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Is this the weird shit thread?

I never thought I would be writing a post like this. It was July of 1995. I was working at a ranch near San Saba for the summer. The rancher's daughter, Misty, was supposed to be away at cheerleader camp, but she was sent home because her breasts were too big. It had been a hard day of work, and I had gone to the river for a swim. That is when Misty walked up. She had a box of wine in one hand, and some baby oil in the other. Yada yada yada......the alien spaceship killed everyone but me, because I hid in the stable. I've never spoken of these events until this very moment. I hope you can show me some compassion and understanding. 

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