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If they don’t fuck up that  HR call, and that other one is a foul ball… and Whitley doesn’t come in, we’re right back in this thing!

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I mean back-back-back homers to win it would be like cool and shit

 Math is hard for TK.  Who gives a shit if the tying run is on deck.   

I think we got this

 

closers don’t like to get up when they think the game is over

 

they definitely don’t like having to come in to the game

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I can’t help but think that somewhere in Mexico, Luhnow is lighting up a large cigar….and closing the chapter on that part of his life 

He has way too much class to be a chickenshit like that. He tweets out support for his former players. Bring the goat 🐐 home.

2 really good first 8 innings pitched the last two games completely wasted.

8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

He has way too much class to be a chickenshit like that. He tweets out support for his former players. Bring the goat 🐐 home.

Huh? I’m not saying he’s “toasting” Whitley not looking sharp.

i’m saying  I’m sure he’s happy/proud the dude he hung his hat on for so long is finally getting his shot.

8 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Who’s sacrificing the chicken tomorrow?


might need to grab lunch at la lucha

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Found edition 1:

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(More about the Express moving back in the Astros farm system).

still, here are some fun names:

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He didn’t do bad but burn it 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

At least the Horns are winning against UTRGV, right?   RIGHT?!

Holy crap. I just looks at the score…and box score…

11 walks?! 9 HBP?!

even the Astros bullpen is blushing at that. 

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Huh? I’m not saying he’s “toasting” Whitley not looking sharp.

i’m saying  I’m sure he’s happy/proud the dude he hung his hat on for so long is finally getting his shot.

Thought you were saying he was happy with the implosion of the Astros. My bad. From the 🐐’s mouth.

 

I don’t care if you throw 100. If you throw it straight and right down the middle, major league hitters are going to crush it. 

12 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I don’t care if you throw 100. If you throw it straight and right down the middle, major league hitters are going to crush it. 

Well you mean besides our lineup when we have anyone on base.

I have good news!  

I got free ticket in a suite today with booze included!!!

Oh and the bad news is we will probably lose again.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

>Suit Up Back To School GIF

 

Edited by Wild Bill

10 minutes ago, huge said:

I have good news!  

I got free ticket in a suite today with booze included!!!

Oh and the bad news is we will probably lose again.

 

But is enough included...?

Just now, TexArcher said:

 

But is enough included...?

I think the suite is paid for by a booze distributor so one would hope so.  Better be a lot.

21 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I'm so sick of the phrase "back of the baseball card"

 

 

Well, then sign Ken Griffey, Jr to a one-year contract.  Look at the back of his baseball card!  Can't miss.

Bregman splitting Yordan/Tucker today cause LHP

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bregman splitting Yordan/Tucker today cause LHP

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Singleton has a 5 game hitting streak and is smacking the shit out of the ball even on groundouts.  Abreu has osteoporosis.  wtf.

I need Yordan to wake up

3 for his last 22 with 3 singles is not my standard.

I'm more concerned about the pitching.

1 minute ago, n64ra said:

I'm more concerned about the pitching.


after the 7th for sure 

36 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bregman splitting Yordan/Tucker today cause LHP

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Justin Verlander will come off the IL and start for the Astros on Friday in Washington.

So potentially Thursday in Chicago for the day game....that would rule

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So potentially Thursday in Chicago for the day game....that would rule

Damn you.

i wanted to see him in Mexico City…. But I’m sure he wants no part of that thin air and sure this was by design.

looks like it’ll be Blanco and Javier in Mexico City is rotation holds. I can live with that but also fully expect it’ll be completely reset with all of the off days coming and I’ll probably be stuck with France and Brown…

Damn ….

Mauricio Dubon is hitting .636 (7x11) with runners in scoring position this season, which is the best in MLB

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Huh...Dana should look again
 

I'm losing my mind...what year is that Abreu card?   Because it looks exactly like a 1974 Topps...

I'm losing my mind...what year is that Abreu card?   Because it looks exactly like a 1974 Topps...
Lol 2023...thats what Topps Heritage does is just reup the old years designs. This Altuve is the 2024 Topps Heritage which i think is 1975 design

Btw that Goldy was mailed out a couple days ago

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I need someone to learn me on baseball cards these days.

ive been out of that game for a looong time but my 9 yo is showing an interest and would love to get back in to it with him 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I need someone to learn me on baseball cards these days.

ive been out of that game for a looong time but my 9 yo is showing an interest and would love to get back in to it with him 

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I need someone to learn me on baseball cards these days.
ive been out of that game for a looong time but my 9 yo is showing an interest and would love to get back in to it with him 
Don't do it lol.

But there is a sports cards thread in Hobbies

Does Dusty Baker control the baseball Gods jfc man

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