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Y'all keep talking shit about Ted!!

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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It's Ted's world and we are just living in it

Where's your manbun savior now LaRussa?

mike fiers getting name-checked (for giving up a 487 foot homer).

Glad Tucker isn’t hitting 7th. I’d like to see 2nd. 
Altuve, Tucker, Correa, Yordan, Bregman, Brantley, Gurriel, Myers, Maldonado. That’s probably your most “by the book” lineup.  Basically best hitter 2nd. Best hitter with speed 1st, next best hitter 4th, then 3rd, then in order from 5-9 with alternating L/R if it’s close. I’d be fine with Yordan 2nd and tucker 4th. Yordan might be our best hitter but it’s close. 
Brantley is the all star version of the old school 2nd hitter situational and bat handler guy. 
but really it’s all pretty random. Order doesn’t matter near as much as who is in the actual lineup. 

Hallion should  be replaced with an iPad between pitches.

clearly a fucking strike, cmon

such bullshit

Christ.  We're gonna be here until midnight, aren't we?

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Those gals behind the left batter’s box are pros, right? 

been thinking that brunette is for sure

Hard to imagine there’s anyone out there other than the umps who still think it shouldn’t be a computer

Fucking clown show gifting them 2 runs. Why anyone can argue against robot umps is fucking so far beyond me. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Those gals behind the left batter’s box are pros, right? 

rules?

So help me if we torch this game after the happenings yesterday I’m going to kill a homeless person. 

Fuck killing some innocent homeless person.  Just throw Tom Hallion into a well, make sure he hydrates his skin, and make a suit out of him.

Also, lest we forget, fuck you for walking the leadoff hitter, Garcia.

Amazing how one blown strike call by the umo affect a game.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

These fucking umps are fucking us hard.  

All year long. Someone had a graphic from the people that compile this shit and the Astros were far and away nobody even close to getting fucked the hardest by the umps. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Amazing how one blown strike call by the umo affect a game.

It’s a hidden thing that doesn’t show up in the box score. Like not calling holding. 

If MLB had any balls they'd pull Hallion for incompetence during this pitching change. That was criminal. 

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