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17 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

First foray into chili crunch. I'm putting this on everything! Only issue is 110 calories per tbsp and I'm trying to calorie deficit... Any lower calorie alternatives?

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Probably not since calories come from the oil. I'm not aware of any non oil-based chili crisp. Tried looking that up and only came across one on amazon, but it was still 80 calories per tablespoon. If you're only looking for heat, then I'd just use a regular fermented hot sauce, which has almost zero calories. 

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On 2/26/2025 at 7:22 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

First foray into chili crunch. I'm putting this on everything! Only issue is 110 calories per tbsp and I'm trying to calorie deficit... Any lower calorie alternatives?

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Are you using a fucking tablespoon per serving? I'd imagine at most you're adding 30 or so calories using a normal amount per meal. Maybe that's material for your diet, idk.

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

at $15 for a 5 oz bottle, I'll probably have to take your word for it. 

I guess you missed the part of the promo that says a handjob is included with each purchase. Seems like value to me. 

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I just took inventory and I have 17 hot sauces in my refrigerator. Glorious hot sauces. The best hot sauces. So great. And the most expensive is the $8 12oz Cholula. You are outside of your gotdamned mind with a $15 hot sauce that’ll be gone in three uses.

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14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I guess you missed the part of the promo that says a handjob is included with each purchase. Seems like value to me. 

Depends on who's giving the handjob, imo. On one hand, it could be Helobious, who's grip and rip skills are legendary. On the other hand, it might be Helobious. 

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This is pretty good stuff. Nothing crazy heat-wise but good flavor when you want to dial it up a bit from like a habañero offering. 

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5 hours ago, ztejas said:

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This is pretty good stuff. Nothing crazy heat-wise but good flavor when you want to dial it up a bit from like a habañero offering. 

Really good. Yeah, has a kick but tastes good. I think that's the goldilocks. Anyone can just make hot hot sauce. I want heat and flavor and they are good at that. 

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6 hours ago, pops said:

Really good. Yeah, has a kick but tastes good. I think that's the goldilocks. Anyone can just make hot hot sauce. I want heat and flavor and they are good at that. 

They’re good at it because they stole the entire business out from under Marie Sharp. 

 

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5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

They’re good at it because they stole the entire business out from under Marie Sharp. 

 

Never knew that story. Wish marie sharps was as easy to procure. 

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Anybody do wings with different hot sauces?  Sauce + butter + chicken.  I like Valentina's but it's not very spicy (and I'm no chile-head).  Yeah, I've done all the Frank's and basic Tobasco variants.  Any go-tos I should try next?

Ghost peppers need not apply.  MAYBE habaneros at the most.

Now that I think about it, a good habanero-citrus sauce might be delicious.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Anybody do wings with different hot sauces?  Sauce + butter + chicken.  I like Valentina's but it's not very spicy (and I'm no chile-head).  Yeah, I've done all the Frank's and basic Tobasco variants.  Any go-tos I should try next?

Ghost peppers need not apply.  MAYBE habaneros at the most.

Now that I think about it, a good habanero-citrus sauce might be delicious.

I really like the yellowbird habanero.  Cut that with some butter, honey and a squeeze of lime and youre cooking with gas.  

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2 minutes ago, pops said:

I really like the yellowbird habanero.  Cut that with some butter, honey and a squeeze of lime and youre cooking with gas.  

I got my daughter a 3-pack of Yellowbird sauces for XMas.  I'll try that one.

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