July 29, 20241 yr Just now, BurntEyes said: They probably all love the anti-christian ball danglen Olypic intros. They have no real power at all and everyone hates them. tu probably drew the hole thing up. They keep bosing everyone around and destroyed every conference they been in before. SEC gonna teach them something. It's funny cause they ain't win bull since forever.
July 29, 20241 yr 31 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: tu probably drew the hole thing up. They keep bosing everyone around and destroyed every conference they been in before. SEC gonna teach them something. It's funny cause they ain't win bull since forever. Sunday Funday?
July 29, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part. They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers. There you go. I am sorry, this is very close to perfection, but I cannot award this full marks because you inexplicably forgot to mention dildos.
July 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said: but we haven't done anything yet how can they get po'ed at us when we haven't done anything yet We beat Bama at home last year….you just don’t do that….then we made Saban quit….we screwed up their conference…they are just scared! They now have to lash out.
July 29, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: We beat Bama at home last year….you just don’t do that….then we made Saban quit….we screwed up their conference…they are just scared! They now have to lash out. 1. Milroe was still raw, they were a totally different team at the end of the year 2. you just don't understand the week-in, week-out grind of SEC footbaw
July 29, 20241 yr i don't have time to fuck with secrant but someone absolutely needs to ask in every forum - are they really actually po'ed at us already? - what have we done in our first 28 days in the league that's pissed off anyone?I think that by us and OUsux almost mandates 9 conference games after 2025. No longer will they have the annual “cupcake” November home game that each have relished, while 50% of the rest of the country experiences a loss.Hook’em!!!
July 29, 20241 yr Plus adding us and OUsux actually brings another conference loss to most teams, while a conference matchup takes the gimme away.Hook’em!!!
July 29, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: He might invite you down to the parking lot for fisticuffs
July 29, 20241 yr Popular Post Guys, I know I write of lot of stupid stuff here, but I'm gonna be serious; I'm really, really scared of SEC leader Texas A&M University They have traditions that we can't even comprehend, like Bonfire They have the cleanest program and the top academics. Don't believe me? SEE THE BILLBOARD They have the most spirit and they have the most welcoming fans They throw money around like it's nothing and have set records for coach buyouts They have faced the SEC gauntlet and dominated FOR YEARS! And they almost made the playoffs in 2020!!! We have NEVER played the level of SEC teams that we now face, and we can't understand what it takes to do it as well as Aggy has. Just look at MURDERERS ROW that we are facing this season: Mississippi State Vanderbilt Florida Arkanas Kentucky TEXAS A&M That's why I continue to DEMAND that we stage the first annual Surly Horns / TexAgs VIRTUAL SUMMIT so we can learn from them what it takes. We do it on Zoom. We listen and we LEARN. Edited July 29, 20241 yr by TreatyOak
July 29, 20241 yr On 7/28/2024 at 4:27 PM, jimmyjazz said: They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part. They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers. There you go. You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos
July 30, 20241 yr How is new Mexico aggy so much better than tamu aggy? 15 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said: You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos Wave one dildo and that becomes your whole Identity to brainlets.
July 30, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said: You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos As I recall, those were coeds waving those dildos, not the usual Surly assholes.
July 30, 20241 yr 52 minutes ago, nnm said: "Siri, how can I make the ugliest vehicle on the road even uglier?"
July 30, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: "Siri, how can I make the ugliest vehicle on the road even uglier?" Put an SEC sticker on it too.
July 30, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, nnm said: Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was. Pictures do not do it justice. It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen. I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous? He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool. He's 11 so I gave him a pass.
July 30, 20241 yr 15 minutes ago, Cody2422 said: Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was. Pictures do not do it justice. It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen. I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous? He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool. He's 11 so I gave him a pass. pictures don't do a good job of showing just how fucking big the cybertruck is. If it were, like, Delorean sized, maybe it wouldn't be *too* bad, but the thing is the size of a fucking SUV. It's low-poly AND a behemoth. It looks so fucking ugly in person.
July 30, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Zeus said: How is new Mexico aggy so much better than tamu aggy? I misread this as temu aggy at first. However, after some reflection I think it is still appropriate.
July 30, 20241 yr Just now, Noah Fence said: I misread this as temu aggy at first. However, after some reflection I think it is still appropriate. Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.
July 30, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Cody2422 said: Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was. Pictures do not do it justice. It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen. I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous? He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool. He's 11 so I gave him a pass. In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.
July 30, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: pictures don't do a good job of showing just how fucking big the cybertruck is. If it were, like, Delorean sized, maybe it wouldn't be *too* bad, but the thing is the size of a fucking SUV. It's low-poly AND a behemoth. It looks so fucking ugly in person. It looks like what someone thinks a trash can might look like in Back to the Future
July 30, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful. That's about my rate, too. I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.
July 30, 20241 yr Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)
July 30, 20241 yr 53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral) Umm...
July 30, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said: That's about my rate, too. I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle. The same thing that would compel someone to shoot up a school.
July 30, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Armybrat said: As I recall, those were coeds waving those dildos, not the usual Surly assholes. I was waving a dildo
July 30, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off. Hey Galveston is cooler than college station. Pelican island though…. big oof….
July 31, 20241 yr Aggy will forever be known as Temu. No more Tamu. If you can't be better than New Mexico State, you're relegated to the minors.
July 31, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral) If they beat McNeese they should probably just go ahead and put a Southland Conference championship on the wall.
July 31, 20241 yr Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.Temu aggy is what aTm commerce’s athletic department refers to the college station version.
July 31, 20241 yr They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part. They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers. There you go.Are you referring to aggy, or the other SEC schools? Because, I don’t know if you’ve paid attention, but the SEC collectively shits on aggy, and has since their induction. Leave my alma mater out of it, if you’re broad-brushing this as the entire conference believes anything aggy says.
July 31, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: That's about my rate, too. I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle. I'm seeing them in Nacogdoches too, that's scary...
July 31, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful. I'm also seeing them a couple of times a week, and I don't get out much. With all the sitings people have I question... Has anyone ever seen anything being carried in the bed? All I've ever seen is them driving around like a big fugly car, and never a working truck or something.
July 31, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Victor R. Franko said: I'm also seeing them a couple of times a week, and I don't get out much. With all the sitings people have I question... Has anyone ever seen anything being carried in the bed? All I've ever seen is them driving around like a big fugly car, and never a working truck or something. I never see anything in the bed of most regular pickups. At least not the ones driven by white folks. Edited July 31, 20241 yr by Deej
July 31, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Deej said: I never see anything in the bed of most regular pickups. Jim Bob the plumber and Hector Rodriguez the arborist aren’t going to use a freakshow like those things for work trucks.
July 31, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Jim Bob the plumber and Hector Rodriguez the arborist aren’t going to use a freakshow like those things for work trucks. I said "most".
July 31, 20241 yr Just now, Deej said: I said "most". The only things my oldest son has hauled around in his bigass 4x4 truck are his football tailgate chairs & folding tables.
July 31, 20241 yr I have the same truck. Tell him to pull off all those badges and stickers on the paint.
July 31, 20241 yr Now my middle son’s truck is a genuine workhorse - almost 300,000 on the odometer and is running on its second engine. He has been in the home renovation business for over 30 years.
July 31, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: The only things my oldest son has hauled around in his bigass 4x4 truck are his football tailgate chairs & folding tables. This is me
July 31, 20241 yr The most common truck I see hauling stuff out in the sticks of Tennessee are old Ford Rangers, followed by old beat up white Ford F150s, final contestants are very old Nissans and Toyotas. Never seen a Ram hauling shit, but a lot with fat rims and low profile tires. Have yet to see a Cybertruck in the country. But.. not many "aggies" in these parts.
July 31, 20241 yr I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different. How many white crv/mazda/rav4s/highlander/hyundai/kia shitty crossovers can you look at? Cars used to be fun. Signed - guy who drives an orange raptor, a metallic blue old 911 and my wife drives a green land rover defender to the mall and HEB (when open of course).
July 31, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said: I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different. Different for the sake of being different at the expense of it being fucking ugly and stupid is 100% pure aggy.
July 31, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said: I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different. How many white crv/mazda/rav4s/highlander/hyundai/kia shitty crossovers can you look at? Cars used to be fun. Signed - guy who drives an orange raptor, a metallic blue old 911 and my wife drives a green land rover defender to the mall and HEB (when open of course). I always drove beater cars for work (‘58 Oldsmobile, ‘60 and ‘64 Ramblers, ‘78 Buick), but upgraded when I retired to a new S-10 pickup, followed by a new 2000 Cherokee. Then a 2019 Civic coupe (with 14,000 miles) which I just gave to a grandson for his 21st birthday. Lastly this 2024 Civic hatchback that is a “luxury” ride to me. Edited July 31, 20241 yr by Armybrat
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