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Send in the sea aggys aka fake Navy
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what's that red sash for? are those guys on the rag?
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goddamit turn the phone sideways

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
On 5/31/2020 at 4:17 AM, Longboard Horn said:
Send in the sea aggys aka fake Navy
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what's that red sash for? are those guys on the rag?

To hide the cum stains

17 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

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As Mary Weaver came of age her cries of “Hitler!” took on a completely new meaning.

Yeah, wash up good after shoving your arms armpit deep up that cow’s ass.

Just now, Armybrat said:

Yeah, wash up good after shoving your arms armpit deep up that cow’s ass.

If it takes Kung Flu to get aggy to wash their damned hands ... well ... 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

 

So this is what aggy pr0n looks like...bunch of cows and other farm animals

4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

So this is what aggy pr0n looks like...bunch of cows and other farm animals

Farm animals looked terrified and confused. Except for the sheep. The sheep knew what was coming. 

Holy shit, is there a bigger collection of ugly women anywhere other than at aggy? I hope not.

40 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Holy shit, is there a bigger collection of ugly women anywhere other than at aggy? I hope not.

Even your avatar wouldn’t do them any good.

47 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Holy shit, is there a bigger collection of ugly women anywhere other than at aggy? I hope not.

One of the reasons they have male yell leaders. Not the main one, though. 

Just checking - have the aggys delivered any of the promised vaccine yet?

I'm asking for a friend.

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The deal, expected to be announced Tuesday, stems from a multibillion-dollar federal grant to the Texas A&M University System received last summer to create a "center of innovation" for the development of drugs to counter influenza and other biological and chemical threats.

With federal funds, Texas A&M will build a large $91 million facility near the university where, beginning in 2020, GlaxoSmithKline will make between 12 million and 15 million doses of vaccine for seasonal flu.

Effectively, then, a state that traditionally has excelled economically in fields such as energy and medical care will gain a stake in the pharmaceutical industry.

"It's huge for Texas because what's going to happen is it's going to make the state the third coast for biopharmaceuticals," said John Sharp, chancellor of the Texas A&M University System.

To diversify the state's economy, Texas officials have long sought a role in pharmaceutical manufacturing but have been rebuffed for two principal reasons: There's no existing cluster of such companies and no workforce to support one.

"I have always been intrigued by how could we get big pharma to invest in Texas," Gov. Rick Perry said in an interview with the Chronicle.

Perry has received substantial criticism for using economic development funds to enrich his allies, but his $50 million bet on the National Center for Therapeutics Manufacturing appears to have paid off.

 

Edited by Randolph Duke

25 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Just checking - have the aggys delivered any of the promised vaccine yet?

"Next Year" ?

On 6/1/2020 at 8:42 PM, Longboard Horn said:

To hide the cum stains

You're thinking of the Red Masque, I believe.

Vaccines can wait, they are working on a sanitizer for the glory holes first.

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

Just checking - have the aggys delivered any of the promised vaccine yet?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

Yeah, thousands of barrels of listeria-laced Roundup are ready for distribution starting with HEB, then Home Depot & Lowes

It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton, and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to wipe your feet
And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

 

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton, and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to wipe your feet
And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

 

ISWYDT: It's June 3rd and the Tallahatchie Bridge spans the Brazos River . . .

I wanna tell you all the story 'bout
A Brazos Valley divorced wife
Who had a teenage son
Who attended Brazos Valley Junior High
Well, her son came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
And he said, "mom, I got a note here from the Brazos Valley PTA"

Well, the note said, "Mrs. Fisher
You're wearin' your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking
And a-running round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up
Your little boy this way"
And it was signed by the Secretary
Brazos Valley PTA

And now they are sucking the teet of the Georgia Bulldogs, in addition to Alabama.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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That ain't a teat they're sucking. 

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

I wanna tell you all the story 'bout
A Brazos Valley divorced wife
Who had a teenage son
Who attended Brazos Valley Junior High
Well, her son came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
And he said, "mom, I got a note here from the Brazos Valley PTA"

Well, the note said, "Mrs. Fisher
You're wearin' your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking
And a-running round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up
Your little boy this way"
And it was signed by the Secretary
Brazos Valley PTA

Jeannie C. Riley.....no relation to Bobby Gentry......I don’t think!

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton, and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to wipe your feet
And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

 

Rep the hell out of this man (+ of course)

32 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Another of Olin's brilliant pieces from a few years ago. Linebacker U?

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Lol at 'Premium ' 

The really,  REALLY good bull costs extra 

14 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

And now they are sucking the teet of the Georgia Bulldogs, in addition to Alabama.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

aggy georgis post.jpeg

they misspelled sheep...

3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Another of Olin's brilliant pieces from a few years ago. Linebacker U?

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it's silly, but one of the least silly claims they've made about their shit-ass program. At least they DID buy a lot of really good linebackers in the 80s/90s.

14 hours ago, Deej said:

That ain't a teat they're sucking. 

GivingAjarIraniangroundjay-size_restrict

 

14 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So when does Slo'Neal move to LB?

It will take him a while to get from the safety room to the LB room, so they better make the decision soon.

Did they ever call themselves LB U at some point? They dont have any LBs in the NFL right now.   I know they have said they are RB U and K U in the past.

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Did they ever call themselves LB U at some point? They dont have any LBs in the NFL right now.   I know they have said they are RB U and K U in the past.

Just remember that something doesn't really have to be true, and usually isn't, for them to claim it. 

Edited by Orange&White

8 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

LB U, Kicker U more like "Blow U".

Blow ewe.

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