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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you mean "on the shitter"? 

I'm not picky. Shower, shitter, wherever the lord takes him. Although I'm doubting he can shower or shit on his own. I feel really, really bad for his home health nurse. The smell alone. Can you Imagine? I would rather inhale methane from a deceased body. 

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When Elko inevitably passes on in the next 3 years, I want aggy to promote Holmon Wiggins to active HC just for the lulz and their misery. Or they could pump him up like they did their baseball coach who took the number 1 team and dismantled it. But he was the real architect behind their success. We just missed it. Schloss was just the helicopter coach, not a "real" coach. 

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59 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Of course our large money donors whisper to random aggy insurance agents about their finances, NIL, etc. Clearly, a strongly worded letter is in order for our donors.

It is beyond amazing what these guys make up.

I'm hearing the local College Station buffets have a Not Allowed poster of Elko taped on the door? Any ideas?

Wiggins is a top 3 type OC - this hire has got NC all over it - book it. We should tap into the aggy whisper network to confirm this.

Getting bounced/losing first round in the CFP makes some aggy poster (this is real - just too lazy to find it) very concerned on their NC title this year. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Lol went over and read that….. seems every single call that doesnt go as they believe it should is some aggy bias, esipn or whatever they call it conspiracy theory to keep aggy down….the little brother’ing is deep over there!

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5 hours ago, Babytime said:

Amazing stuff.

 

The ‘liberal media’.  I’m not sure that exist as every major network, including ESPN via Disney, has bent the knee to our president.  The delusion is thick.

Not sure the right or left media gives two fucks about NCAAF

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WWI had American troops for less than 2 years- war declared April 1917 and armistice signed November 1918. 
 

WW2 had American troops from 1942 to 1945.  
 

discounting the war efforts of all the would-be longhorns, as they do, you could strike maybe 6 seasons off of the record because of war. But how can they claim a national title in 1919 on the heels of winning ww1, did guys de-enlist?

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30 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sure Jan. Look at this self confessed t-shirt fan

 

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Freaking stolen valor. Was the blood of soldiers from UT, or SMU, or TCU, or TTU, or Rice, or any other school in the country, less valorous than that of Aggies?  That makes me sick. 
And Aggies are too lazy to check the W/L and MNC records of actual military academies at the same time Aggie says they couldn’t be good at football. 

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The World Wars argument falls apart for Aggie fans when someone points out that West Point won championships in 1944 and 1945. This was during a time when West Point graduated classes early to get them into the war.

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25 minutes ago, Danimal said:

The World Wars argument falls apart for Aggie fans when someone points out that West Point won championships in 1944 and 1945. This was during a time when West Point graduated classes early to get them into the war.

That's not what they told me in fish camp

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43 minutes ago, Danimal said:

The World Wars argument falls apart for Aggie fans when someone points out that West Point won championships in 1944 and 1945. This was during a time when West Point graduated classes early to get them into the war.

The 'all male military school' excuse from aggie is strange, since the only thing they've done in the history of college football that matters happened when they were an all male military school.

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1 hour ago, Danimal said:

The World Wars argument falls apart for Aggie fans when someone points out that West Point won championships in 1944 and 1945. This was during a time when West Point graduated classes early to get them into the war.

Danimal, if you only look at the time period between 1991 and 1994, reverse the order of the numbers, divide by 7, and find the square root, they’ve won all the games against us.

And let’s not even bring 2012-2023 into the picture. They would’ve won all those games. 

And I heard of a family who had a new baby on December 2.  Texas has never beaten A&M in that baby’s lifetime. It’s a competitive series.

Stupid sip!
 

 

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13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Danimal, if you only look at the time period between 1991 and 1994, reverse the order of the numbers, divide by 7, and find the square root, they’ve won all the games against us.

And let’s not even bring 2012-2023 into the picture. They would’ve won all those games. 

And I heard of a family who had a new baby on December 2.  Texas has never beaten A&M in that baby’s lifetime. It’s a competitive series.

Stupid sip!
 

 

On two separate occasions in a discussion with an aggie, I have heard with my own ears the claim that they would have won every game against Texas from 2012-2023. I had one guy start to get both vehement and visibly angry when I mocked his nonsense with “yeah, I know, you guys are undefeated in all of the games you never played. The aggies are absolute badasses in alternate universes that only you can conjure. “

They fervently believe that nonsense. It’s something to behold. 

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Posted (edited)

They were equally sure they’d win the 2011, 2024, and 2025 games right up until those games got played.  And should be reminded of that.  Probably up until the final minute of each game,  actually.   That’s when they produce the excuses. 

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24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They were equally sure they’d win the 2011, 2024, and 2025 games right up until those games got played.  And should be reminded of that.  Probably up until the final minute of each game,  actually.   That’s when they produce the excuses. 

In public, they whine that we and/or some other evil force cheated them. In private, they ask themselves why they're perpetual losers. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Rholl said:

the little brother’ing is deep over there!

Their answer the last few years about being "little brother" is that people don't realize that A&M opened its doors 7 years (or whatever) before we did. They think that's a real zinger. Should shut all those shit-talking t.u. mouths!

Fucking morons think the nickname has something to do with relative age rather than relative station in the world. Their answer confirms how small they are.

Personally, I won't call a stalker "little brother" even if the stalker isn't particularly threatening. They've become more virulent since their stint of shady success under Sherrill then his bagman. Thought they had a new world order going there for a while. Nope.

To be clear, I talk about the TexAggies not the increasing number of 2%ers who may save the place.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They were equally sure they’d win the 2011, 2024, and 2025 games right up until those games got played.  And should be reminded of that.  Probably up until the final minute of each game,  actually.   That’s when they produce the excuses. 

Are we sure they don’t claim wins over us those years on their wall?

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They were equally sure they’d win the 2011, 2024, and 2025 games right up until those games got played.  And should be reminded of that.  Probably up until the final minute of each game,  actually.   That’s when they produce the excuses. 

As they were leaving the game early the day after Thanksgiving, I was assured they were still better than us since they were going to the playoffs. Got a few horns down from them. They were mad mad  

Unfortunately for them, I believe their last win was against Samford. Sounds like a brand of ham or something. 

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

WWI had American troops for less than 2 years- war declared April 1917 and armistice signed November 1918. 
 

WW2 had American troops from 1942 to 1945.  
 

discounting the war efforts of all the would-be longhorns, as they do, you could strike maybe 6 seasons off of the record because of war. But how can they claim a national title in 1919 on the heels of winning ww1, did guys de-enlist?

It makes perfect sense when you realize that they volunteered to the Waffen SS in 39.

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3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Danimal, if you only look at the time period between 1991 and 1994, reverse the order of the numbers, divide by 7, and find the square root, they’ve won all the games against us.

And let’s not even bring 2012-2023 into the picture. They would’ve won all those games. 

And I heard of a family who had a new baby on December 2.  Texas has never beaten A&M in that baby’s lifetime. It’s a competitive series.

Stupid sip!
 

 

The standard refrain from A&M fans was always "Well, we lead the series since 1984", followed by some contrived justification for '84 being an important year or whatever. Or 1975 from some of the older aggy fans.

But they don't even have that anymore. There is now NO year after which A&M leads the rivalry, for the first time in a long time. That more than anything is indicative of how one-sided the Lone Star Showdown has become.

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How does this work with their BS code about lie cheat steal or whatever...

Through 2024:

The Sun Devils athletic department has now been penalized 10 times by the NCAA for major infractions, according to the NCAA Legislative Services database, tying SMU for the top spot on the list. No other school has been penalized more in the history of the NCAA.

Texas A&M is third, with nine penalties, with a slew of schools right behind the Aggies with eight (Auburn, Baylor, Florida State, Alabama, Memphis, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Wichita State).

https://sports.yahoo.com/arizona-state-now-most-penalized-190929163.html

Aggie led this metric for quite a few years iifc.

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Here is the reverse cumulative record after this year. Spoilered for length:

 

Spoiler

Texas vs. Texas A&M — counting backward by year

 

 

(Cumulative record from that year → present)

Year

Cumulative leader

Game result

Cumulative record

2025

Texas

Texas win

1–0–0

2024

Texas

Texas win

2–0–0

2011

Texas

Texas win

3–0–0

2010

Texas

Texas A&M win

3–1–0

2009

Texas

Texas win

4–1–0

2008

Texas

Texas win

5–1–0

2007

Texas

Texas A&M win

5–2–0

2006

Texas

Texas A&M win

5–3–0

2005

Texas

Texas win

6–3–0

2004

Texas

Texas win

7–3–0

2003

Texas

Texas win

8–3–0

2002

Texas

Texas win

9–3–0

2001

Texas

Texas win

10–3–0

2000

Texas

Texas win

11–3–0

1999

Texas

Texas A&M win

11–4–0

1998

Texas

Texas win

12–4–0

1997

Texas

Texas A&M win

12–5–0

1996

Texas

Texas win

13–5–0

1995

Texas

Texas win

14–5–0

1994

Texas

Texas A&M win

14–6–0

1993

Texas

Texas A&M win

14–7–0

1992

Texas

Texas A&M win

14–8–0

1991

Texas

Texas A&M win

14–9–0

1990

Texas

Texas win

15–9–0

1989

Texas

Texas A&M win

15–10–0

1988

Texas

Texas A&M win

15–11–0

1987

Texas

Texas A&M win

15–12–0

1986

Texas

Texas A&M win

15–13–0

1985

Texas

Texas A&M win

15–14–0

1984

Tie

Texas A&M win

15–15–0

1983

Texas

Texas win

16–15–0

1982

Texas

Texas win

17–15–0

1981

Texas

Texas win

18–15–0

1980

Texas

Texas A&M win

18–16–0

1979

Texas

Texas A&M win

18–17–0

1978

Texas

Texas win

19–17–0

1977

Texas

Texas win

20–17–0

1976

Texas

Texas A&M win

20–18–0

1975

Texas

Texas A&M win

20–19–0

1974

Texas

Texas win

21–19–0

1973

Texas

Texas win

22–19–0

1972

Texas

Texas win

23–19–0

1971

Texas

Texas win

24–19–0

1970

Texas

Texas win

25–19–0

1969

Texas

Texas win

26–19–0

1968

Texas

Texas win

27–19–0

1967

Texas

Texas A&M win

27–20–0

1966

Texas

Texas win

28–20–0

1965

Texas

Texas win

29–20–0

1964

Texas

Texas win

30–20–0

1963

Texas

Texas win

31–20–0

1962

Texas

Texas win

32–20–0

1961

Texas

Texas win

33–20–0

1960

Texas

Texas win

34–20–0

1959

Texas

Texas win

35–20–0

1958

Texas

Texas win

36–20–0

1957

Texas

Texas win

37–20–0

1956

Texas

Texas A&M win

37–21–0

1955

Texas

Texas win

38–21–0

1954

Texas

Texas win

39–21–0

1953

Texas

Texas win

40–21–0

1952

Texas

Texas win

41–21–0

1951

Texas

Texas A&M win

41–22–0

1950

Texas

Texas win

42–22–0

1949

Texas

Texas win

43–22–0

1948

Texas

Tie

43–22–1

1947

Texas

Texas win

44–22–1

1946

Texas

Texas win

45–22–1

1945

Texas

Texas win

46–22–1

1944

Texas

Texas win

47–22–1

1943

Texas

Texas win

48–22–1

1942

Texas

Texas win

49–22–1

1941

Texas

Texas win

50–22–1

1940

Texas

Texas win

51–22–1

1939

Texas

Texas A&M win

51–23–1

1938

Texas

Texas win

52–23–1

1937

Texas

Texas A&M win

52–24–1

1936

Texas

Texas win

53–24–1

1935

Texas

Texas A&M win

53–25–1

1934

Texas

Texas win

54–25–1

1933

Texas

Tie

54–25–2

1932

Texas

Texas win

55–25–2

1931

Texas

Texas A&M win

55–26–2

1930

Texas

Texas win

56–26–2

1929

Texas

Texas A&M win

56–27–2

1928

Texas

Texas win

57–27–2

1927

Texas

Texas A&M win

57–28–2

1926

Texas

Texas win

58–28–2

1925

Texas

Texas A&M win

58–29–2

1924

Texas

Texas win

59–29–2

1923

Texas

Texas win

60–29–2

1922

Texas

Texas A&M win

60–30–2

1921

Texas

Tie

60–30–3

1920

Texas

Texas win

61–30–3

1919

Texas

Texas A&M win

61–31–3

1918

Texas

Texas win

62–31–3

1917

Texas

Texas A&M win

62–32–3

1916

Texas

Texas win

63–32–3

1915

Texas

Texas A&M win

63–33–3

1911

Texas

Texas win

64–33–3

1910

Texas

Texas A&M win

64–34–3

1909

Texas

Texas A&M win (×2)

64–36–3

1908

Texas

Texas win (×2)

66–36–3

1907

Texas

Texas win + tie

67–36–4

1906

Texas

Texas win

68–36–4

1905

Texas

Texas win

69–36–4

1904

Texas

Texas win

70–36–4

1903

Texas

Texas win

71–36–4

1902

Texas

Texas A&M win + tie

71–37–5

1901

Texas

Texas win (×2)

73–37–5

1900

Texas

Texas win (×2)

75–37–5

1899

Texas

Texas win

76–37–5

1898

Texas

Texas win

77–37–5

1894

Texas

Texas win

78–37–5

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, LOHorn said:

Here it is back to 1970, with the rest spoilered. Sorry if the formatting is weird.   

Texas vs. Texas A&M — counting backward by year

 

Just in case anyone is sauced (I know, highly unlikely with this group), the cumulative didn't sort.  So the cumulative for 2025 is at 1894. Thanks for that info @LOHorn. I can check if it was as bad as I recall for my attendance years ...

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1 minute ago, hornlife said:

Just in case anyone is sauced (I know, highly unlikely with this group), the cumulative didn't sort.  So the cumulative for 2025 is at 1894. Thanks for that info @LOHorn. I can check if it was as bad as I recall for my attendance years ...

It’s a reverse cumulative, so the 1894 should be the total and this year 1-0. Is that not displaying?

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1 hour ago, LOHorn said:

It’s a reverse cumulative, so the 1894 should be the total and this year 1-0. Is that not displaying?

Not for me but easy for people to figure it out. And ouch my time at Texas, we were 2-4 against them - Mackovic and I  think one year of another coach prior to him ( David McWilliams or something?).

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I didn't realize we'd finally tilted the modern W/L back in our favor. 

Satya giving the board a fun positive fact is the real Christmas miracle!

It's actually relatively rare for a rivalry as old as Texas vs. A&M to be so lopsided that one team can't claim a winning record after ANY year.

Even Bedlam is technically 1-0 in Okie Lite's favour since 2023. 

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