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9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

THEY DON'T HAVE LABELS.  SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A PLATE OF COOKIES.  YOU INNOCENTLY PICK ONE UP AND SAY "OH, WOW, THIS LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.  YOU EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS, ALMOST EUPHORIA AS YOU LIFT THE COOKIE TO YOUR MOUTH.  YOU BITE INTO THIS UNLABELED IMPOSTER AND EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR A MOMENT.  THEN YOU REALIZE . . . SOMETHING'S WRONG.  THERE'S NO SWEET TASTE OF CHOCOLATE, ONLY THE SQUISHINESS OF  . . . FUCKING RAISINS.  

So let me get this straight - you propose to exile the delicious Oatmeal Raisin Cookie because you can't visually distinguish it from Chocolate Chip Cookies? 

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Same thing can be said about Rich's in Houston. Happened to a roommate of mine freshman year of college. 

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12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

THEY DON'T HAVE LABELS.  SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A PLATE OF COOKIES.  YOU INNOCENTLY PICK ONE UP AND SAY "OH, WOW, THIS LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.  YOU EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS, ALMOST EUPHORIA AS YOU LIFT THE COOKIE TO YOUR MOUTH.  YOU BITE INTO THIS UNLABELED IMPOSTER AND EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR A MOMENT.  THEN YOU REALIZE . . . SOMETHING'S WRONG.  THERE'S NO SWEET TASTE OF CHOCOLATE, ONLY THE SQUISHINESS OF  . . . FUCKING RAISINS.  

Maybe you should consider glasses if you can't tell a raisin from a chocolate chip

Try the oatmeal raisin from tiffs treats, they’ll change your opinion. 

Yes, they are among the best oatmeal raisin cookies.

So what? That’s like bragging about serving the best shit sandwich because it’s on fresh toasted sourdough….it’s still a shit sandwich.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are a lie, and a sin, and the work of Satan himself.
25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So what? That’s like bragging about serving the best shit sandwich because it’s on fresh toasted sourdough….it’s still a shit sandwich.


Until you add bacon. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The good news is, you're getting a new car.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Maybe you should consider glasses if you can't tell a raisin from a chocolate chip

And Jesus Fucking Christ, an oatmeal raisin cookie is practically written in Braille anyway. 

Barbara bollingsley to the courtesy phone maybe

You clearly aren’t a cop. [mention=17]Speedtrucker[/mention]

Nope. Something different
14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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He’s an asshole. The real story is that fucked up door. I can’t help but notice the difference in the gap along the bottom of the door. 3” gap on the hinge side, guessing 1/2” on the jam side. How the fuck does that fucker even close?

1 hour ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

He’s an asshole. The real story is that fucked up door. I can’t help but notice the difference in the gap along the bottom of the door. 3” gap on the hinge side, guessing 1/2” on the jam side. How the fuck does that fucker even close?

I think that is an optical illusion because the door might not be fully closed

29 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I think that is an optical illusion because the door might not be fully closed

I don’t know. I have had a lot of practice seeing OCD shit in the it’s happening thread about goalposts…..

22 hours ago, futureman said:

little help 

Do you not Good Times, bro?

10 minutes ago, After irth said:

Do you not Good Times, bro?

negative. did someone burn that little girl with an iron or what?

3 hours ago, futureman said:

negative. did someone burn that little girl with an iron or what?

Not just on the show…

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm going to post pictures of me not caring all over the internet, because I don't care.  

Choad.

With my K-Bar.  What a weirdo.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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"It looks like some post-apocalyptic housing center for survivors that still want some normalcy but can't go outside," writes commenter @terrytoro. User @luckystar0515 adds, "Looks like a place you go in but you never come back out."

Why are there indoor balconies?

In another TikTok video, @rayyy.of_sunshine offers this possible explanation for the bizarre design choice: "Apparently there are balconies because some rooms literally don't have windows and apparently, that doesn't meet fire code. But if they have a balcony, then it's fine because if there's a fire, then they can jump from the balcony."

So, in addition to the indoor balconies that look out over the hallway, some of the rooms also don't have windows. No, thank you.

What does the inside of the unit look like?

In yet another video, @rayyy.of_sunshine gives her followers a tour of one of the units. But first, she explains that she does not live in this building — instead, she's temporarily living there with a roommate while they wait to move into another apartment.

 

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I just assumed that the indoor balconies were in some tremendously inhospitable environment where socializing outdoors with your neighbors is often impossible due to the climate. 

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You’re not an OG. That’s about 2 generations late.

Had a Sears Pong console hooked up to a Curtis Mathes TV like this.

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

With my K-Bar.  What a weirdo.

How did he get your K-Bar?

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


You’re not an OG. That’s about 2 generations late.

Had a Sears Pong console hooked up to a Curtis Mathes TV like this.

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This picture is made even more epic by the Lincoln Towncar in the reflection.  I thought all cars that had "doors" on the headlights were the coolest things ever. 

 

Not the first time huh, I bet she is a joy to live with.

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15 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


You’re not an OG. That’s about 2 generations late.

Had a Sears Pong console hooked up to a Curtis Mathes TV like this.

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Curtis Mathis?  Yall were rich!  Made in Athens, TX. 

Just now, markstanco said:

Curtis Mathis?  Yall were rich!  Made in Athens, TX. 

We were dirt ass poor. I'm sure it was a hand me down from my grandparents.

1 hour ago, rpspeed said:

 

Not the first time huh, I bet she is a joy to live with.

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bamachick?

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