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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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This is me when I don't keep my records alphabetized. Bad habit.

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Single moms with the pity party crack me. Stfu bitch and quit having kids with different men. I can having one kid and with a guy and learning your lesson but you go have 2 more with different dudes.

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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7 for sure might throw a possible in the mix also

I felt like I was reading a foreign language here; fortunately, somebody else asked the question before I did, so I could get an interpretation.

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9 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

7 for sure might throw a possible in the mix also

Nope he’s got 5 for sure but not 7.

High Joker, Low Joker, Ace of Spades are automatic.  The 5 of Spades will like trump on 2nd round of Clubs and he can probably count on the Ace of Diamonds but that’s it because the guy has 6 of the possible 14 diamonds meaning at best the other players have 8 between them which means someone only has 2 (or less) so that makes the King of Diamonds questionable and the Queen is unlikely unless you can run out the trumps which isn’t a sure thing with only 4 (even with the 3 highest).  Same goes for the Queen of Hearts since he only has 2 to play and the King and Ace are out there.  The most I’d bid is 6 but 5 is the safe play, at 7 you’re asking to bust.

I'm drunk and looking again, you have a point but any decent player should be able to get 6 books with that. So I'll say maybe 7 but 6 should be money

Hearts is such a better game.

White side of my family played hearts and washers at family reunions, Mexican side played spades and dominoes. Never got into hearts

One of the greatest lyrics of all time....

"She's so fine there's no telling where the money went..."

12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

What kind of clown show has fucking jokers in a game of Spades.

Fucking millenials

This.

 

 

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Look at me guys, I'm leaving Facebook! Pay attention to me!

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Look at me guys, I'm leaving Facebook! Pay attention to me!

if you have his number hit him up

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Justin Weiss

That dude is 38?  WTF is he doing with his life?  I thought he was like 22 from all the post I’ve seen here.

 

He’s one of those incel characters because he’s socially awkward but thinks he’s above the dating pool open to him.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Napoleon is all grownsed up.

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

GTA San Andreas

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NBA street vol 2

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Justin Weiss

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Mike Judge is looking at the instagram photo thinking, "OK, I think I've got a new character . . . Hank's long lost step brother "

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Holy shit that's funny.

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Justin Weiss

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Oh shit yes. I remember this dude. Liked to play himself up to be some hyper-intelligent suave alpha man who was above the reach of most women. Actually the most insecure and desperate man on the planet. God, it’s like we’re back on Shaggy.

5 hours ago, SDG said:

That dude is 38?  WTF is he doing with his life?  I thought he was like 22 from all the post I’ve seen here.

 

Holy fuck. I didn’t even notice. Wow.

https://vimeo.com/user49474942

Justin's Vimeo page with one crappy video of him playing guitar that looks like it was recorded on a VCR with dirty heads. But his profile is SOOO money.

 

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

FIFY 

 

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2 hours ago, immortal13 said:

No Steven Seagal? 

you’re picking a team of three to fight against steven segal.  even with the best three from that group that fight is a toss-up.

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Pouring down rain and driving. Better get on Facebook Live to show everyone! 

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18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Oh, how 2007.

you’re picking a team of three to fight against steven segal.  even with the best three from that group that fight is a toss-up.

I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

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