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  1. Florida Rivals mod forecasted Stewart to Texas. Had it on a Florida pick.
    52 points
  2. Quick, put on some Georgia/Clemson/Bama/Ole Miss gear and start making a fucking spectacle of yourself
    25 points
  3. The Texas legislature honored Hornius Emeritus (aka Traces of Texas) on Monday with a special resolution. I just read the non-partisan resolution and it says that the State of Texas thanks him for promoting Texas history and culture on his social media and website. No CR, but as far as I'm concerned it's the best thing to come out of Austin in this legislative session. Congratulations to my longtime friend!
    19 points
  4. 17 points
  5. Gerry has been to Atascocita like 10 times in the last 8 months and texts with the dude's family on the reg. Your "1.)" is a classic case of stumbling into a correct outcome without having a fucking clue of how you got there and then calling yourself a genius. Oregon gave the guy a thumb drive loaded with bitcoin, you fucking imbecile. Two days before he "committed". No one around him is happy about it. But yes, Gerry's work on this one, or any of the other ones he's on while on the road 300 days a year, is "Surly-level speculation". Just shut the fuck up if you can't discern the difference between someone actually getting bought and the rug being pulled on the entire process versus someone like Gerry magically losing any insights as it pertains to the job he's been competently doing for the last 22+ years. You post a lot on this board and the football board, typically in the form of telling all of the rest of us about how you had it straight the whole way and the rest of us should try harder. Given your 9,000 posts, you should have a better understanding of the nature of the recruiting process.
    17 points
  6. Arch is on my flight from MSY to AUS. Going wheels up 3:05. He’s got the whole fam with him. Can’t tell if he has little brothers or if they are buddies but there are 3 boys with the mom (hot) and dad (Eli clone).
    15 points
  7. Interesting look at what Coach Flood means to the o-line. Recruiting related because it's not Flood that's the problem. We are being outbid for tackles. Watch the last five and a half minutes of this. "People asked, what changed?"
    12 points
  8. 11 points
  9. Yeah, if I wasn't clear, I am including myself in the "not really sure how all of this shit works" and I've been following recruiting religiously since I was little kid. I've had the good fortune to have some friends that know their shit front to back in the space, so I *can* say that I can get pretty good indicators when something is off with someone, but rarely are there great details until later. I pushed the Lache Seastrunk story on Shaggy and BarkingCarnival on behalf of people who couldn't and Yahoo ended up picking that one up and turning it into a news story. The NCAA even got one of my friends to sit down and lay it all out for them. That was a rare occurrence where someone was caught red-handed. When Yahoo and others started reaching out to people, we quickly realized we really didn't know how most of this shit works. Still don't. But fuck Will Lyles, that sorry motherfucker, nonetheless.
    11 points
  10. Fuck Boston Fuck Baked Beans Fuck Fenway Park Fuck Landsdowne Street Fuck Paul Revere Fuck The Departed Fuck Larry Bird Fuck Samuel Adams Fuck Harvard Fuck Harvard Square Fuck the Charles River Fuck Pilgrims Fuck Ben Affleck Fuck Matt Damon Fuck Doug Floutie Fuck Beacon Street Fuck Cheers Fuck Lobster bisque Fuck John Hancock Fuck the New Kids on the Block Fuck Marky Mark Fuck Aerosmith Fuck Clam Chowder Fuck Logan Airport Fuck Bobby Orr Fuck perfect storms Fuck Red Auerbach Fuck their accent Fuck Cream Pie Fuck Denis Leary Fuck the Green Monster Fuck Pesky’s pole Fuck Plymouth Rock Fuck Duck tours
    11 points
  11. Our dysfunctional-ass program probably tried to give him a floppy disk full of dogecoin.
    11 points
  12. Welllll... My sister in law & her husband are officially on the crazy train. She wears the pants in their relationship & they have a 20 year old daughter who is in Philadelphia for theater arts school (set design, etc). Anyhow, S-i-L is down with all the Jesus peeps & crazy that is associated with that, is all about no vaccinations for their daughter (who HAS gotten the Covid vax against Mom's wishes), did home schooling on a wacked Christian tilt up until my niece was 16... is all about "the enemy" when referring to the devil, etc. & it seems like any decision that requires more than $ 15 spent requires a few days prayer for divination. Well, her husband works for a linen service / delivery co. & they are requiring all employees to get vaccinated... he won't because my nutjob seester says "nope". & Now they are exploring what will happen if he loses his job & they have to sell their house. ...Oops... FA / FO. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
    11 points
  13. Greatest Astro ever, and it’s not even close.
    10 points
  14. Yeah, we really don’t need more photos of a Manning at a frat party
    10 points
  15. I hope the next shit I take outlives trump
    10 points
  16. I don’t know if you guys realize this, but women establish dominance by asserting their opinion. It goes on between them naturally, as they all freely offer their opinion to each other. but for most of us, they have to solicit our opinion before they can assert their own. additionally, in the stairwell painting example above, he happened to have the same opinion as her. So she goes ahead and asserts dominance by asserting the opposite opinion and then later pivots back to what she really wants in a way that martyrs herself. So now she is both dominant and magnanimous. Martyrdom is another tent pole of womanhood as they compete with each other to see who can do more- like be booster president for a hs volleyball team AND also help with homecoming float decoration, for instance. I suspect that in time, the story about painting the house will become how blacklab wanted it painted like upstairs and she insisted on painting it downstairs.
    9 points
  17. RIP lol jk fuck them both
    9 points
  18. I am neither married nor a father and I got the vaccine as soon as I could. Fuck your libertarian/personal freedoms belief. That's so selfish. I'm glad your kids gave you incentive to get the shot, but man...
    9 points
  19. Seriously for a second, let me help you out bro. I know you meant well, but this is truly a low brow effort. There is a ton of low hanging fruit readily available for the picking had you just grabbed the proverbial step-stool and just reached your stubby little arms up and snagged a few. You could've come with Steve Sarkisian being a drunk, us being on our 4th corch in a decade, or even how we have been wandering the CFB desert since you joined the SEC. The only problem is this isn't Texags. We aren't a bunch of sunshine pumpers over here. Any dressing down of us we've already done ourselves. However, after taking the time to sign up and tapping your index finger on your nose in deep thought, you decided to go with the above posts. So let me show you how it's done. The Fighting Texas A&M Aggies are now sitting at 82 years since they last hoisted a NC trophy. The University of Texas at Austin, you know the Flagship university of the state with roughly half the acceptance rate as your precious aggy, would have to smash 3 of its 4 NC trophies, and then go another 66 years of what you've been giggling at the last decade in order to match the ineptitude in College Station. Aggy is the real life manifestation of Groundhog's Day. Imagine waking up every morning, despite never seeing the Aggies successful in football your entire life, and still believing the ags are gonna win. Purgatory sounds about right. However, there is one thing your football team and fanbase has done exceptionally well, and that is provide laughs for us for damn near 3 generations. And for that, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. There are things that can be counted on. The sun will rise in the morning, and the Aggy Annual Rollercoaster Ride(tm) will come off the tracks somewhere in October. The clock is ticking ag, and winter is coming. Winter is coming. It's going to get cold in the SEC West soon. You should build a bonfire. See, that wasn't difficult at all. I took the low hanging fruit and just tossed it into a paragraph, capping it off with an insensitive comment about your bonfire. Now take a few notes and come back under a new name and try a bit harder.
    9 points
  20. Give him a briefcase full of IOUs and we should be able to flip him
    8 points
  21. Driving Near the Blanco River in the Beautiful Hill Country of Texas... TEXAS !!!
    8 points
  22. So oddly I read this thread before watching The Closer just now. I don’t know how the hell anyone can watch that whole special and come away thinking that DC was denigrating, demeaning, or mocking anything about LGBT. I thought it was fantastic.
    8 points
  23. Gotta get Keilan on the podcast.
    7 points
  24. not enough. these people need to be shamed and ostracized to the point they are forced to move to Venezuela or Hungary or whichever fascist-adjacent government wants to court their sorry asses
    7 points
  25. johnny sees it as a personal attack
    7 points
  26. I think that is only if your name is Verlander
    7 points
  27. NOT MINE, from a processor, and basically what I follow (except we have a walk in cooler and I let it hang for 1-2 weeks): For years we have all been taught by our hunting mentors to soak deer and hog meat in ice water. I’ve heard some hunters say soaking the meat overnight is enough and others who prefer a week or more. This is one of the worst things to do to any animal carcass after its slaughter. Putting the meat in water allows bacteria (primarily E. coli) to grow and spread over the entire carcass. It also removes all of the flavor from the meat. Imagine eating a good ribeye after soaking it in water for a week. Years ago, before hunters started feeding deer like they do today, deer meat had a strong gamey taste. This led to the practice of soaking the meat to remove the gaminess. Actually most of the deer we harvest today have access to more and higher quality feed than what we feed the vast majority of our cattle and domestic pigs in this country. This leads to a higher grade of meat which lacks much of the typical gamey taste. I put together the following guide to educate hunters how to properly care for their kill in order to give them the best tasting meat possible (and also the longest shelf life). I have slaughtered cattle, pigs, goats, and sheep for a living for over 30 years. I am also an avid hunter and the method outlined here is how I personally clean and prepare my kill EVERY time. Good luck hunting! After the Shot. The first thing to do is properly bleed the animal. Cut the jugular vein as soon as possible. It minimizes blood clots and bruising that occur around the shot area (especially with a shoulder shot). It also cleanses the meat of lactic acid buildup that occurs when a deer runs off after getting hit (this is even more important when a deer is running from dogs). Lactic acid adds to the gaminess of the meat. After Skinning and Gutting. Leave the carcass hanging and do your best to remove any feces and hair. Use a sharp, smooth knife to trim any areas with visible signs of feces and discard them. Remove as much hair with your fingertips as possible. If the shot was in the shoulder, use your knife to open up and lift both shoulders to trim away any bruised or bloody meat. Washing. At this stage use your hose to clean the carcass as best you can. Use a heavy stream and be sure to get the inside of the stomach cavity and any other bloody or messy areas such as the neck, pelvic area, and under the shoulders if you opened them up after a shoulder shot. At this stage, water is your friend. Dry, firm, cool carcass ready for processing. Hanging. After washing the carcass, leave it hanging to let it dry. If the temperature is below 48 degrees, the carcass can easily be left out overnight. The longer you can hang it, the better. Hanging the carcass lets excess blood drip out of the meat, allows the surface of the meat to dry up, and causes the meat to firm up so it is easier to debone. After the surface is good and dry, it will be easy to pick off any hair or trim any blood or feces that was missed earlier. Even if it is fairly warm, you can hang the carcass as long as 2-4 hours. Packaging. When you are ready to ice down the carcass, break it into quarters or halves. At this stage, use care not to allow the meat to get wet again. Put each piece separately into plastic bags (garbage bags, ice bags, etc. the thicker the better to prevent bones from puncturing the bag) and tie or seal the bags tight. Put the carcass into ice chests in layers. First put a layer of ice on the bottom, then put one or two pieces of the carcass, add ice and repeat. Always cover the top of the meat with ice (cold air sinks). Pull the plug on the cooler so water does not build up in the cooler. Check the cooler regularly and add ice as needed. You should get the meat to a processor as soon as possible; preferably within 3-4 days. Final Word. The process described above will minimize the spread of bacteria, make the job of cutting up or deboning the meat much easier and cleaner, and also maximize your yield of meat. The end result will be a much better tasting final product.
    7 points
  28. I love it when Johnny periodically reminds us that he frequents some of the worst far-right internet cesspools by dropping lingo you only hear in those places. You know, like stormfront or texags.
    7 points
  29. I’m not sure what y’all are arguing about but I’m going to side with Chappelle. He’s funny as fuck. You fucktards are miserable.
    7 points
  30. Very cool. Hornius looks like he would be the humble but deadly preacher that also serves as the sheriff in Abilene during the 1880s.
    7 points
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