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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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He's extremely low energy.  He does not want to be there, it's like he got tapped to deliver some kind of address to a local luncheon with 20 or 30 people.

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump wants quick trials and executions for drug dealers.

 

Within a day

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

first tweet I see. for the love god, someone explain the constitution to these dumb fucks ........

You might as well try and explain free speech to Elon Musk.

Trump wants to get rid of B-52s, not understanding why they are so fucking good.

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

His crowd is not nearly as enthusiastic as his past rallies.  

The only thing I’ve ever agreed on is the swamp drainage. Just not him.

Rebuilt the military? Lol 

1 minute ago, troph said:

The rare times he read from a prompter he sounded the same. He had a few very serious speeches where he followed his advisors’ script when in the WH and it sounded the same. He will rant and rave soon enough. 

He's beat up.  He knows all the people that didn't show.  He knows his favorite daughter/fantasy fuck and her hubby, his top advisor are about as out as it gets.  I mean, when you lose Matt Gaetz?

Now he's bitching that Bush and Clinton and Obama didn't have their houses raided.

When does the bomb drop that this defacated human is back on twitter? I might quit the fucking internet when that happens...not if, WHEN.

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Interesting.  The announcement is at 9pm.  It's 8:48pm on the weather map:

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FIFY.

He's completely off his usual tone.  It's weird. 

The prose of the speech is horrible but it's hitting several key points that his base wants to hear about.  It's actually not godawfully done.  It sounds insane, but it's not the worse pro-GOP speech I've ever heard.  But the weird overarching narrative is it sounds like it's from 2016.  Like if you forget that he was President for 4 years a massively prominent public leader for another 2 after that, it's really not that shitty.  But if you put it through the lens of how you know he usually speaks at rallies PLUS that he was actually the fucking President...it's surreal.  I guess it's intentional that he disconnects himself from his time in office because it cost his party 3 straight elections.  

This is fucking bizarre.  It's not the cultish train wreck I was hoping for, it's more Dali-esque.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

He will rant and rave soon enough. 

he's been doing rallies every few weeks for the past 6 years so it's not like he's out of practice.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Now he's bitching that Bush and Clinton and Obama didn't have their houses raided.

Someone raided his hair though.

13 minutes ago, bluto said:

Fox News has huckabee on “if he stays on message like that, he’s unbeatable in 24, r or d won’t be able to touch him”

LOL.  He wouldn't be able to "stay on message" if his life depended on it.

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

He's completely off his usual tone.  It's weird. 

He must be drugged to hell and back.

Only same-day voting and only paper ballots.  Trump thinks he has that power.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

So uh…does he not get indicted now?  

an atty on twitter that claimed to know something about the process of investigating a former president (i don't know much more context) said that this announcement will actually have the opposite effect.  i'll see if i can dig up an explanation or maybe someone here can chime in.

National Greatness Agenda.  

 

Are we getting hats for the tailgate?  

seriously, MAGA wasn't bad.  It was catchy and original.  Now he's going with NAGA?  National American Greatness Agenda?  How do the blacks for Trump feel about this?  Seriously?  They had two years and came up with NAGA?  Is it a soft "A" on the end?  

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You know who says our country is a laughing stock?  

Russia state media.   In between clips of them bitching about weapons.

Where are his kids? Weird? Maybe they don’t want spray tan on their clothes?

Bitching about Al Capone.

Comparisons to Al Capone, Billy the Kid, and Jesse James.

Hard to believe Billy the Kid and Jesse James weren't served more by the FBI like Eric Trump.  Considering how prominent the FBI were back then.  

Seriously.  He;s calling It NAGA?  What the fuck?  We're not talking about that?  National American Great Agenda. 

What the fucK? 

also, Trump says he started our space program.  Also weird he didn't mention abortion.

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Where are his kids? Weird? Maybe they don’t want spray tan on their clothes?

I saw that dipshit Eric mouth-breathing in the corner earlier

Saving our country means planting our flag on Mars.

And the Mars talk is probably kissing the ass of Elon Musk.

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

an atty on twitter that claimed to know something about the process of investigating a former president (i don't know much more context) said that this announcement will actually have the opposite effect.  i'll see if i can dig up an explanation or maybe someone here can chime in.

Was he verified. I don’t believe anyone that isn’t verified. It’s only $8/mo now. 

Make him do the dance!  The one where he looks like he's jerking off two ghosts!  DO IT! do the dance 

 

holy shit, that crowd shot.  No wonder he was off tone tonight.  That is not his usual bumblefuck trailer trash crowd.  There's some well-made suits in that audience. 

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MAPA

MAWA

MASA

MAPA redux

MASA redux

MAGA redux

MAGA redux redux

Melania looks like a new round of botox happened and that she definitely doesn't want to be there.

Just now, YGIFS said:

Make him do the dance!  The one where he looks like he's jerking off two ghosts!  DO IT! do the dance 

We only got a half-hearted one-handed jerk out of him. Low energy, indeed. 

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

an atty on twitter that claimed to know something about the process of investigating a former president (i don't know much more context) said that this announcement will actually have the opposite effect.  i'll see if i can dig up an explanation or maybe someone here can chime in.

ok found the tweet but not much info. 

 

The soul of the Republican Party is at stake. Faustian bargain and such. Watching Fox backtrack out of their footsteps like that kid in the Shining is hilarious.

$50 and my record collection (and I have immaculate taste) says the Bowie estate files a Cease & Desist order with his campaign by the end of the business week.  Sam & Dave may not give a shit, but no way Bowie's family goes for this.  

Also, Blacks for Trump, Hispanics for Trump, and Asians for Trump must have not made it inside.  Christ, that crowd is white even for Palm Beach.  

also, for those scoring at home...one "biker dude" in biker vest.  He's actually security as you can see by his posture tell.  

This was just fucking weird.  Wasn't the shitshow I was hoping for and certainly wasn't the "pump up the volume" deal he was pre-marketing.  It was another guy from another era in another election race or some shit.  I dunno.  I'll let my in-laws spin it their way this weekend at Thanksgiving.  But just surreal.  

9 minutes ago, troph said:

The assumes actual self awareness. He has none. 

He knows when people diss him.  He's the most petty bitch of all time.  That he definitely knows.  

So American Bin Laden announced another fatwa against America? Cool.

I’ve actively avoided hearing even a second of that demonically possessed evangelical whisper since 1/6 and my life is better for it. I appreciate all of you taking the mental and spiritual health hit to keep me informed.

So uh…does he not get indicted now? 
apparently Facebook says that trump is not allowed to be fact checked because he’s a politician now. 

1. He was never getting indicted.

2. Get the fuck off Facebook.
4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


1. He was never getting indicted.

2. Get the fuck off Facebook.

Is anyone on FB anymore?

Why does he need to do this? Fear of his own voters or dirt Trump has on ladybugs?

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