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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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I really wanted a 10 run inning to shut these idiots up, but a run out two here and there still add up, and it's like death by a thousand cuts. As long as our pen does its job, I like this show painful death. 

Why do they have the chicago bulls play by play announcer, a former white sox player, and la russa's former player in st. louis on a unbiased national broadcast?

Just now, dr99 said:

Why do they have the chicago bulls play by play announcer, a former white sox player, and la russa's former player in st. louis on a unbiased national broadcast?

 

they're fucking bad

Good inning Maton.

Mows them down.

Dusty said his prayers so far. He just got 6 up and 6 down from Yimi and Phil.

He's been good so far in the playoffs.  I'm starting to not be nervous when he comes out of the bullpen.

El Maton is spanish for killer.

 

let's add on please. 

this still feels like a one-run game to my ass cheeks.

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

Why do they have the chicago bulls play by play announcer, a former white sox player, and la russa's former player in st. louis on a unbiased national broadcast?

Got mine synced up with Ford and Sparks. It's great.

2 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Why do they have the chicago bulls play by play announcer, a former white sox player, and la russa's former player in st. louis on a unbiased national broadcast?

Adam Amin used to be all over LHN back in the day 

Just now, Gourmand said:

let's add on please. 

this still feels like a one-run game to my ass cheeks.

Shit we throw 1 ball and my blood pressure starts to lose it.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Got mine synced up with Ford and Sparks. It's great.

Were you listening to the intro music coming out of the break when Yimi was announced? LULZ.

 

Lineup is too deep.

we’ve seen too much of their relievers.

I see 3-4 more runs for the good guys 

 

 

Edit: maybe 5-6 if they keep walking guys and can’t get us out on 30’ dribblers 

Edited by UTexasFight

When our middle relievers go 6 outs with no damage in a 5-1 game I start to enjoy my beers.

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Get it to Stanek/Graveman/Pressly

With a double-digit lead.

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

When our middle relievers go 6 outs with no damage in a 5-1 game I start to enjoy my beers.

Plz make LaRussa pay for leaving Bummer in.

my favorite part of astros games are when the announcers start in on the "you know, the white sox are still a really good team..." and then start talking about their future.

also i liked that wainwright called ajp a knucklehead.  he's just saying what we're all thinking.

Fuck. Wasted a chance to put this game away

4 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

When our middle relievers go 6 outs with no damage in a 5-1 game I start to enjoy my beers.

let's not start sucking each other's dicks now cmon

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

let's not start sucking each other's dicks now cmon

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7 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

When our middle relievers go 6 outs with no damage in a 5-1 game I start to enjoy my beers.

pulp fiction you sending the wolf GIF

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Interesting choice to leave Maton in

yeah but he hasn't pitched since gm 1 right?

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Interesting choice to leave Maton in

3 Lefties in a row. Maton is a reverse split guy.

Great appearance Phil!!!

 

Let's go Stanek. Just need you to get 1.

Edited by HtownHorn

LOL those dumbasses finally got a hit and they are singing hey hey goodbye.

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

These announcers are a fucking beating 

And they need one.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

LOL those dumbasses finally got a hit and they are singing hey hey goodbye.

I heard that and chuckled at my desk. Ha!  Good job morons.

17 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Were you listening to the intro music coming out of the break when Yimi was announced? LULZ.

 

bump music on astros radio is really great

Just now, elfenix said:

stanek coming in for 4

Depends. You need 7 outs and you have a rested Stanek, Graveman, and Pressly. Go attack the zone please.

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