Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

Just now, BurntEyes said:

They probably all love the anti-christian ball danglen Olypic intros. They have no real power at all and everyone hates them.

tu probably drew the hole thing up. 

They keep bosing everyone around and destroyed every conference they been in before.

SEC gonna teach them something.

It's funny cause they ain't win bull since forever.

  • Replies 91.1k
  • Views 9.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

31 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

tu probably drew the hole thing up. 

They keep bosing everyone around and destroyed every conference they been in before.

SEC gonna teach them something.

It's funny cause they ain't win bull since forever.

Sunday Funday?

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part.  They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers.  There you go.

I am sorry, this is very close to perfection, but I cannot award this full marks because you inexplicably forgot to mention dildos.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

but we haven't done anything yet

how can they get po'ed at us when we haven't done anything yet

We beat Bama at home last year….you just don’t do that….then we made Saban quit….we screwed up their conference…they are just scared!  They now have to lash out.

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We beat Bama at home last year….you just don’t do that….then we made Saban quit….we screwed up their conference…they are just scared!  They now have to lash out.

1.  Milroe was still raw, they were a totally different team at the end of the year

2.  you just don't understand the week-in, week-out grind of SEC footbaw

i don't have time to fuck with secrant but someone absolutely needs to ask in every forum - are they really actually po'ed at us already? - what have we done in our first 28 days in the league that's pissed off anyone?

I think that by us and OUsux almost mandates 9 conference games after 2025. No longer will they have the annual “cupcake” November home game that each have relished, while 50% of the rest of the country experiences a loss.

Hook’em!!!

Plus adding us and OUsux actually brings another conference loss to most teams, while a conference matchup takes the gimme away.

Hook’em!!!

15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

He might invite you down to the parking lot for fisticuffs

giphy.webp

  • Popular Post

Guys, I know I write of lot of stupid stuff here, but I'm gonna be serious;

I'm really, really scared of SEC leader Texas A&M University

  • They have traditions that we can't even comprehend, like Bonfire
  • They have the cleanest program and the top academics. Don't believe me? SEE THE BILLBOARD
  • They have the most spirit and they have the most welcoming fans
  • They throw money around like it's nothing and have set records for coach buyouts 
  • They have faced the SEC gauntlet and dominated FOR YEARS!
  • And they almost made the playoffs in 2020!!!

We have NEVER played the level of SEC teams that we now face, and we can't understand what it takes to do it as well as Aggy has. Just look at MURDERERS ROW that we are facing this season: 

  • Mississippi State
  • Vanderbilt
  • Florida
  • Arkanas
  • Kentucky
  • TEXAS A&M 

That's why I continue to DEMAND that we stage the first annual Surly Horns / TexAgs VIRTUAL SUMMIT so we can learn from them what it takes.

We do it on Zoom. We listen and we LEARN.

 
 

Edited by TreatyOak

On 7/28/2024 at 4:27 PM, jimmyjazz said:

They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part.  They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers.  There you go.

You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos

How is new Mexico aggy so much better than tamu aggy?

1722290088569491-sp.png

15 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos

Wave one dildo and that becomes your whole Identity to brainlets. 

16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos

As I recall, those were coeds waving those dildos, not the usual Surly assholes.

52 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

"Siri, how can I make the ugliest vehicle on the road even uglier?"

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Siri, how can I make the ugliest vehicle on the road even uglier?"

Put an SEC sticker on it too.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was.  Pictures do not do it justice.  It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen.  I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous?  He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool.  He's 11 so I gave him a pass.

15 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was.  Pictures do not do it justice.  It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen.  I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous?  He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool.  He's 11 so I gave him a pass.

pictures don't do a good job of showing just how fucking big the cybertruck is. If it were, like, Delorean sized, maybe it wouldn't be *too* bad, but the thing is the size of a fucking SUV. It's low-poly AND a behemoth. It looks so fucking ugly in person.

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

How is new Mexico aggy so much better than tamu aggy?

 

 

I misread this as temu aggy at first.  However, after some reflection I think it is still appropriate.

Just now, Noah Fence said:

I misread this as temu aggy at first.  However, after some reflection I think it is still appropriate.

Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.

1 hour ago, Cody2422 said:

Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was.  Pictures do not do it justice.  It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen.  I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous?  He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool.  He's 11 so I gave him a pass.

In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

pictures don't do a good job of showing just how fucking big the cybertruck is. If it were, like, Delorean sized, maybe it wouldn't be *too* bad, but the thing is the size of a fucking SUV. It's low-poly AND a behemoth. It looks so fucking ugly in person.

It looks like what someone thinks a trash can might look like in Back to the Future

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.

That's about my rate, too.  I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.

Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)

Texas A&M Aggies Football 2024  Printable Schedule

53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)

Texas A&M Aggies Football 2024  Printable Schedule

Umm...

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's about my rate, too.  I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.

The same thing that would compel someone to shoot up a school. 

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

As I recall, those were coeds waving those dildos, not the usual Surly assholes.

I was waving a dildo

hqdefault.jpg

4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.

Hey Galveston is cooler than college station. 
 

Pelican island though…. big oof….

 

dji_fly_20240515_135942_195_1715799607663_photo_optimized.jpeg

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)

Texas A&M Aggies Football 2024  Printable Schedule

If they beat McNeese they should probably just go ahead and put a Southland Conference championship on the wall. 

Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.

Temu aggy is what aTm commerce’s athletic department refers to the college station version.
They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part.  They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers.  There you go.

Are you referring to aggy, or the other SEC schools? Because, I don’t know if you’ve paid attention, but the SEC collectively shits on aggy, and has since their induction. Leave my alma mater out of it, if you’re broad-brushing this as the entire conference believes anything aggy says.
9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's about my rate, too.  I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.

I'm seeing them in Nacogdoches too, that's scary...

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.

I'm also seeing them a couple of times a week, and I don't get out much. With all the sitings people have I question...

Has anyone ever seen anything being carried in the bed? All I've ever seen is them driving around like a big fugly car, and never a working truck or something.

1 hour ago, Victor R. Franko said:

I'm also seeing them a couple of times a week, and I don't get out much. With all the sitings people have I question...

Has anyone ever seen anything being carried in the bed? All I've ever seen is them driving around like a big fugly car, and never a working truck or something.

I never see anything in the bed of most regular pickups. 

At least not the ones driven by white folks.

Edited by Deej

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I never see anything in the bed of most regular pickups.

Jim Bob the plumber and Hector Rodriguez the arborist aren’t going to use a freakshow like those things for work trucks.

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Jim Bob the plumber and Hector Rodriguez the arborist aren’t going to use a freakshow like those things for work trucks.

I said "most". 

Just now, Deej said:

I said "most". 

The only things my oldest son has hauled around in his bigass 4x4 truck are his football tailgate chairs & folding tables.

 

IMG_1585.jpeg

Never know when you'll need to make a Costco run. 

I have the same truck.  Tell him to pull off all those badges and stickers on the paint. 

Now my middle son’s truck is a genuine workhorse - almost 300,000 on the odometer and is running on its second engine. 
He has been in the home renovation business for over 30 years. 

 

IMG_3662.jpeg

  • Popular Post
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

The only things my oldest son has hauled around in his bigass 4x4 truck are his football tailgate chairs & folding tables.

 

IMG_1585.jpeg

This is me

spacer.png

The most common truck I see hauling stuff out in the sticks of Tennessee are old Ford Rangers, followed by old beat up white Ford F150s, final contestants are very old Nissans and Toyotas.

Never seen a Ram hauling shit, but a lot with fat rims and low profile tires. Have yet to see a Cybertruck in the country.

But.. not many "aggies" in these parts.

I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different.     How many white crv/mazda/rav4s/highlander/hyundai/kia shitty crossovers can you look at?    Cars used to be fun.

Signed - guy who drives an orange raptor, a metallic blue old 911 and my wife drives a green land rover defender to the mall and HEB (when open of course).  

10 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different.

Different for the sake of being different at the expense of it being fucking ugly and stupid is 100% pure aggy.

1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different.     How many white crv/mazda/rav4s/highlander/hyundai/kia shitty crossovers can you look at?    Cars used to be fun.

Signed - guy who drives an orange raptor, a metallic blue old 911 and my wife drives a green land rover defender to the mall and HEB (when open of course).  

I always drove beater cars for work (‘58 Oldsmobile, ‘60 and ‘64 Ramblers, ‘78 Buick), but upgraded when I retired to a new S-10 pickup, followed by a new 2000 Cherokee.
Then a 2019 Civic coupe (with 14,000 miles) which I just gave to a grandson for his 21st birthday. 
Lastly this 2024 Civic hatchback that is a “luxury” ride to me.

 

IMG_5464.jpeg

Edited by Armybrat

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.