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Just now, Okie State said:

It's amazing how many of these fools believe Trump is a friend. How gullible can you be?

Apparently, overdosing on Trump semen can cause such delusions.  These idiots don't even bother to wipe their chin before praising him.

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Anybody remember when Trump used to call Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"?  I do.  I assume "Sitting Bull" or similar is incoming for good old Markwayne Mullins.

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2 minutes ago, Derka said:

lmao

 

Maybe one of the worst parts of this whole MAGA movement bullshit is that it has presented us with a cascade of women that no reasonable man would put his dick in.  WTF?  That's just fucked up.  

"Make American Men Indiscriminately Horny Again."  A bit long to put on a hat, but a slogan's a slogan.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe one of the worst parts of this whole MAGA movement bullshit is that it has presented us with a cascade of women that no reasonable man would put his dick in.  WTF?  That's just fucked up.  

"Make American Men Indiscriminately Horny Again."  A bit long to put on a hat, but a slogan's a slogan.

average maga woman:

•surgically mutilated face by the age of 25

•iq/personality of miss teen south carolina 

•morals/soul of cersei lannister

•loves morgan wallen

seriously, wtf man, i’d rather get with those hairy legged hippies down in austin than these morally corrupt, cosmetically altered, christofascist barbies they keep pumping out in magaland. 

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average maga woman:
•surgically mutilated face by the age of 25
•iq/personality of miss teen south carolina 
•morals/soul of cersei lannister
•loves morgan wallen
seriously, wtf man, i’d rather get with those hairy legged hippies down in austin than these morally corrupt, cosmetically altered, christofascist barbies they keep pumping out in magaland. 

Harry legged hippies won’t ignore the balls and probably have great weed.
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2 hours ago, Derka said:

surgically mutilated face by the age of 25

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

Yeah I really don't get it. I hated the duck lips on Facebook like 10 years ago. Now everyone has gross lip filler

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

This is like the most bizarre part. They make themselves absolute freak shows.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

Yeah I really don't get it. I hated the duck lips on Facebook like 10 years ago. Now everyone had gross lip filler

And it adds 10 or more years to their faces.

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7 hours ago, Derka said:

average maga woman:

•surgically mutilated face by the age of 25

•iq/personality of miss teen south carolina 

•morals/soul of cersei lannister

•loves morgan wallen

seriously, wtf man, i’d rather get with those hairy legged hippies down in austin than these morally corrupt, cosmetically altered, christofascist barbies they keep pumping out in magaland. 

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