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  1. Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.
    33 points
  2. Kyrsten: I'm a lesbian. Everyone: Fine. That's fine. Kyrsten: I'm not a lesbian anymore. Everyone: Okay. Kyrsten: I'm bi. Everyone: That's fine. Kyrsten at someone else's birthday party: My birthday is tomorrow! Everyone: That's fantastic. Kyrsten on Christmas morning: I'm considering suicide. Everyone: Oh, gosh. Okay. Let's talk about it, then. I guess. Geez, man.
    27 points
  3. "The mouth breathers in Austin will try to convince you that Petrino wasn't the first choice, but I'm here to tell you the first call Jimbo made was to Petrino for the OC position. Riley and Longo were touted a lot by the media and other outlets, and yes, Jimbo did contact them, but just doing his due diligence. Once again, Jimbo Fisher gets his number one target, just like a few days ago with Owens"
    22 points
  4. i am headed to get very, very drunk
    19 points
  5. I wasn’t old enough to understand the atmosphere around the Nixon pardon, but I would absolutely lose it if Biden even floated the idea
    19 points
  6. Looch is holding back the name of the super-secret candidate that is Jimbo's actual first choice - the rest of you will know in due time.
    19 points
  7. I’m lying in a hospital Bed recovering from cancer surgery. You may be on to something.
    17 points
  8. I'm starting to think that Art Briles might actually be the guy. He's desperate and he'll agree to anything to get another crack at it. Fisher needs a name. Aggie backers would love it, simply because he'd be a great fill-in for cheap if they do have buy Fisher out. They're like the only school in the country who could hire the motherfucker and totally tune out the outrage from across the sport and social media by blaming conspiracies. They'd justify hiring him to themselves at fucking light speed by immediately claiming all of the issues were conjured bullshit, probably backed and engineered by Texas.
    16 points
  9. Agreed, it seems totally crazy to think that a university might apply a different admission standard for a recruited athlete than they do for a general applicant.
    16 points
  10. So the word is that Grimes wanted autonomy in writing. Nixed. Riley said no thank you while leveraging them for a raise. Longo's agent used their interest to get an aggressive deal done elsewhere. Who else would be an inspired hire? Who would go there? At this point, seems like they have 4 options: 1) Hire someone super desperate - Petrino would fit this 2) Hire someone really young at less monied program but showing promise - someone like Zach Kittley, I guess 3) Hire a retread looking to collect a paycheck, a la Dickey - Montgomery fits this 4) Moneywhip the absolute shit out of someone and do the aggie thing where they overpay to such a degree that it resets salary expectations for coordinators in college football - Grimes, Monken, Kendal Briles, on and on I've said this reminds me of Mackovic being "given a blank check" and coming back with Gary Darnell and then Bobby Jack Wright. The longer this carries on, the more it heads in the direction of number 3, and that seems like what Fisher has wanted all along. Maybe he does us the hilarious big move of elevating Addazio to OC "with playcalling duties".
    16 points
  11. IT said punter transfer Ryan Sanborn from Stanford is visiting this weekend
    15 points
  12. what happened was the ref lost total control of that match and argentina went full conmebol bullshit and was rewarded. f them, f messi. hope croatia fucks their shit up. and of course macklemore is an argentina fan. lol. of fucking course.
    15 points
  13. The other thing that is awesome with these rubes is that they're lamenting the changing landscape of college football while also being completely disconnected with their program's role in the fuckery over the last few cycles. Ritz Bitz went out of his way to trivialize the size and scope of the bag game of his enemies by moving the market for recruits up by a full fucking magnitude shift compared to prior cycles. Now, all of that is coming home to roost in the most heinous ways possible for the program - attrition; a tsunami of negative recruiting against them; teams tampering with their players to fuck with them on their resources for "NIL"; an onslaught of terrible media coverage; the creation of a haves and have nots culture; roster anger over salary imbalance; and everyone else moving the price of poker up significantly thus ruining their notion of moneywhipping the market. It's all delicious.
    15 points
  14. Gerry doing the Lord's work.
    15 points
  15. Someone from our staff must have shown Cooper all the negative posts on Texags
    15 points
  16. "I bet they lose Baxter. After Bijan's talent was completely wasted I feel like it would be easy to flip a running back from them"
    15 points
  17. Loochi says Bobby Petrino is a potential OC option
    14 points
  18. I think the Aggies are secretly trying to kill all of us via schadenfreude overdose.
    13 points
  19. I’ve seen it all. Now soulless, motherless, cock sucking lawyers are looking down on people from other industries. The next time I get a divorce or a car accident I will be sure to show you my McCombs degree so you can look down on me in air quotes while sucking the bottom of my shoes to bill me more hours.
    13 points
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    13 points
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    13 points
  23. Alright boys and girls. I couldn’t find an appropriate topic in short order and created this one pertaining to some old school American meals or restaurants. I apologize in advance if there was a topic already created but I’m three drinks in on the patio after whirlwind business travel for last month. Every small town in Texas and Oklahoma had a damn good cafe that served Old School American dishes. Seems like a dying breed these days. There still are some great ones but not as many as when I was a kid. To start off, here’s Salisbury Steak with Onions. The recipe I’ve used for several years is Ree Drummond’s Salisbury Steak (I’ve tried some of her other recipes and wasn’t wowed but this one has been a staple for several years). Highly recommend: https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a10549/salisbury-steak-mashed-potatoes-and-peas/ Talk about the perfect meal for deer lease or camping. Cooking outside always makes a better meal. I wish you all could have smelled this stage: I wanted green beans with a shit ton of bacon but my wife begged that idea. Oh well…Snow peas it is… Photo of me at Texas deer camps across the state these last thirty years:
    12 points
  24. I'm a middle aged asshole and I can add weight like a champ. These kids just aren't working hard enough. I bet they're not even polishing off two bags of chips a day. Fucking amateurs.
    12 points
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    12 points
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    12 points
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    12 points
  28. When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real
    11 points
  29. Tarp, on the OC search. (In short ... (neck)brace yourselves, Ags ... )
    11 points
  30. I see that the same folks who were experts on airborne respiratory viruses, immunization, and election fraud have now in the past day also become experts in political prisoner swap negotiations among foreign adversaries. Truly amazing!
    11 points
  31. 11 points
  32. The development pitch to Hill is a layup at this point. Come play for a coach that just produced two all-conference LB’s out of a converted safety and a 3-star, or go play for a coach whose entire position room is running from him like he has Ebola.
    11 points
  33. She'll run as an independent, split the Dem vote and guarantee a Rep victory. She's an attention cunt.
    11 points
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