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This is a lie. She’ll text wyd at 2:15 am and he’ll be there in 7 minutes.
Just now, futureman said:

who’s Ian?

The guy with a belly full of prongles and dr perky

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

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Wow. Do not besmirch a FD RX-7 by comparing it with a Ford Contour.

That particular Mazda was absolutely beautiful, even by today’s standards. 

Hell yea man those were good times. A couple of them are “realtors” now also 

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Nurses, RN's, MA's, DA's are some of the biggest hoes. @Zepol87 can confirm,

I can also confirm.

If you fuck well they will pass you around like a good joint.

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32 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Wow. Do not besmirch a FD RX-7 by comparing it with a Ford Contour.

That particular Mazda was absolutely beautiful, even by today’s standards. 

That’s a 3rd gen Taurus my friend. I drove one for a couple years, although mine was in the highly sought-after “tan” color way.

 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Clown carton WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?!? the three possible conclusions to a story posted in the shart thread.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Bozo doesn’t even matter?

Krusty doesn’t even matter?

Homey doesn’t even matter?

Clown doesn’t even matter?

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Bozo dozen even matter?

Krusty dozen even matter?

Homey dozen even matter?

Clown dozen even matter?

Fify

Nope. A pee can is something you keep under the bed, according to my grandmother, who was a direct descendant from and two generations away from the Old Three Hundred.

They had can in the old 300 days? Granny was just lazy and making shit up.

Grilled cheese.

I say this because a grilled ham & cheese is not a grilled cheese. Want a plain grilled cheese? Eat the ham off it first. 
 

Win win. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Holy shit this photo brought back memories of my time with the Lanier Vikings football team.

We used to have our pre-game meals at the Chariot Inn on I35 and St John’s.

That, uh meat, looks just like the dried up roast beef we used to get. We also got a baked potato…..DRY.

Coach Emerson would not let them serve us butter for some reason.

Many of us would bring our own butter from home but it could get messy.

Hard to believe that was over fifty years ago.

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