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3 strikeouts on Trout, Urquidy is dealing!

Fucking Urquidy...6 innings, 2 hits and a run, not our standard

Ho hum, just another 6 inning 1 run start

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Bunt more

 

lol

X2

 

 

the shock and surprise by the family as we are driving and listening right now is hilarious .

 

“Do they make him run the bases!”

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4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

machete should be bunting every single time he comes up.  even if there are no runners on base or there are 2 out.  just for practice.

Lol

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i said what i said. 

What a day to say it!  Greatest reverse jinx ever. 

Wantz: "Kid, let me tell you about that time I struck out Yordan Alvarez and Alex Bregman back to back." 

Kid: "Yeah? Well, I heard you also got taken yard by some midget and Maldonado." 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Tube bombs!

killing his rbi:hr ratio /surly

Chazzy Fizz going oppo again!

ph-ing for the guy with two homers today.  No pressure kid.

We're doing Trout like he's Joey Gallo or something

OVER-RATED !!!!!!

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Enoli is starting to look like a closer!

Go Astros!!!

 

LFG!!!

 

Weren't these guys the contrarian's pick to win this division?

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Weren't these guys the contrarian's pick to win this division?

A lot of fucking contrarians. I made a big point of mocking the baseball intelligencia but we were only picked to win the division by something like 45% of the limp dick motherfuckers who do this for a living. It was us at 45/ them at 30 or so and Seattle at 25 or so. 
I want to say that of the 30 mongloids that work for ESPN and 20 at the Atlantic that we were picked to win the World Series by like 1 person and make it there by 3 people total. So so so stupid. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

A lot of fucking contrarians. I made a big point of mocking the baseball intelligencia but we were only picked to win the division by something like 45% of the limp dick motherfuckers who do this for a living. It was us at 45/ them at 30 or so and Seattle at 25 or so. 
I want to say that of the 30 mongloids that work for ESPN and 20 at the Atlantic that we were picked to win the World Series by like 1 person and make it there by 3 people total. So so so stupid. 

They were trying to will the Astros not winning the division into existence

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