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How much disinformation can a person fit into a single conspiracy tard post? Every single assertion is wrong.

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3 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Why do that? I get the testosterone thing, but damn.

If I’m not mistaken, I believe King also said that Houston would beat Oklahoma in Norman back in 2019 when he was the quarterback. I’ll have to look through archives for it but I don’t really feel like doing that.

How much disinformation can a person fit into a single conspiracy tard post? Every single assertion is wrong.
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Lol. I've seen that picture dozens of times and haven't searched for it once.

Everyday I'm amazed at how dumb people are.
1 hour ago, Okie State said:

Lol. I've seen that picture dozens of times and haven't searched for it once.

Everyday I'm amazed at how dumb people are.

The incredibly hard to find picture from the 1800's that's the top image result if you google "1918 Spanish Flu." Bill Gates really needs to work on his photo hiding skills.

Also, I'm steaming mad upon hearing that the world would have free energy if it weren't for that dastardly JP Getty.

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Totally forgot to mention the best part. Getty Images was founded in 1997. It has absolutely jack shit to do with John Paul Getty (died 1976).

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Screenshot this, it won’t age well.

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why would we screenshot something so obviously fake?  it’s an odd request. 

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Screenshot this, it won’t age well.

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Da U has been "back" almost as many times as . . . dare I say it? . . . . I can't

 

15 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

The incredibly hard to find picture from the 1800's that's the top image result if you google "1918 Spanish Flu." Bill Gates really needs to work on his photo hiding skills.

Also, I'm steaming mad upon hearing that the world would have free energy if it weren't for that dastardly JP Getty.

Not only that, but he has a giant pedophile rape/murder dungeon underneath his museum.

He only wants us all to believe he's dead -- he's been hitting that sweet, sweet adrenochrome since WW2.

These are the pictures the media don't want you to see:

Getty in 1960:

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Getty today at a pedo keg party

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I am sad to learn the world is still not affording Justin the means to get laid.

23 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Soda or Coke

Coke is the right answer. But, at least you didn’t say pop.  

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Suspicious. 

What's the deal with these imposter-assed looking cans? 

And Coca-Cola Light? Mirinda? 

Get the fuck out of here, Dr. Pibb...

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On 7/9/2021 at 11:02 AM, cmontexas said:

Actually Dom doesn't even say the word family one time in the new one

Damn. Spoiler alert that shit!

9 hours ago, Okie State said:
17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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Isn't this dude still collecting unemployment?

He’ll go to buy his house, get denied, then go on a self-replicating diatribe about how the system is working against him.  

13 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Pop 

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Who is she? I need to know for research. 

On 7/7/2021 at 10:26 PM, Lobo said:

She picked a weird urn for her daddy ashes/daddy issues.  

Used them to make some tortillas?

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This is me. My house is in a constant state of half finished projects.

Pop.
I grew up calling it pop and was very anti-calling everything Coke. Then I moved to Texas and can't even remember the last time I called them pop.
Suspicious. 
What's the deal with these imposter-assed looking cans? 
And Coca-Cola Light? Mirinda? 
Get the fuck out of here, Dr. Pibb...














Lol that was good. Who the hell compares MelloYello to Sprite though? GTFO with Dr. Thunder.

“i only date black guys that have a pachyderm fetish”

4 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Who is she? I need to know for research. 

Kayleigh

 

 

 

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Lol yep…

If I say I’m going to fix something, there’s no need to remind every month.

My wife says I fix things in 2 ways
1. It’s fixed but nothing gets put away or properly reassembled. Or

2. I get 90% done and then spend the next month trying to figure what I’m doing wrong

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