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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/27/25 in Posts

  1. You dipshits. There’s no way the committee keeps a 11-5-1 cowboys out of the playoffs
  2. 20 points
    He's still insane.
  3. 16 points
    Do not insult lesbians like that.
  4. 16 points
    We need to make sure we erase anything he does to our national monuments. Including the ballroom of course. We should leave something of his behind, as a reminder of his hideous record, but any changes he makes to previous monuments should be summarily removed. I’m not kidding. That should be on a democrat’s campaign list once dipshit finally rids us of his useless life.
  5. True reason the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor- To stop an aggy college football dynasty
  6. 13 points
    not just insane add deranged, evil and spiraling if the republican senators do not stop him from destroying the architecture of dc, they will take it to their fucking graves /herb brooks
  7. Any motherfucker that sells season tickets to a sheepfucker should immediately have their tickets for next year revoked. I’ve had to deal with annoying Vanderbilt and Arkansas fans the last two games. Quit being a shitty fan.
  8. Also, you know who won back to back national titles in 1944 and 1945? ARMY.
  9. 12 points
    Worst president ever
  10. 11 points
    That one might not be real…
  11. Interesting timing Ukraine may have hit one of Kadryov’s units. In Chechnya.
  12. 11 points
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna246067
  13. I feel extremely lucky actually. This week is my 3 year anniversary of being diagnosed. After that I tried to work part-time for a few months but my lack of fucks was too much to overcome and I decided I was never going to work again. I went through about 18 months of infusion hell and what it bought me was 18 months of the happiest time of my life. I have visited around 20 countries, traveling for months at a time. This is only possible because I drained my retirement accounts and had next to no responsibilities. When I was home I did nothing but smoke weed and play video games. I am a person who has struggled with self acceptance and self hatred my entire life and I completely gave all of that up, it just didn't matter to me anymore and I lived the life I wanted to live. I was extremely unhappy in my worker bee life and getting cancer opened my eyes to just how unhappy I was. Anyway, it's kind of shocking how quickly I'm deteriorating now. 6 weeks ago I was walking around Spain for hours with no significant issues. Earlier this week I felt as though I had ran a marathon for a walk from the parking lot up to the hospital lab, a journey I've easily made well over 100 times the last 3 years, even during the toughest of the chemo days. I'll be moving in with my mom and her husband next week and then I'll probably make the choice to begin hospice pretty soon after that. I thank everyone for the support and this thread is really the only place I talk about this stuff so it's definitely been positive impact on my experience.
  14. An aggy family member explained at Thanksgiving how they should actually be #1 because they've "played a much harder schedule than Ohio State and Indiana." Fucking hell. All you've done is beat Notre Dame and the bottom half of the SEC. How is aggy beating Notre Dame on the road by 1 better than Indiana beating Oregon on the road by 10? And Ohio State is the defending champion and they won a top 5 matchup and have never been challenged since. Of course they're ranked above you. We need to slap the shit out of these delusional assclowns. For America.
  15. Luna has something for that bottle nosed bitch.
  16. 10 points
  17. Spoke with a fairly broad cross-section of people outside my social bubble yesterday and today. Business is bad, and for many the worst it has ever been. We're talkin' no bonuses. We're talkin' laying off great employees. Kids of middle school, high school, and college age are beyond nihilist and zombie-like. Between tariffs and AI, there is no vision for any future in which they're going to feel like productive members of society. Epstein wasn't a big topic, but it was bigger than Charlie Kirk and "political violence." The DC national guard story, even as it was developing yesterday, failed to evoke strong emotions. In fact, there is more outrage about the government's response (collective punishment) than there is over the incident itself.
  18. We are having surprise smoked turkey because someone forgot to turn the oven down from 500
  19. Wordle 1,622 4/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #900 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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  23. Wordle 1,622 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1403 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  24. They misunderstood. He was fired just ‘cause.
  25. “Ukraine is the only country fulfilling NATO’s destiny and we owe them everything.” Hell yes Kasparov. Well said. And Witkoff is just making real estate deals.
  26. I have a MAGA uncle who is on 100% disability due to being fat during Desert Storm when he was stationed in Saudi Arabia and hurting his knees and back. He continually sends letters to my place of employment (bank that he doesn't have an account with) addressed to our CEO because one of our locations in the Lubbock area has a flagpole that doesn't have a flag on it. I guess he just drives around Lubbock all day looking for flag code violations and other things to be mad about.
  27. Texas down 3 players, including 2 guards, and still comes back from 8 down to win the game.
  28. Wordle 1,622 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  30. Patriot doing what it was designed to do.
  31. Wordle 1,622 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #900 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1403 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  32. I would be the most thankful person ever, at levels that have never been seen, with tears in my eyes, if someone came up to me today and said “sir, he’s dead.”
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  36. "You should do a story about me sometime." "Why is that?" "Because I'm so fucking good"
  37. 8 points
  38. No air defense. Once the allies had almost complete control over the skys in World War II, Germany folded within six months. And Speer was much better at keeping things going than Russia is now. I can’t see Russia taking this amount of destruction in critical areas and maintaining the ability to fight this war. I just don’t.
  39. Smoked and fried turkey. Deboned breast with spatchcock is an elite method. Cuts right .
  40. Pretty sure Biden had nothing to do with the Reflecting Pool, but sure, let's blame him for the "renovation" that is about to take place. Are we taking bets on what he is going to transform the Mall into? Trump Tower DC? A giant Trump monument? An AI data center? A new Russian embassy?
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