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13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Meh, it don’t make a shit. Almaden Chardonnay in the boxes suit Mrs. Brat just fine, with some Costco Prosecco on special occasions to tweak the palate.

Ya'll come back now , you hear!

 

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Aggie could hire Dave Bliss as the new AD, Larry Nassar as the Team Physician, Art Briles as HFC, and Aunt Becky as their academic advisor and Luicci would spin them all as great hires

Sheeeit, aggy could hire today's birthday boy (he woulda been 130 today) and Looch would hail it. 

Seig Whoop!

 

 

 

 

 

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Springtime for Hitler aaannnndddd aaaaggggggyyyy!

 

Winter for t.u. and ffffrrrraaaannnnccceeeee!!!

 

Come on be a smarty join the aggggy party!!!

 

WHOOP MACHT FREI AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

 

 

 

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Seen in the Sudetenland...

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If it didn't have the date from 12/1/02 on it, I would have sworn this was from this year. 

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

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If it didn't have the date from 12/1/02 on it, I would have sworn this was from this year. 

will probably be the same in 100 years too

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1,000,000th viewer! What do I win?
Muledick, duh.

Some things never change inside the maroon bubble.

Turn your negativity volume down. Consider this a warning. -- Staff

That's enough grumbling from you, recruit. Get down and give me 20.

8 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Fat chicks with small tits

What is the cruelest thing in the world, Alex?

"We feel our greatest strengths are our institution, our resources, our people and our culture" is a typical corporate word salad horseshit mission statement

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"We feel our greatest strengths are our institution, our resources, our people and our culture" is a typical corporate word salad horseshit mission statement
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41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

aggy counting on their culture and people to bring home football championships seems....optimistic.

I guess that's one way to post..... Paging Randolph Duke!

On 4/19/2019 at 1:06 PM, F250 said:

 

 

On 4/19/2019 at 1:10 PM, TexasMan said:

Sooo also in this, Looch was asked a timetable on a new permanent AD."Very soon. Within 2 weeks. This won't be a Mike Perrin situation." 

 

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On 4/19/2019 at 1:33 PM, po elvis said:

perfect fit...except only for now during the search for a real AD.

Dayum .. been out of the loop for a few days and holy cow, the Surly prognosticators hit a touchdown.  Who slipped me all this dope and crazy pills.  This be bizzaro world fellas, bizzaro world I'm telling ya...

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aggy counting on their culture and people to bring home football championships seems....optimistic.
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If RC can talk Dave South out of retirement, we should bronze a statue. 
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Of listeater

It would be cheaper to recreate the Colossus of Rhodes.
21 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
29 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:
If RC can talk Dave South out of retirement, we should bronze a statue. 

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Allegedly an accountant working in Houston. Of. Course. 

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Allegedly an accountant working in Houston. Of. Course. 

Great. So after she cooks the books, she'll eat them.

On 4/19/2019 at 3:21 PM, BabaYaga said:

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Don't dare insult Mr. Hanky by lumping him in with those freaks.  Besides, Mr. Hanky says "Hidy Ho...not that other inbred shit.

End rant.

28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Great. So after she cooks the books, she'll eat them.

"Can you go over these numbers for us?"

"Of course." Nom, nom, nom...

They really do view their people and culture as a strength. Jesus shit dicks.

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It would be cheaper to recreate the Colossus of Rhodes.
Not if they used fake bronze.
37 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They really do view their people and culture as a strength. Jesus shit dicks.

And THAT is exactly why we never have to worry about a damn thing.

On 4/20/2019 at 6:05 AM, Armybrat said:

Meh, it don’t make a shit. Almaden Chardonnay in the boxes suit Mrs. Brat just fine, with some Costco Prosecco on special occasions to tweak the palate.

 

Yeah, but Mrs. Brat's tastebuds died in during the Harding administration. 

2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

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Wood, if time travel was possible.

 

10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


It would be cheaper to recreate the Colossus of Rhodes.

Or just buy this stuff in a 55 gallon drum and slather it on a pig.

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11 hours ago, Scholz said:

They really do view their people and culture as a strength. Jesus shit dicks.

1.  RC Slocum was the coach during undeniably the most successful run for Aggy football after their last made up championship from the WW II era.

2.  During that time Aggy cheated like it was their job and RC was the head of the institutional cheating scandal that led to them being placed on probation.

3. Aggy brags about their culture and people being one of their greatest strength based on their inflexible honor code of “An Aggie does not Lie, Cheat or Steal, or tolerate those who do!”

4.  Aggies hire  RC as interim athletic director and brag about how great that is and how their people and culture are a strength.

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5. Profit!

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Do decent human beings hire a known rape enabler to garner football Ws?  Asking for a friend.

29 minutes ago, ABSR said:

2.  During that time Aggy cheated like it was their job and RC was the head of the institutional cheating scandal that led to them being placed on probation.

I think the biggest difference now is that the NCAA is absolutely disinterested in catching and/or punishing anyfuckingone for cheating. I've been saying for ten years or more, A&M should just cheat, because who cares? It's not like they have a sterling reputation as it is-- they THINK they do, but the addendum to "Aggies don't lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do" is "only Aggies believe that horseshit". 

The way they're seen outside of their bubble is, they're incompetent cheating redneck goober hicks who are more interested in winning bidding wars against themselves than anything decided on the field of play. I mean, look at Jimbo Fisher. People-- Stewart Mandel comes to mind-- act like Fisher is some novelty in College Station. Wow, the Aggies got themselves a national championship caliber coach with their huge Texas oil money, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

In 1982, they offered Bo Schembechler an obscene raise over what he was making at Michigan and what Michigan would ever pay him, and he nearly took the A&M job. When he decided "no" and was asked why, he said "Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to be a millionaire?" Not, "I think I can finally win a national title there" or "it's a sleeping giant" or "I can recruit better there". It was "they offered me a lot more money than I ever thought I'd make as a football coach". 

Then they threw similar money at Jackie Sherrill in the midst of several years of national championship contention at Pitt and he accepted.

In 2002 they bought Dennis Franchione from Alabama. 

THEY HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE. IT IS NOT NEW, IT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A NEW PARADIGM IN THE STATE OF TEXAS. THIS IS WHAT AGGIES DO. THEY HAVE CREDIT CARDS AND THEY LIKE USING THEM.

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I think the biggest difference now is that the NCAA is absolutely disinterested in catching and/or punishing anyfuckingone for cheating. I've been saying for ten years or more, A&M should just cheat, because who cares? It's not like they have a sterling reputation as it is-- they THINK they do, but the addendum to "Aggies don't lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do" is "only Aggies believe that horseshit". 
The way they're seen outside of their bubble is, they're incompetent cheating redneck goober hicks who are more interested in winning bidding wars against themselves than anything decided on the field of play. I mean, look at Jimbo Fisher. People-- Stewart Mandel comes to mind-- act like Fisher is some novelty in College Station. Wow, the Aggies got themselves a national championship caliber coach with their huge Texas oil money, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
In 1982, they offered Bo Schembechler an obscene raise over what he was making at Michigan and what Michigan would ever pay him, and he nearly took the A&M job. When he decided "no" and was asked why, he said "Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to be a millionaire?" Not, "I think I can finally win a national title there" or "it's a sleeping giant" or "I can recruit better there". It was "they offered me a lot more money than I ever thought I'd make as a football coach". 
Then they threw similar money at Jackie Sherrill in the midst of several years of national championship contention at Pitt and he accepted.
In 2002 they bought Dennis Franchione from Alabama. 
THEY HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE. IT IS NOT NEW, IT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A NEW PARADIGM IN THE STATE OF TEXAS. THIS IS WHAT AGGIES DO. THEY HAVE CREDIT CARDS AND THEY LIKE USING THEM.
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Gooly goo goo eh aggy droolbucket stoatgobbler.
14 hours ago, Machinator said:

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that is barf-worthy. i mean, come ON 🙄

There is nothing aggys DON'T lie about.  The reality of an aggy definitely doesn't come close to their delusional model of themselves.

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Do decent human beings hire a known rape enabler to garner football Ws?  Asking for a friend.

It's an SEC thing...you wouldn't understand.

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There's that self-awareness they're famous for 

What's the old saying.. How do you know that an aggy is a good person? Just ask them and they'll tell you. 

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I think the biggest difference now is that the NCAA is absolutely disinterested in catching and/or punishing anyfuckingone for cheating. I've been saying for ten years or more, A&M should just cheat, because who cares? It's not like they have a sterling reputation as it is-- they THINK they do, but the addendum to "Aggies don't lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do" is "only Aggies believe that horseshit". 

The way they're seen outside of their bubble is, they're incompetent cheating redneck goober hicks who are more interested in winning bidding wars against themselves than anything decided on the field of play. I mean, look at Jimbo Fisher. People-- Stewart Mandel comes to mind-- act like Fisher is some novelty in College Station. Wow, the Aggies got themselves a national championship caliber coach with their huge Texas oil money, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

In 1982, they offered Bo Schembechler an obscene raise over what he was making at Michigan and what Michigan would ever pay him, and he nearly took the A&M job. When he decided "no" and was asked why, he said "Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to be a millionaire?" Not, "I think I can finally win a national title there" or "it's a sleeping giant" or "I can recruit better there". It was "they offered me a lot more money than I ever thought I'd make as a football coach". 

Then they threw similar money at Jackie Sherrill in the midst of several years of national championship contention at Pitt and he accepted.

In 2002 they bought Dennis Franchione from Alabama. 

THEY HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE. IT IS NOT NEW, IT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A NEW PARADIGM IN THE STATE OF TEXAS. THIS IS WHAT AGGIES DO. THEY HAVE CREDIT CARDS AND THEY LIKE USING THEM.

They tried to go after both Bo Schembechler and Bobby Bowden. Not sure why the media continues to try and sell the whole A&M is now commited to winning a championship thing. They've been commited to selling out for decades. 

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

What's the old saying.. How do you know that an aggy is a good person? Just ask them and they'll tell you. 

FIGJAM

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

There is nothing aggys DON'T lie about.  The reality of an aggy definitely doesn't come close to their delusional model of themselves.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Just have the gomers toss the salad of each other and they shall feel wonderful in now time flat.  Bringing back R.C. Choke 'EM would be so perfect.

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