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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

College Station:  hell's asshole

Anchovies asshole 

Apparently von miller prayed for his gf to have a miscarriage. So much for those aggie morals, values

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45 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Apparently von miller prayed for his gf to have a miscarriage. So much for those aggie morals, values

Well...I mean...who among us...

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34 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hopefully they don't watch film either Leon

 

 

It’s a good thing the nfl can wait, it will take him a while to get there

41 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

It’s a good thing the nfl can wait, it will take him a while to get there

See this would be an epic first Twitter response.  

22 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

See this would be an epic first Twitter response.  

You’ll never beat the aggy knob slobbers to the punch, though

I'm happy Sloneal is sticking around.  More chances to enter the portal, not be picked up, then back to team.  More great gifs of him being burned, trucked, and generally hapless in the backfield.  More chances for him to run his mouth on Twitter.  

Hopefully one of the true recruitniks remembers, but wasn't it Oneal that got shamed on twitter by another one of his class?  Some receiver that posted vids from a 7on7 where he just got beat after beat after beat and then posted it, calling him out.  Could swear it was Oneal.  Chump.

I'm happy Sloneal is sticking around.  More chances to enter the portal, not be picked up, then back to team.  More great gifs of him being burned, trucked, and generally hapless in the backfield.  More chances for him to run his mouth on Twitter.  
Hopefully one of the true recruitniks remembers, but wasn't it Oneal that got shamed on twitter by another one of his class?  Some receiver that posted vids from a 7on7 where he just got beat after beat after beat and then posted it, calling him out.  Could swear it was Oneal.  Chump.

At one point, nearly every DB for Texas was clowning him. Pretty sure it was Woodard that abused him on that 1 on 1 video. At least the one I’m thinking of.

Good for Leon to forego his obvious top-10 draft pick status to return to help lead aggy to their rightful place of SEC West runner-up

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Keep his mouth shut. 

Run a sub 5.0 40.

Good for Leon to forego his obvious top-10 draft pick status to return to help lead aggy to their rightful place of SEC West runner-up

Ha ha, Leon and runner in the same sentence...

Mond officially done at tamu. Funny that their fan base hates the 2nd best qb in school history so much.

 

 

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Mond officially done at tamu. Funny that their fan base hates the 2nd best qb in school history so much.

 

 

This puts me in a terrible position ... expected successor is the greatest QB in Longview Lobo history that finally led us to the promised land. Still not cheering for aggy.

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Mond officially done at tamu. Funny that their fan base hates the 2nd best qb in school history so much.

 

To be fair, he really isn't very good.

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, he really isn't very good.

I mean he's a serviceable college QB.  He can throw screens and TE stop routes.  He can run for a first.

17 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, he really isn't very good.

during the bowl game they put up a graphic comparing his stats to JFF's without any qualifier that it was comparing 4 seasons to 2 seasons 

 

801-1358   9661 yds  71 td 27 int  passing   1609 yds 22 td rushing   

595-863   7820  yds  63 td 22 int passing    2169 yds 30 td rushing

not exactly apples to apples  

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

JFF shits all over Mond in every single way.

In fairness ... Mike Evans should have one that Heisman.

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To be fair, he really isn't very good.
I mean he's a serviceable college QB.  He can throw screens and TE stop routes.  He can run for a first.
mond is ass my dude
during the bowl game they put up a graphic comparing his stats to JFF's without any qualifier that it was comparing 4 seasons to 2 seasons 
 
801-1358   9661 yds  71 td 27 int  passing   1609 yds 22 td rushing   
595-863   7820  yds  63 td 22 int passing    2169 yds 30 td rushing
not exactly apples to apples  
JFF shits all over Mond in every single way.
jff is also ass my dude
without mike evans fielding those chunks with a prayer jff is pure shit. mike evans deserved that heisman not johnny fuck face. heisman blows
17 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, he really isn't very good.

aggy coworker of mine said Mond shouldn't go to the draft. "He's not ready and won't be a high draft pick. He'll be lucky to make a practice squad." 

aggy coworker of mine said Mond shouldn't go to the draft. "He's not ready and won't be a high draft pick. He'll be lucky to make a practice squad." 
Hes not incorrect.
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy coworker of mine said Mond shouldn't go to the draft. "He's not ready and won't be a high draft pick. He'll be lucky to make a practice squad." 

Exactly HOW many years will it be before he's "NFL ready"? He was a four year starter, and coached by that QB whisperer Jim Bob Booby. Mond declared himself the best QB in the country before the 2019 season.

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Exactly HOW many years will it be before he's "NFL ready"? He was a four year starter, and coached by that QB whisperer Jim Bob Booby. Mond declared himself the best QB in the country before the 2019 season.
bout 30 man
10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

JFF shits all over Mond in every single way.

Manziel should just be referred to as JF, Johnny fucking, because he is not football and because he fucked around and found out.

32 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Mond played pretty well this year.

In relative terms, sure. He’s a smarter but much less physically talented and slighter built Jalen Hurts. 

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

In relative terms, sure. He’s a smarter but much less physically talented and slighter built Jalen Hurts. 

I'd tap the brakes on the "smarter" part.  he went to aggy.  

18 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Manziel should just be referred to as JF, Johnny fucking, because he is not football and because he fucked around and found out.

Technically he will be playing football next month. 

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

Manziel should just be referred to as JF, Johnny fucking, because he is not football and because he fucked around and found out.

JFO Johnny Fucking Off

I have no interest whatsoever supporting anything that keeps UT Austin tied to Texas A&M.

Unfortunately, as long as A&M remains the agricultural branch college of The University, we will be stuck dragging them along.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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Mond played pretty well this year.
mond played like ass my dude
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Manziel should just be referred to as JF, Johnny fucking, because he is not football and because he fucked around and found out.
johnny fuck face jff!
 

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