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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Well, sounds like you have it figured out you dumbshit.

This is just one reason these aholes were banished to Collie Island.

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surely they can tap all of that CEO money that's "theirs"...all of that "highest starting salaries for graduates in all the land" money.

I love it when actual reality hits head long into aggy reality

Just have Johnny Crackhead sign autographs. They can raise that much in a weekend. 

What’s the precedent on something like this, if any?   Overspend on a fancy awkward looking stadium, overpay an aging rape enabling coach, and try and grow the student body at a tremendous rate as a fuck you to the rival school...then beg for money when it doesn’t work. Fuck them. Let them cut students, cut faculty pay, or have the football program reinvest in the academics (lulz).  Sorry you blew your credit card up and oils at $52 so your donor base is shit.  Begging to get out of a jam; they couldn’t be any more little brother if they tried. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Wait. Why would the Redneck Rich be begging for money?

Fuck off, you retarded pieces of shit. 

10 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Referring back to the discussion of final top 4 rankings in the main 3 sports, since my research is apparently being referenced all over the internet without getting credit today (this and the Texas 247 recruit rankings chart), the criteria were top 4 in the final AP poll or top 4 in the final coaches poll through the 2013 season. Starting with the college football playoff, of course, reaching that is the criterion.

Despite what Aggies would like you to believe, Top 4 was selected so football was on even footing with basketball and baseball, which have both obviously used postseason tournaments for decades. The Final Four was used for basketball and CWS semifinals was used for baseball (or being one of the last 4 teams back in the double elimination days).

Here is the list of most Top/Final Fours in Football, Basketball, Baseball, and Hockey:

 

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1t. Michigan - 44
1t. Texas - 44
3. Southern Cal - 37.25
4. Oklahoma - 33.75
5. Ohio State - 32.5
6. Michigan State - 29
7t. Alabama - 26.5
7t. North Carolina - 26.5
9. Minnesota - 26
10t. Boston College - 25.5
10t. Notre Dame - 25.5
12. UCLA - 24
13t. LSU - 23
13t. Miami (FL) - 23
15. Florida State - 22.5
16t. Boston U. - 22
16t. North Dakota - 22
18. Oklahoma State - 20
19t. Arizona State - 19.5
19t. Florida - 19.5
21t. Duke - 18
21t. Wisconsin - 18
23. Kentucky - 17
24. Penn State - 15.5
25t. Arizona - 15
25t. Denver - 15
25t. Kansas - 15
25t. Stanford - 15
25t. Tennessee - 15
30. Arkansas - 14.5
31. Georgia - 14
32. Harvard - 13
33. Nebraska - 11.5
34. Maine - 11
35t. Cal State-Fullerton - 10
35t. Colorado College - 10
35t. Michigan Tech - 10
35t. South Carolina - 10
39t. California - 9.5
39t. Indiana - 9.5
41t. Cornell - 9
41t. St. Lawrence - 9
41t. Syracuse - 9
44t. Clemson - 8
44t. Louisville - 8
46t. Auburn - 7.5
46t. Oregon State - 7.5
48t. Clarkson - 7
48t. Houston - 7
48t. Illinois - 7
48t. New Hampshire - 7
48t. Oregon - 7
48t. Pittsburgh - 7
48t. Wichita State - 7
55. Utah - 6.5
56t. Cincinnati - 6
56t. Colorado - 6
56t. Dartmouth - 6
56t. Georgia Tech - 6
56t. Iowa - 6
56t. Minnesota-Duluth - 6
56t. Missouri - 6
56t. Providence - 6
56t. TCU - 6
56t. Villanova - 6
66. Army - 5.5
67t. Connecticut - 5
67t. Georgetown - 5
67t. Maryland - 5
67t. Mississippi - 5
67t. RPI - 5
67t. St. John's - 5
67t. Virginia - 5
67t. Washington - 5
75. Navy - 4.5
76t. Baylor - 4
76t. Holy Cross - 4
76t. Kansas State - 4
76t. Lake Superior State - 4
76t. Mississippi State - 4
76t. Nevada-Las Vegas - 4
76t. North Carolina State - 4
76t. NYU - 4
76t. Southern Illinois - 4
85t. Bradley - 3
85t. Brown - 3
85t. Marquette - 3
85t. Memphis - 3
85t. Northern Michigan - 3
85t. Rice - 3
85t. San Francisco - 3
85t. SMU - 3
85t. Temple - 3
85t. Tulsa - 3
85t. Vanderbilt - 3
85t. Wake Forest - 3
85t. Washington State - 3
85t. Western Michigan - 3
99t. Bowling Green - 2
99t. Butler - 2
99t. CCNY - 2
99t. DePaul - 2
99t. Fresno State - 2
99t. Iowa State - 2
99t. La Salle - 2
99t. Lafayette - 2
99t. Long Beach State - 2
99t. Loyola-Chicago - 2
99t. Miami (OH) - 2
99t. Pepperdine - 2
99t. Purdue - 2
99t. Quinnipiac - 2
99t. Rutgers - 2
99t. Santa Clara - 2
99t. Union - 2
99t. Vermont - 2
99t. West Virginia - 2
99t. Yale - 2
119t. Bemidji State - 1
119t. Boise State - 1
119t. Brigham Young - 1
119t. Cal State-Los Angeles - 1
119t. California-Irvine - 1
119t. Charlotte - 1
119t. Coastal Carolina - 1
119t. Colgate - 1
119t. Creighton - 1
119t. Dayton - 1
119t. Drake - 1
119t. Duquesne - 1
119t. Eastern Michigan - 1
119t. Ferris State - 1
119t. Fordham - 1
119t. George Mason - 1
119t. Gonzaga - 1
119t. Hawaii - 1
119t. Indiana State - 1
119t. Iowa Preflight - 1
119t. Jacksonville - 1
119t. Louisiana-Lafayette - 1
119t. Massachusetts - 1
119t. Massachusetts-Lowell - 1
119t. New Mexico State - 1
119t. Northeastern - 1
119t. Ohio - 1
119t. Omaha - 1
119t. Pennsylvania - 1
119t. Princeton - 1
119t. Randolph Field - 1
119t. RIT - 1
119t. Rollins - 1
119t. Saint Louis - 1
119t. Seattle - 1
119t. Seton Hall - 1
119t. St. Bonaventure - 1
119t. St. Cloud State - 1
119t. Texas A&M - 1
119t. Texas-Pan American - 1
119t. UTEP - 1
119t. Virginia Commonwealth - 1
119t. Virginia Tech - 1
119t. Western Kentucky - 1
119t. Wyoming - 1
164. St. Joseph's - 0

 

 

Hockey was added because in fairness lots of northern and midwestern schools consider that their third sport instead of baseball. St. Joe's is included at the bottom because they reached a final four but it was vacated by penalty.

 

Does Michigan have any top 4 finishes in baseball and hockey? If so, one should be eliminated. Or just add diving and swimming championships to the equation to break the tie. Lol

Hey, I thought meat judging was a top 3 sport.
Along with track and women's basketball.

Saw this in lulz tonight and well you know....

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So the aggys wore these tonight against Georgia. SMH

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So the aggys wore these tonight against Georgia. SMHScreen-Shot-2019-02-13-at-12-51-24-AM.png  

 

Glad to see they have their number of Top 4 finishes since WW2 right on their jerseys.   

 

 

 

 

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So the aggys wore these tonight against Georgia. SMH
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Glad to see they have their number of Top 4 finishes since WW2 right on their jerseys.    
 
 
 
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5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Well, sounds like you have it figured out you dumbshit.

Duke can update this number....

Since groid's 100-year departure in 2011, through 2017, we wrote them AUF checks for $1.5 billion.

Of our money.

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48 minutes ago, texaslong said:

So the aggys wore these tonight against Georgia. SMH

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Anyone think they left off the A&M because there just wasn’t enough room?

But seriously, their jerseys need more shit on them. They’re not nearly busy enough. NASCAR drivers are jealous. 

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

I have no doubt Randolph smoked a few cigars after seeing this. 

Really, really surprised the gomers have not done better in baseball over the years? With all the pitchers and catchers there they should be doing a lot better.

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

That's got to be fake news, aggy is the richest university in the hole unyvirse, just ask em.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Anyone think they left off the A&M because there just wasn’t enough room?

But seriously, their jerseys need more shit on them. They’re not nearly busy enough. NASCAR drivers are jealous. 

They have started wearing their Alt baseball jerseys that leave the A&M off also.

27 minutes ago, texaslong said:

They have started wearing their Alt baseball jerseys that leave the A&M off also.

They told us A&M meant nothing 20 years ago.  Now they're putting that into practice.  No one erases history quite like aggy.

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5 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I have no doubt Randolph smoked a few cigars after seeing this. 

Bill Powers has to be the one enjoying a stogie. He fought like hell to keep Rick Perry's stupidity off the UT campus and not even 10 years after they started down their misguided path, John Sharp is coming before the legislature admitting A&M is broke. We knew this was going to be the result, we just weren't sure how long it was going to take.

To hell with aggy. Let their alumni start supporting the school. Don't send the bill for their stupidity to the taxpayers.

And just wait until their athletics department needs bailed out, yet again. That's coming soon.

They are Texas A&M University so if they drop A&M they would be Texas University....

They all ready require their students to buy season passes, that coupled with their huge network of former students should be enough to cover all athletic sports. Advantage aggie.

9 hours ago, texaslong said:

So the aggys wore these tonight against Georgia. SMH

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Misspelled aggy.

Why is it taking them so long to retire #41? You know their going to do it so they can tell everyone George bush thought aggies were so awesome he wanted his bones there.

That's why they're building that awesome track complex that seats "nearly 2,200".  They went all out with the amenities on this "bigger than baseball" complex.

Cushing Stadium will have an initial seating capacity of nearly 2,200 fans, complete with hospitality amenities, press box, full broadcast capabilities and service areas. It will also have team meeting rooms, locker rooms, a training room, official’s quarters, and equipment storage.

 

They also think Texas is struggling to raise money for facility improvements, because our new basketball arena is going to be 100% financed privately.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They also think Texas is struggling to raise money for facility improvements, because our new basketball arena is going to be 100% financed privately.

They have no concept of fiduciary responsibility with respect to the state. It's all one big piggy bank they're entitled to dip into whenever they need it and for whatever reason. Times are a little tight because they've increased their enrollment by 33% in a decade and spent half a billion dollars to upgrade their fucking football stadium, so the solution there is obviously to rely on the state and its taxpayers to foot the bill. 

Given the political loyalties of the majority of Aggies, it's pretty ironic. There is nothing wrong with being in favor of limited government and low taxation, but it is hypocritical in the extreme to apply that standard only to government spending that doesn't end up in your pocket. 

6 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

They have no concept of fiduciary responsibility with respect to the state. It's all one big piggy bank they're entitled to dip into whenever they need it and for whatever reason. Times are a little tight because they've increased their enrollment by 33% in a decade and spent half a billion dollars to upgrade their fucking football stadium, so the solution there is obviously to rely on the state and its taxpayers to foot the bill. 

Given the political loyalties of the majority of Aggies, it's pretty ironic. There is nothing wrong with being in favor of limited government and low taxation, but it is hypocritical in the extreme to apply that standard only to government spending that doesn't end up in your pocket. 

This.  The irony of aggy acting the baby momma welfare queen is hilarious.

36 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea Phlegm is gonna lose his mind.

I hope he doesn't go crazy and make three or four consecutive ZANY posts with 3-5 images in each!!! oh man I couldn't handle that kind of hilarious zaniness!!!!!

10 hours ago, texaslong said:

So the aggys wore these tonight against Georgia. SMH

The Georgia Yellow Jackets I assume?

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Looking more and more like FSU Colors. I wonder why?

They resemble candi...and who doesn’t like candi?

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Candi makes my fingers sticky.

Please pay us for finding a way to increase enrollment, take in pledges for hundreds of millions of dollars, and still lose money.

They have saved money by not having their jerseys read Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas.

All Aggies should just donate their rings to be melted down to save their dear university. They'll always have the beautiful gigantic symbol of their brilliant achievement right there on campus.

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Please pay us for finding a way to increase enrollment, take in pledges for hundreds of millions of dollars, and still lose money.

They have saved money by not having their jerseys read Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas.

All Aggies should just donate their rings to be melted down to save their dear university. They'll always have the beautiful gigantic symbol of their brilliant achievement right there on campus.

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Alchemy at Texas A&M University

Texas professors say chemist's effort to turn mercury into gold is embarrassing

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They are Texas A&M University so if they drop A&M they would be Texas University....
Well, they always have wanted to be tu
Good by to texas university
Good by to de maroooon and de whiiiiite!!
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Yea Phlegm is gonna lose his mind.
Too late
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

They are Texas A&M University so if they drop A&M they would be Texas University....

And you know what they say: "Goodbye to Texas University..." so go ahead and fuck right off, aggy.

31 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Looking more and more like FSU Colors. I wonder why?

maybe they are slowly replacing the A&m with State, coup in San Marcos. 

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That's why they're building that awesome track complex that seats "nearly 2,200".  They went all out with the amenities on this "bigger than baseball" complex.
Cushing Stadium will have an initial seating capacity of nearly 2,200 fans, complete with hospitality amenities, press box, full broadcast capabilities and service areas. It will also have team meeting rooms, locker rooms, a training room, official’s quarters, and equipment storage.
 
Service areas?

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Candi makes my fingers sticky.

I did not know Candi was a Stones fan...

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Candi makes my fingers sticky.

Hard, sweet and sticky

 

Tried of sticky fingers with your "Candi"? Maybe you should an all day sucker instead?

2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

maybe they are slowly replacing the A&m with State, coup in San Marcos. 

Maybe they're replacing "A&M" with "Um" as in Texum Bulldogs.

3 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

That's why they're building that awesome track complex that seats "nearly 2,200".  They went all out with the amenities on this "bigger than baseball" complex.

Cushing Stadium will have an initial seating capacity of nearly 2,200 fans, complete with hospitality amenities, press box, full broadcast capabilities and service areas. It will also have team meeting rooms, locker rooms, a training room, official’s quarters, and equipment storage.

 

The state UIL track meet will have 20,000 fans on its busiest day. Just saying. 

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