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On 5/31/2019 at 11:44 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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That's got to be a toupee.... right?

On 5/31/2019 at 11:44 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Looks like a cross between tv shows Gangland & The 3 Stooges...

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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".....and I need to shower off the grime."

He's getting ready for his shooting spree. Vic, you need to report this guy to the cops/authorities, stat.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So, random jocks are still giving him wedgies?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hey Nicole if you're so bored maybe get a fucking job like the rest of us adults. 

What is she, 13? 

".....and I need to shower off the grime."
He's getting ready for his shooting spree. Vic, you need to report this guy to the cops/authorities, stat.

This right here.

But his chick seems interesting.
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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey Nicole if you're so bored maybe get a fucking job like the rest of us adults. 

What is she, 13? 

I find it hard to believe you can get bored when you have 5 kids to raise. Those are all her kids in that pic.

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Jesus christ nicole close your fucking legs and get a damn job you cunt. She probably leaves all her kids with her mom while she goes out and spends all 5 of her baby daddys child support. Fucking hell man.
1 hour ago, happyhookem said:

 

Is that a Chia Pet? Which one?

Dickbutt.

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That boy's cheese done slid off his cracker. 

He probably needs to slide onto a cracker so he can quit with his disbelief that he’s gay 

Damn. The donk to end all donks.

 

Dumbasses forgot the swangas though.

10 hours ago, Okie State said:

Dude is obsessed with keyboards.

And the gubmint stealing his water cooler chit chat.

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18 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Dickbutt.

Mike.

Hall of cost was the only one that took me awhile to figure out.  I weep for the future.  Truth be told, I thought youth in asia was real until I asked my dad why they were talking about it on the the news so much.  Pretty sure I was 10 or less.

23 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Hall of cost was the only one that took me awhile to figure out.  I weep for the future.  Truth be told, I thought youth in asia was real until I asked my dad why they were talking about it on the the news so much.  Pretty sure I was 10 or less.

Sounds for meal your

What happened to Alpha bro Mike?

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34 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

What happened to Alpha bro Mike?

And Corey?  Where's Corey?  That dude was allsome.

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I mean... come on, their names specifically for land grabbing y’alls land...

And they like bags of dicks...

Those gubmint bastards prolly deleting the hundreds of replies to Justin’s posts. Sorry fuckers. 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Someone was working the photoshop on the hollowed out fingers.   Damn that's ugly.

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I have to say, I like her alphet. 

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