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On 2/6/2025 at 4:19 PM, nnm said:

This one?  It had his dog!  The punch was absolutely justified.

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Kangaroos appear to be assholes.

 

That kid did square up

 

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1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

But yes, a study showed California squirrels are eating meat now.

 It’s been nice (not really) knowing y’all. 

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2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

But yes, a study showed California squirrels are eating meat now.

The little bastards have been eating copper for years. They're rats with good PR.

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Was peeping out of our dining room window one early morning recently and saw a skunk scurrying off with what looked to be a rat by the tail in its mouth. 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

The little bastards have been eating copper for years. They're rats with good PR.

100%

My wife talks about how cute they are, just after watching them gnaw our back patio welcome mat and seat cushions.

Meanwhile, I like birds. I recently put a bird feeder out on an extended pole from our 2nd story deck. I greased the pole in the hopes the little fluff rats would just try it.

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8 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

100%

My wife talks about how cute they are, just after watching them gnaw our back patio welcome mat and seat cushions.

Meanwhile, I like birds. I recently put a bird feeder out on an extended pole from our 2nd story deck. I greased the pole in the hopes the little fluff rats would just try it.

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11 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro. 

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11 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro. 

I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. 

Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense. 

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28 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro. 

I mean the thing I posted, these fucks aren’t just in survival mode they’re evil

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17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. 

Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense. 

She literally did it to put herself at ease and try to have some kind of control over the situation. I didn’t wanna hear it anymore. 

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7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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I was in the garage one night working on my truck wearing flip flops when I felt something furry drag across the back of my foot. 

I looked down and it was a tarantula hawk dragging a tarantula. I got the broom and swept them out of the garage. The tarantula hawk spent the next hour flying around the garage looking for it's meal. I'd swing the broom at it and it would fly off for a bit and then come back. I didn't get much work on the truck done.

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