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5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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#1 underwater. 
#2 out of water. 

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Poor little Tess Tickle is gonna have a hard time on the playground. 

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Could be me in the numbered jersey. Can’t confirm. 

Obviously our society tends to gravitate towards extremes when a middle-of-the-road common sense solution will do just fine.  But this reminds me of my uncle in Chicago.  We'd sit four across in the backseat (my two cousins and me and my sister).  No seatbelts.  And he was probably half in the bag.  and he'd pass back completed cigarettes for one of us on the outboard seats to put out in those old school lincoln ashtrays because he didn't want it stink up the front seat.  So there I am holding a Benson & Hedges still lit cig with no seatbelt on at like age 8.  But then he yells at me to lock the doors because I could fall out at the next on-ramp which he exited going 80mph in a car with no air brakes.  Ah, to a simpler time I suppose...  

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Could be me in the numbered jersey. Can’t confirm. 

Bubble wrap making it hard for you to tell?  ;)

 But for the pickup truck picture we would be sitting on the side edges of the bed as long as we weren't on the highway.   Those kids have over protective 70's parents.

30 minutes ago, nnm said:

#1 underwater. 
#2 out of water. 

If a porpoise plays a trumpet in the ocean and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound? 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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13% of the time, they maul the handler.

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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ATTS Breed Statistics

This quote up at the top amuses me...

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The pass-fail rate is not a measure of a breed’s aggression, but rather of each dog’s ability to interact with humans, human situations, and the environment. See a description of the test on the TT Test Description page.

The data presented on our web site is raw data; it is not a scientific study nor is there any statistical significance attached. We have no control over who brings their dog to the test and there is no accurate data as to a dog breed’s population in the US.

...but the 87.6% pass rate isn't even remotely close to 4th best.

2 hours ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

ATTS Breed Statistics

This quote up at the top amuses me...

...but the 87.6% pass rate isn't even remotely close to 4th best.

You got you there your frequency and then over there you got yourself your severity.  I'd take my chances with a 25% aggressive shi tzu or chihuahua over a 5% aggressive pit bull.  

14 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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That's funny and all but let's contemplate a 4 hour professional even you can get into for $21.

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I've petted two pit bulls in the past two days that were total puticas.  But I completely agree with the comments that the sweet ones are sweet but the bad ones are bad (87% love sponge, 13% murderer).  

On 5/15/2024 at 5:14 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Miami airport. Nathan’s hotdog burger stand.  I’ve done it to the same person like 2-3 times on accident.  Fuck me close to home on this one. 

21 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Miami airport. Nathan’s hotdog burger stand.  I’ve done it to the same person like 2-3 times on accident.  Fuck me close to home on this one. 

Good job on this post.  No one knows what the fuck you're talking about. It's better that way.

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Good job on this post.  No one knows what the fuck you're talking about. It's better that way.

I remember my first margarita night. You’ll feel better in the AM.   Allow me to stupid it for you. There is a woman that looks eerily similar to the one pictured that currently works at the Nathan’s hut at MIA.  But she has a mustache and some sweet chops.  I have accidentally called her ma’am, and got a glance.  Have accidentally said sir, and have gotten a look.  I don’t know what gender this person is but out of habit still say yes ma’am/sir.  Hope that clears it up for you homie. 

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54 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I remember my first margarita night. You’ll feel better in the AM.   Allow me to stupid it for you. There is a woman that looks eerily similar to the one pictured that currently works at the Nathan’s hut at MIA.  But she has a mustache and some sweet chops.  I have accidentally called her ma’am, and got a glance.  Have accidentally said sir, and have gotten a look.  I don’t know what gender this person is but out of habit still say yes ma’am/sir.  Hope that clears it up for you homie. 

I think we're more wondering why are you at the fucking Nathan's hotdog stand in the Miami airport so often?

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think we're more wondering why are you at the fucking Nathan's hotdog stand in the Miami airport so often?

They have that or a Chili’s, and I travel there every third week or so. 

Just now, fattyflattie said:

They have that or a Chili’s

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Ok but what about love field whataburger. What if I think the cashier is a woman but there a little bit of a five’oclock shadow? Do I get the fries or the rings?

3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They have that or a Chili’s, and I travel there (Miami) every third week or so. 

My condolences. Miami can get flattened by a class 10 hurricane and I would cheer for Mother Nature. 

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I think we're more wondering why are you at the fucking Nathan's hotdog stand in the Miami airport so often?


Apparently he likes weiners. In abundance. NTTAWWT.

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

My condolences. Miami can get flattened by a class 10 hurricane and I would cheer for Mother Nature. 

I already liked you as a poster but comments like this just move you further up my list.

22 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Apparently he likes weiners. In abundance. NTTAWWT.

Ambiguously gendered wieners at that.

All of these fast casual restaurant gender stories remind me of “Delirious”

Goddammit Gus, your wife ain’t No Puerto Rican working at Nathan’s or Popeye’s at the airport.  She got a fucking mustache, Gus.  She ain’t a cashier, she a goddamn BigFoot.  Can’t cook or take an order.  But I bet she can climb the fuck out tree though.  

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

My condolences. Miami can get flattened by a class 10 hurricane and I would cheer for Mother Nature. 

I’m not that mad at it, but yeah, not my favorite place.  Luckily I get to bounce between Coral Gables, Key Biscayne, and South Beach.  So I miss a lot of the less desirable parts.   
 

1 hour ago, Covri said:

Ambiguously gendered wieners at that.

They’ve got a double cheeseburger that doesn’t give you airplane shits, and a nice cashier with some bad ass sideburns and I believe, tits.  Good enough for me. 

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