."
    19 points
  9. 18 points
  10. This post does a solid job of highlighting 3 of the more absurd features of sports forums. 1) The unintentional irony of a guy accusing another poster of being obsessed enough about a board to create socks, while having said poster’s image as his avatar and roughly twice the post count of the accused poster. 2) Sharing the insecure suspicion that an entire board of posts is comprised of you, 4 other posters and their 3000 socks. Yes, you’re trapped in the matrix, Neo, and you must find a way out to save us all. 3) Sharing the conceit that you believe others spend time creating and posting through multiple handles while you sit above the fray and frown on such behaviors, as the most level-headed and sane poster on the board. This one hurts, folks. If SydneyCarton is against me, how can anyone be for me? If I’ve alienated the most considerate and congenial among us, I must have veered horribly off the righteous path at some point.
    17 points
  11. I helped 900 people get vaccinated today at Gregory gym. Best volunteer work ever. Can’t wait to help more next week. Hook’em
    16 points
  12. Exercise science? does an Indian kid have to come out to his parents as an exercise science major? Or is that some sort of premed track?
    15 points
  13. Disrespect Karthik "Jerry "Randy Moss" Rice" Akkihal at your own peril, good sir.
    15 points
  14. I’m really excited to hear that the new staff is doing things different and have a totally new energy in recruiting. I was expecting things to be the same, but according to insiders it’s night and day. I really didn’t see this coming. So pumped for this new staff, I’m going to resubscribe to all the pay sites!
    14 points
  15. We are all pussies here. Think of what these guys put up with at -35f with thousands of screaming Chicoms shooting at them all during the 17 day Battle of the “Frozen” Chosin Reservoir , November 1950.
    13 points
  16. Very dangerous, will attract bears.
    13 points
  17. What the fuck is Texas? Whatever gave our state the good side of its reputation is long gone. We're a red state full of white Reagan/Trump worshippers who grew up soft in the suburbs or frighteningly ignorant in East Texas. My dad was a Texan of the old school. So was my mother. A little of that echoes in me. I didn't buy the Reagan in a cowboy hat bullshit, I worked in oilfields for awhile, but I'm one of those soft suburban boys. I shouldn't be so absolute. There is still some Texas style humor and honesty out there, but it's drying up. At least the Mexicans still harken back to what this state was. Far better we go hispanic than homogenized American. The republic will likely not convict a would-be tyrant. Fuck Texas and fuck an America that doesn't even bother to know what it's supposed to be. How sad if the House Impeachment Managers poured all of that intellect and articulation into a giant toilet clogged up with Republican turds elected and wildly popular with a vast plurality. It shouldn't even be close.
    13 points
  18. It's absolutely flawed. California has almost 40 million residents and 2 senators. WY, ND, SD, MT, ID, WV, MS, AR, OK, KY, AL have a combined 25 million or so residents, and 22 senators. Those tiny states control nearly a quarter of the senate and are all red states while California, a large blue state, has 15 million more people and only 2 senate votes. How this has made it this far, I don't know. Maybe people thought when admitting western states to the union they would eventually gain more population? Why the fuck did we need 2 Dakota? Why does Wyoming need its own state government? My only speculation as to why this hasn't blown up yet is that people have been at least civil and crazy shit has been kept at bay even by the minority ruling the senate. But today's red state attitude is literally insane. I don't see how this country can continue being ruled by small minded red state mentality while the vast majority of the nation as a whole is continuing to lean blue. I don't know how many more popular vote presidents can lose before this becomes a civil war.
    12 points
  19. Can’t you just put it on the porch until the power comes back?
    12 points
  20. um, jamie gangel on cnn has house republicans on the fucking record. mccarthy called trump, asking him to call off the insurrection, trump said that it isn't his people, it was antifa. mccarthy responded no, these are your people, call it off. to which trump responded "well, kevin, i guess these people are more upset about the election than you are." to which mccarthy yells "do you know who the fuck you're talking to?" hours later, it should be noted, that mccarthy was back to licking trump's ass objecting to the results of the election. she had other republicans from the house giving her on the record quotes about that, and how it speaks to trump's state of mind the afternoon of the insurrection.
    11 points
  21. I'm sure she's a lovely person, but the fact her dad is an OL coach makes me think she will end up weighing 280.
    11 points
  22. And ctj is a joint sock account of @futureman and @Spider2YBanana.
    11 points
  23. Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Someone tweet this to him.
    11 points
  24. This reminds me of the time SLX put out an invite on Hornfans for an impromptu football HH one Sunday afternoon in Houston. I met up with him and we went to The Gingerman. Like 10-12 other sad and addicted bastards showed up and we bullshitted about recruiting for a few hours. It was all fine, but one poster (whose name I'll leave out here in case he reads the boards still and decides to murder me) showed up and looked like he was a full-blown stereotype of a child molester or serial killer. Terrifying. He introduces himself and says his handle, which none of the rest of us had ever heard of, so I assumed he was mostly a lurker. I compared notes with SLX as we were leaving and I'm like "did uhhh, anyone give you a bit of a creepy vibe back there?" and he proceeds to explode into laughter and run down his fears about the same dude. I go home and check out the dude's profile on Hornfans, and he has like 8000 posts. I'd never once noticed him, right there in plain sight. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he posts here as "futureman" with that level of volume and banality. Hornfans was like a year old at the time.
    10 points
  25. For most people, I'd write this off as sarcasm, but based on your posting history I can't really give you the benefit of the doubt. There's a very good chance you're actually this dumb and pessimistic.
    10 points
  26. Thursday. Nearly 5lb bone in ribeye... Actually the dry brine started Monday.
    10 points
  27. 10 points
  28. "Ewers is flipping back this weekend. Won't say anything more, don't want to spoil anything."
    9 points
  29. The swiftness in which this staff seems to have turned the Anderson recruitment around has me very gruntled.
    9 points
  30. Went cross country skiing in -6. Fuck it.
    9 points
  31. Don't worry about going through that again. If a pipe breaks in your house, it'll be way more than $4k worth of damage. Totally different experience
    9 points
  32. It's 2021 and republicans suddenly cares about immigrants and budget deficits. LOL
    8 points
  33. Jesus, now all caucasians look the same to you too. We're about 4 months out from you being gender confused next.
    8 points
  34. Thirty. Six. Fucking. Hours. Without. Power. In. West. Austin. I have Adler’s cell. I’m about to blast it out on social media.
    7 points
  35. I think this premise is pretty flawed. Co-workers aren't doing stakeouts in front of people's houses or hiring PIs to dig through their trash to find incriminating stuff. People are posting stuff on their social media with their names attached to it. If you showed up to work drunk in 1992 screaming the N-word you wouldn't blame cancel culture for being fired the next day. Now if you post yourself doing the same in an Instagram story why is it any different? It doesn't matter that you did it outside of work hours, your coworkers, boss, clients, and everyone else as accosted by it as they would be after your liquid lunch in '92. If you value the old "a man should be able to say, think, and do whatever he wants in the privacy of his own home" thing that option is still available to you. But once you hit send and everyone with an internet connection now has access to your bullshit you have willingly given up that privacy.
    7 points
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