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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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"Nobody knows what progressive means."

Just now, Red Five said:

He just said Walz wants to kill babies after birth. 

I'm legitimately curious where this came from, even they just aren't going to make something up, it has to be something that they are intentionally misrepresenting, and looking like idiots in the process. Reminds me of the whole "partial birth abortion" thing from I think the 90's, which implies a live birth (also not true). I just don't get it.

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Going to have to rebuild roads and bridges because how heavy EVs are...

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Team Harris/Walz have the Cliffs Notes

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the quick pivot from guns to Afghanistan and Putin was pretty amazing

30 minutes ago, tx ind said:

"people are dying because they cant buy bacon"

Were this true, this election might be closer.

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31 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

If I wanted to listen to a rambling 78 year old man I’d go down to the VFW hall. 

Onion Belt GIF

(although the VFW is filled with people who've actually risked their lives for the country, unlike Private Bonespurs)

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Ashli Babbitt absolutely fuming in hell right now.

I suppose the Capital officer that was beaten to death doesn’t count to Trump. I would like someone to call him on this. 

'People falling off airplanes from three times the height of the World Trade Center.'

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Not only do you have to deal with the blowback from different turnout expectations, you have to completely revamp your campaign approach.  All those commercials you made and have been running with the focus on Trump vs. Biden - they are poison now.  They need to switch it up to local politics. 

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It's so fucking embarrassing that this lunatic is polling higher than about 5%.  

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2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Listening to this on the radio in the car.  This fucker is insane.  How can anyone hear this and say he should be the President of the United States.  In fact, if you had a friend or a stranger talking like this to you at the bar or a party, saying” I’m the best and everything good is because of me and everything bad wouldn’t have happened if I was in charge” you would tell that person to go fuck themselves.  

Fucking this.

It's getting harder and harder for me to not immediately turn into a raging asshole and castigate friends/family/co-workers who mention they are still supporting this shit stain in front of me.

A Willie Brown question.  Of course.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Team Harris/Walz have the Cliffs Notes

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Lmaoooo

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm legitimately curious where this came from, even they just aren't going to make something up, it has to be something that they are intentionally misrepresenting, and looking like idiots in the process. Reminds me of the whole "partial birth abortion" thing from I think the 90's, which implies a live birth (also not true). I just don't get it.

The number of people who believe this because of their lies is insane. Probably the worst thing the GOP has going at the moment, and that's saying something. If you can convince people that Democrats are killing babies post birth, they can internally justify any action or violence.

He'll have a press conference to announce how he'll vote on the abortion referendum in FL.  Because of course.

6 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Listening to this on the radio in the car.  This fucker is insane.  How can anyone hear this and say he should be the President of the United States.  In fact, if you had a friend or a stranger talking like this to you at the bar or a party, saying” I’m the best and everything good is because of me and everything bad wouldn’t have happened if I was in charge” you would tell that person to go fuck themselves.  

 

1 minute ago, The Royal We said:

Fucking this.

It's getting harder and harder for me to not immediately turn into a raging asshole and castigate friends/family/co-workers who mention they are still supporting this shit stain in front of me.

This is what I struggle to understand. It’s completely obvious that he’s a complete buffoon. How can people not see this? I know many voters don’t care. They just vote that way because they are rich or a religious nut, but everyone else should be intelligent enough to see that they are being played for suckers. It’s maddening. I will say that most of my friends that still support him are the less intelligent ones. It’s almost a perfect correlation. 

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He sounds like he just got out of the Georgetown Behavioral Health Institute.

Not a big mail-in or early voting guy. 

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“He has sucked all the oil out”

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

If his "she became Black" and "my crowds were bigger than MLK" doesn't have him plummet, I'm ready to just plunge myself into the ocean with concrete shoes. 

Just now, Red Five said:

He was just talking about how he wants to make it much harder to vote. 

Strong words from a guy that can’t vote. 

Just now, The Dog said:

 

That's Mar-a-Lago? LOL. I bet $100 it's gold colored spray paint.

He said earlier that the FBI has someone else in custody from his assassination attempt. What was that? Did I miss a huge news story?

Just now, Red Five said:

He said earlier that the FBI has someone else in custody from his assassination attempt. What was that? Did I miss a huge news story?


JD Vance’s son. For asking Trump about Pikachu. 

Snuck a Gavin NewSCUM in there delicately. 

Trump having a difficult time hearing. Again blames the acoustics of the room…he selected. 

Hillary Clinton??  Jeez - this is the Greatest Hits Tour

 

I could have done things to Hillary Clinton that would make your head spin.

Going down the Hillary road. 

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6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I will say that most of my friends that still support him are the less intelligent ones. It’s almost a perfect correlation. 

This is partly true for me too. I grew up in a small town and it's mostly the dudes who never moved away that still vocally support Trump.

But I also see it from other people who I know are smart. I work from home most days but was in our office in Houston this week and one of the leaders of our group, a very smart man but definitely a boomer, had a fucking 24x12 photo on his desk of Trump's post-shooting-fist-in-air pose. He wanted to chit chat with me but I just shook my head and kept walking down the hall. I just can't get my head around it.

Thinks MAGA is 75% of the country. 

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32 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

His brain skipped a few cycles while he was trying to remember the word "man". No wonder he is only doing one event a week.

Uh, oh, that's going to reduce his score on the person-woman-man-camera cognitive test.

“It wasn’t me. It was them” 

 

His entire philosophy. 

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Biden was awful in a debate and every democrat was like "Oh fuck get him off the ticket now". 

Zero republicans will do that after this. 

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Listening to his constant lying is seriously bad for my blood pressure.

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