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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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That guy is one of the biggest aggy idiots on the Rant, which is saying a lot.

Yes, Alabama clearly didn't want Coleman or Smothers, they're not good players.

18 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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Maybe they should be more desperate?

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On 1/10/2026 at 10:12 AM, LordNeckbeard said:

I was trying to create more hilarious AI slop to taunt them with and inadvertently created something far more hilarious:

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It eventually worked after I convinced it I was just using it to taunt adult children.

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So, LordNeckbeard, about the transitive property input you gave (excerpt below) ... umm ...

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Blumpkinator Dong is about the most fitting handle I’ve ever seen and @immamac should change bo&w’s handle to that permanently.

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15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

So, LordNeckbeard, about the transitive property input you gave (excerpt below) ... umm ...

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I think that was supposed to be aggy logic for how staying close to miami meant that they're good? Is that anything?

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Absolute fucking psychopaths. Literally. Typing in caps you hope a player dies because he didn't choose your school? Wow. MBG shoukd be all over this. What in the actual fuck? If we actively hoped anyone would die that person would get negged into oblivion. Unhinged, psychopathic retards.

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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The complete absence of a shred of self awareness never ceases to amaze me

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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Oh, so now we're dropping $4 mil for a RB? And did Raleek Brown get $8 mil? Cam Coleman get $56 mil and incentives? Jesus fuck fans are retards sometimes. A lot of times, actually.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

I think that was supposed to be aggy logic for how staying close to miami meant that they're good? Is that anything?

Ahhh ... you're right, thanks - well done, Lord NB!

48 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I gotta say, the self awareness in the beginning of the post makes me think Billy is pretty rattled.

You can tell he's been battered. He can't even bring himself to make even the slightest sarcastic comment about it. He just accepts the defeat. It's actually astonishing. I'm not sure we've seen that Billy before. Cam Coleman broke him.

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Looch better have a good stash of Metamucil:

“There comes a time when you credit the adversary and keep things moving”

I’d argue Horton was always their best possible outcome at WR. Coleman has eyes. He saw the way Arch was playing, and he also saw 8 turnovers in 3 games from Reed just like everybody else.

I guess finishing second for Coleman as a recruit and the Brauny/Looch bullshit updates fed the echo chamber of false hope.

35 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d argue Horton was always their best possible outcome at WR. Coleman has eyes. He saw the way Arch was playing, and he also saw 8 turnovers in 3 games from Reed just like everybody else.

I guess finishing second for Coleman as a recruit and the Brauny/Looch bullshit updates fed the echo chamber of false hope.

They actually finished 4th per Gerry. It was Texas, Tech, Alabama and then ATM.

41 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d argue Horton was always their best possible outcome at WR. Coleman has eyes. He saw the way Arch was playing, and he also saw 8 turnovers in 3 games from Reed just like everybody else.

I guess finishing second for Coleman as a recruit and the Brauny/Looch bullshit updates fed the echo chamber of false hope.

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes you think they finished second?

Last I checked, there's no Las Brisas in College Station.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They actually finished 4th per Gerry. It was Texas, Tech, Alabama and then ATM.

I could have phrased that better. aggy probably finished second for Coleman when he signed as a recruit in 2024. He was committed to aggy about 6 months as a high school senior. And I imagine Wiggins recruited Coleman while he was at Bama. That’s just enough reasoning for aggy to believe they were leader for Coleman when he went in the portal.

Those are some of the most ill-informed, delusional, revisionist sports fans you could ever come across.

In other words, aggies.

28 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Yes, yes. That was NIL when you got the number one class. Wait. Jimbo said it wasn’t.

Oh, right, it was illegally buying players, just like every other period of “success” in Texas A&M history. Like when Jackie and RC were cheating. And Charlie Moran was cheating. The oldest aggy turdition. Keep crying, boys.

And Elko “one upped” us by losing to us again and making the playoff by virtue of beating the worst SEC schedule in history

Pooooooooooor Aggies.

"They have friends in the media" despite aggy having hosted College Gameday almost twice as many times as Texas. I do not feel sorry for them that every time they get a chance to break out, they make an embarrassment of themselves.

I like what they did at Oline and Horton’s a damn good WR. They just didn’t address their biggest weakness: QB.

Just now, Debris said:

I like what they did at Oline

I’ll believe it when I see it. A lot of those SEC OL they took weren’t that great in the first place.

35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, yes. That was NIL when you got the number one class. Wait. Jimbo said it wasn’t.

Oh, right, it was illegally buying players, just like every other period of “success” in Texas A&M history. Like when Jackie and RC were cheating. And Charlie Moran was cheating. The oldest aggy turdition. Keep crying, boys.

And Elko “one upped” us by losing to us again and making the playoff by virtue of beating the worst SEC schedule in history

Pooooooooooor Aggies.

But what about the honor code?

27 minutes ago, Debris said:

I like what they did at Oline and Horton’s a damn good WR. They just didn’t address their biggest weakness: QB.

Agreed on Horton. They need a big WR that can go up and get it on Reed’s wounded duck passes. Should continue the aggy WR tradition of excelling at catching bad passes.

That said, Coleman probably has a Mike Evans like season at aggy. Very happy to deny them that.

As always they’re more worried about quantity in the front 7 and OL. It’s largely worked out. Cassius Howell was a great find. Scooby played well for a guy they got off the trash heap. Reed-Adams was a damned good iOL they picked up from KU.

42 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Agreed on Horton. They need a big WR that can go up and get it on Reed’s wounded duck passes. Should continue the aggy WR tradition of excelling at catching bad passes.

That said, Coleman probably has a Mike Evans like season at aggy. Very happy to deny them that.

As always they’re more worried about quantity in the front 7 and OL. It’s largely worked out. Cassius Howell was a great find. Scooby played well for a guy they got off the trash heap. Reed-Adams was a damned good iOL they picked up from KU.

Those guys were good against shitty competition. When the competition got better their stats dissapeared.

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