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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/26/25 in Posts

  1. Any motherfucker that sells season tickets to a sheepfucker should immediately have their tickets for next year revoked. I’ve had to deal with annoying Vanderbilt and Arkansas fans the last two games. Quit being a shitty fan.
  2. 14 points
    Were you thinking of renewing your National Parks Pass? So beautiful.
  3. 14 points
    I'm not going to lose sleep over this but another example of nationalism and a desire to kill tourism. The National Parks are substantially hiking (pun intended) entrance fees for non-Americans. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/26/travel/us-national-park-foreign-fees-tourism-hnk Presumably the national parks will now start to ask about someone's citizenship when entering the park. Nothing is as welcoming as a park ranger asking to see your papers like some Gestapo cop. I also imagine that enforcing this policy is going to be the worst part of being a park ranger, who I would imagine are all good people. If I'm reading this right, a foreign tourist family of 4 may show up to Yellowstone expecting a $20 per person fee. Instead of the $80 fee, they will pay $480. Welcome to America.
  4. I laugh so hard about the thought that if they win 1 time that is all of a sudden going to make them “even”.
  5. We're watching the Daytripper episode about Denison, they're going on about Eisenhower and the interstate system. Her, "Is that why they all start with I?"
  6. I’m still here. Went to the Arkansas game with my Son. Last 4-6 weeks have been a blur, as I sold my house and moved into an apartment. I’ve checked on Surly just about daily, just haven’t hardly posted anything but likes to posts. Drove to ABQ to see my Mother today and spend Thanksgiving with her. Hook’em!!!
  7. 12 points
    Fragile, white, and full of shit? “TP” is perfect.
  8. Not a cartoon, but good bull
  9. 11 points
    $55. To feed 10 people a Thanksgiving dinner. Total.
  10. That's Toonces, motherfucker. He drives around all over the town.
  11. Y'all some hoes. I would have asked to play Ohio State, Michigan, Oregon, Oklahoma, ND, Miami, ASU, Indiana, Bama, UGA, LSU, A&M. Give me the best teams of last year and a couple of rivals. F all that, "Waaaa... they didn't play tough teams and we did...waaaaa.. my peepee hurts..." F that. Anybody, Anywhere, Any time. 85 Bears can fuck around and find out. We had a playoff game against Florida and lost. We had playoff game against Ohio State and lost. We had a playoff game against UGA and got our lunch money and girlfriend taken. We already played in the playoffs and got eliminated. F this thread. Win the next game.
  12. 11 points
  13. 10 points
    As someone who travels internationally on the reg, I'm now concerned about a "fuck the Americans" tax being applied in those places. I suppose it's a double win for the admin - keep people like me from getting exposed to dangerous outside ideas by making it economically disadvantageous to travel and keeping out them danged furriners.
  14. Y'all remember way back when Elmo acquired Twitter, his crusade was to eliminate bot accounts and fake accounts? I remember. The man is a laughable joke of a human being, and the day he chokes on his own ketamine-fueled vomit and goes cold will be one of the most important days in modern history.
  15. If our country was still capable of shame, how embarrassing is it that someone close to the President--who knows him well--talks about him to fucking Russians like a fucking child. "Just call and congratulate him on his achievement. Tell him what a big, strong man he is. Maybe tousle his hair a little. He'll agree to anything."
  16. And it turns out he played in that game, haha!
  17. https://247sports.com/player/rocky-cummings-46155040/
  18. Pretty sure Biden had nothing to do with the Reflecting Pool, but sure, let's blame him for the "renovation" that is about to take place. Are we taking bets on what he is going to transform the Mall into? Trump Tower DC? A giant Trump monument? An AI data center? A new Russian embassy?
  19. Wow, and here I thought he was headed to LSU. Berkeley getting on the Lane Train! Damn, the shit people post.
  20. All I care about at this point is beating aggy. After the Florida dick-tripping, I'll be content with a win over our three historical rivals and still being in the playoff conversation until the last week of the season whether we make it or not. It would just be too damn funny to piss in aggy's punchbowl while they are psyching themselves up for a playoff run.
  21. To be fair, I would rather hear "poor aggies"
  22. Georgia election hoax investigation is a wrap, no consequences.
  23. We need to crush these cocksuckers. I'm already tired of listening to them run their mouths in typical aggy fashion. We need to rip their hearts out, stomp on it and light the carcass ablaze. Tech can finish the job by pissing on the ashes in the playoffs.
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  33. Kind of harsh for just posting in the wrong thread.
  34. About a month ago, my wife found out she has breast cancer. We freaked out, of course. But after meeting with doctors, it turned out that she had the best case senario. It was confined to a milk duct and it was detected at the earliest possible time. My wife's family history with cancer is horrible, so she's been doing mammograms and MRIs on a strict schedule, and it was caught. It is what they call "Stage Zero". No chemo or radiation. However, if she chose to just do a lumpectomy, her chances of getting it again in the next 10 years would be 30%, because of her genetic make up. She had genetic testing done years ago. A double mastectomy put her at 1-3%. She opted for the double, I can't blame her. The surgery was monday and it was a great success. She goes back in a couple of weeks for the reconstruction. And yes, she's getting the upgrayyyyed. I've been keeping it together, for the most part. When it comes to big emotions, I'm a bottler. I'm sure it will get out one day, maybe soon. She always tries to get me to "let it out" but I fight it. Just instinct, I guess. I didn't have a bad childhood, where I wasn't allowed to be emotional. I don't know why I'm this way. She's already back to her old self, other than soreness. It's great to see.
  35. 2 national guard members shot near the White House
  36. I think the committee should just take our word for it.
  37. And another option is to just not fucking play them. Like, I love those games...it's really cool shit to play OSU and Michigan and ND and Bama home and road. But in the current playoff focused college football world...it simple doesn't make any sense to, since playing in those games doesn't give you much boost and can only HURT you by losing. The playoffs are littered with teams who didn't play anyone and will skate by regardless. And the Florida loss, bad as it is, wouldn't keep 10-2 Texas out of the playoffs...hell they'd probably be in line for a Home game. They HAD to play Florida. They didn't have to play OSU.
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  39. Please call yourselves TPublicans you fucking imbeciles.
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