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oh man, kstate is about to blow up on the college football imperialism map.  

Is it like edible underwear? Same same? Just pop tart flavor? 

Just now, dcar00 said:

the hilarious thing is it would have been better NCST if the refs had just kept the punt return flag in their pocket

yea they would have amped up their offense and if they scored quick KSU would be back to playing nervous again and would probably let NCState score again

How the hell did Armstrong throw for 4000 yards in a season at UVa?

He's horrible

8 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I, for one, am so happy to not be playing Kansas State in football anymore. These purple loving fucks just always played Texas like it's their super bowl. 

The upside is that, lately, they play it like they’re the Bills. 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Oh no doubt this year fucking sucked and it almost was completely devastating.

Final tale of the EMAW tape...

Brown: 3-7
Strong: 1-2
Herman: 4-0
Sark: 3-0

Totals: 11-9

LOL. Fucking Herman. If that idiot could wipe his nose and get over his superiority complex he might've been a solid coach. I mean, other than his crackhead old lady. 

Everyone involved should be happy Mike Elko wasn't part of the Pop Tart Bowl.

Edited by Deej

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Everyone involved should be happy Mike Elko wasn't part of the Pop Tart Bowl.

Especially the Pop Tarts

I was kinda hoping aggy would have gotten to play in and won the POP-TART BOWL…so they could display a giant pop-tart/trophy in their hall of champions….maybe next year!

12 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

yea aggy and Arkansas are going to have it in for Texas......probably the Mississippi schools too wanting to be like aggy and let Texas know "we play in the SEC SEC SEC" (and generally don't do much else)

For sure.  But I don't see our not being a big ticket away game if we're competitive year-to-year.  It's like the horns-down in unrelated markets.  We're an easy foe.  We're a big program.  Let's lean into it.  Yeah, it's annoying, but it basically means we never can let up.

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Oh no doubt this year fucking sucked and it almost was completely devastating.

Final tale of the EMAW tape...

Brown: 3-7
Strong: 1-2
Herman: 4-0
Sark: 3-0

Totals: 11-9

so ridiculous Mack lost twice to Ron fucking Prince.

We're really living in the Idiocracy now. 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

How do you know?

Star Trek Kirk GIF

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

B12 looking pretty damn good in some of these games...

ACC looking pretty shitty.

39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

It'll be nice to be in a new conference where we aren't every team's super bowl

I have some bad news for you.

22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

For sure.  But I don't see our not being a big ticket away game if we're competitive year-to-year.  It's like the horns-down in unrelated markets.  We're an easy foe.  We're a big program.  Let's lean into it.  Yeah, it's annoying, but it basically means we never can let up.

Even if we aren't. They'll rush the field and tear down the goalposts when they beat us when we're fielding half-blind geriatric nuns instead of a football team. Beating Texas is like beating USC, Notre Dame, the Cowboys, the Yankees, Arse-nal, or beating Brazil 7-0 in the World Cup at home: That shit just never gets old.

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The mascot and his ending was amazing 

 

I thought it was a joke when I read something online referring to a pop tart bowl a few days ago. 

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Frosted Pop Tarts suck ass.

Give me the plain ones.

I'm sure your wife likes having missionary sex with you every time. 

I'm sure you love the great taste of shredded wheat without sugar added.

I'm sure you love unflavored oatmeal and grits. 

I'm sure you think pepper is spicy.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm sure your wife likes having missionary sex with you every time. 

I'm sure you love the great taste of shredded wheat without sugar added.

I'm sure you love unflavored oatmeal and grits. 

I'm sure you think pepper is spicy.

You must be a young one.

12 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Looks like a huge roast underneath all that frosting.

7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Frosted Pop Tarts suck ass.

Give me the plain ones.

Weirdo!

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Weirdo!

Sweet tea drinker too I presume.

Edited by Steamboat1874

10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Sweet tea drinker too I presume.

Oh hell no!

I just like my tart with a little more pop. 

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