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The history lesson and connections between Astros crew and hip-hop is exactly everything baseball is.

 

I love this fucking game so much. Literally no other sport can give you that. Tony Romo, eat your heart out.

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Bruh....Mashitty really bout to hit a grand slam???

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I love this fucking game so much. Literally no other sport can give you that. Tony Romo, eat your heart out.

Cricket commentators have lots of free time to bring up some great stories / tell jokes as well.

Here's Aussie commentator Kerry O'Keefe doing the classic Norm McDonald frog walks into a bank joke during a test match.  While he was telling the joke three or four bowls (pitches) were thrown.

 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bruh....Mashitty really bout to hit a grand slam???

Justin Timberlake What GIF

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bruh....Mashitty really bout to hit a grand slam???

Better odds on GIDP.  Or infield fly rule... whatever.

Man, Maldonado is so good today that he didn't even hit into a DP so Altuve could hit again.

Just now, runthebone said:

Man, Maldonado is so good today that he didn't even hit into a DP so Altuve could hit again.

Team player.

I mean i hate Maton with the best of them but that sucks

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Cricket commentators have lots of free time to bring up some great stories / tell jokes as well.

Here's Aussie commentator Kerry O'Keefe doing the classic Norm McDonald frog walks into a bank joke during a test match.  While he was telling the joke three or four bowls (pitches) were thrown.

 

 

 

Oh shit. 

 

Full ass jokes (set up and punch line. Not just inside joke shit) during game play. I might have to throw our British (and by extension the penal colony who couldn't throw off their oppressor Aussies) forefathers a bone here.

 

(I did actually lol as 1.) that was ridiculous 2.) it took forever and 3.) there was an actual game going 4.) It was funny!)

Loved Billy D.  Might have to break out my customized rainbow sleeve #19 Doran jersey

I know alot of people liked Davis, but Doran was my dude. First Astros player that I would say was my favorite.



How bad was it to Maton?  Stopped watching
Pegged in lower back. Didn't seem horrible but taken out

Singleton’s response when someone asks how many RBIs he had tonight:

 

Damn that may have been one of, if not the, easiest game of the season.

More of those

Good win.  Hope Money Maton is ok.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

How bad was it to Maton?  Stopped watching

It's baseball in 2023.  A moth farted on a player, so they come out.

Come the fuck on...

Ohtani must be so pumped the Angels were buyers to impress him.

21 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

The history lesson and connections between Astros crew and hip-hop is exactly everything baseball is.

 

I love this fucking game so much. Literally no other sport can give you that. Tony Romo, eat your heart out.


Robert Ford’’s dad played a huge role in the early nyc hip hop scene 

https://theciphershow.com/episode/91/

It's baseball in 2023.  A moth farted on a player, so they come out.
Come the fuck on...
Weird beef
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, slorch said:
It's baseball in 2023.  A moth farted on a player, so they come out.
Come the fuck on...

Weird beef

Not really.  he didn't need to come out.  let's fucking go.

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

Oh shit. 

 

Full ass jokes (set up and punch line. Not just inside joke shit) during game play. I might have to throw our British (and by extension the penal colony who couldn't throw off their oppressor Aussies) forefathers a bone here.

 

(I did actually lol as 1.) that was ridiculous 2.) it took forever and 3.) there was an actual game going 4.) It was funny!)

I always told my Aussie buddies, "Oh that's right, you couldn't afford a real revolution."

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Let’s go Padres

And Giants.  But yeah, getting a game on the D'Backs is real important 🙄

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Not really.  he didn't need to come out.  let's fucking go.
He got hit with a line drive in potentially the kidney... calm down lol
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And Giants.  But yeah, getting a game on the D'Backs is real important 🙄

all those nl west teams look the same to me /noracist

Just now, Scraps said:
3 minutes ago, slorch said:
Not really.  he didn't need to come out.  let's fucking go.

He got hit with a line drive in potentially the kidney... calm down lol

That's why you get two?!!

I remember Vic was calling Brock Purdy a pussy...then it ended up his UCL had ruptured.

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Damn that may have been one of, if not the, easiest game of the season.

More of those

I really miss those extra 6 games against the Angels (and A’s.  And M’s)

Rangers are a bunch of faetgts

They ai gonna Win shir because they ain't shit

8 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Putts posts are like mine when I've been drinking 

Singleton is totally going to Korean baseball bat flip a foul ball at some point this year, and I am going to crack up.

First game back for JV and Jonny Moonshot. Fireworks during. Fireworks after. Great night at the ballpark.

We are really lucky the Angels didn't trade Ohtani and Trout for a boatload of good prospects so they won't be good for another 10 years. 

On 7/26/2023 at 8:32 AM, Snake Diggity said:

If Houston doesn’t acquire a bat and doesn’t feel the need to carry a 3rd catcher, I think Singleton should be the 13th position player on the playoff roster as a lefthanded bench bat who represents a real HR threat every time he comes up.  And how dope of a storyline would it be for him to hit a game winning extra inning HR in the Series.

Well god damn I didn’t know it was like that tho.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And Giants.  But yeah, getting a game on the D'Backs is real important 🙄

F.  I thought they were playing the Padres.

Same difference 

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

F.  I thought they were playing the Padres.

Same difference 


I figured you had money on the game 

7 hours ago, runthebone said:

That's why you get two?!!

I remember Vic was calling Brock Purdy a pussy...then it ended up his UCL had ruptured.

I didn't call him a pussy, nor did I say it was his decision.

It just gets old seeing baseball be so fragile.

Do you think Nolan Ryan is coming out of the game?   Fuck no.

Sounds like I shouldn't have been busy last night and miss watching the game. 

Now they are saying the comebacker hit Maton on the inner side of his pitching elbow.

I'll just put myself in timeout on this thread.

Apologies for the hubris.

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