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The newer auto on/off bright sucks shit as well.  It won't blind oncoming traffic but they'll stay on bright with someone going the same direction in front of you until you are right on their ass.  At least for Honda that's the case.

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2 hours ago, abuelo gringo said:

I range all the way from cassette tape recording to burning CDs, but made my biggest killing on Usenet news groups.

nntp ftmfw

 

EDIT: still have a reel-to-reel tape machine... although I have to admit I haven't fired it up since my preamp died.

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Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Fuck the poem
Play some Slayer
1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Fuck the poem
Play some Slayer

not your best effort. 

There will be starch residue on it, but I'm team quick rinse and put away.  They take up way too much real estate in the dishwasher.  My wife puts colanders/measuring cups/bowls/spoons that she used to measure water or simple dry ingredients in the sink to fester with all the other dirty dishes.  If she cooks anything beyond a grilled cheese it's two loads worth of dishes in the dishwasher.


I try this too but even hitting it sponge and soap if pasta sat for even a minute doesn’t feel sufficient in removing that sticky starch feeling. Sucks man.

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I too feel the need to assert my gender identity in the cracker barrel gift shop.


Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Fuck the poem
Play some Slayer

not your best effort. 


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead, warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control, rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
Something something
No more Mariah Carey

I'm selling my house and moving to a new town. 

That town:

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23 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

There will be starch residue on it, but I'm team quick rinse and put away.  They take up way too much real estate in the dishwasher.  My wife puts colanders/measuring cups/bowls/spoons that she used to measure water or simple dry ingredients in the sink to fester with all the other dirty dishes.  If she cooks anything beyond a grilled cheese it's two loads worth of dishes in the dishwasher.

True about the residue.  Had a roomate in college that would cook pasta at least two times a week and never wash it.  Within a few weeks water would not even come out of the holes anymore.  Was disgusting but par for the course with his cleaning habits.

26 minutes ago, Zwylde said:

True about the residue.  Had a roomate in college that would cook pasta at least two times a week and never wash it.  Within a few weeks water would not even come out of the holes anymore.  Was disgusting but par for the course with his cleaning habits.

But how was the pasta? Did anyone sicken and die?

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Her problem is that she married an aggy

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2, 4, 3, 1 is the correct order here.

 

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm selling my house and moving to a new town. 

That town:

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After the move:

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm selling my house and moving to a new town. 

That town:

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It's only a torrent de Pussy if it's from the Pussy region of France.  Otherwise, it's just a torrent of sparkling vagina.

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28 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The fuck are those 1980s losers eating? 

Potatoes laced with?

Clown
Loser
Shit

On 3/23/2024 at 8:42 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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Fuck that. Idaho is awesome. I wish I could convince my wife to move to Idaho Falls. I’d go TOMORROW.

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Maybe Jerry just decided to be even more awesome and to indulge in awesomeness and enjoy his chicken-eating helmet. Which I want.

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