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Posted
29 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Fuck.  I don't even know what this thread is about.  Bozo just sucked me back in here.

Wait.  That sounds bad.

For him.  Just for him.

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Ag With Kids will be Ag With Grandkids before he finally finishes shitting in this thread.

We need to split his posts into three other threads to dilute its stench.

Posted
1 hour ago, Ag with kids said:

I at least know what a woman is. ;)

 

ETBF in Layne Bryant stretchy pants while perfumed in Charlie doesn't count.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Ag With Kids will be Ag With Grandkids before he finally finishes shitting in this thread.

We need to split his posts into three other threads to dilute its stench.

I have 21 grandkids with number 22 on the way...

Dudes...what don't you understand about NINE kids...

 

AND...AGAIN...I am only on this thread because Bozo goaded me on here...

I don't post  first.  I don't even want to be here.

 

But, then, I have a couple Old Fashioneds...

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Posted
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

California's map looks a whole lot more logical and concise that the Texas one.  

Yeah i have people all over the state, and I've spent a lot of time just about everywhere; and that looks pretty fair with how those areas generally vote. VS Texas

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5 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I have 21 grandkids with number 22 on the way...

Dudes...what don't you understand about NINE kids...

 

AND...AGAIN...I am only on this thread because Bozo goaded me on here...

I don't post  first.  I don't even want to be here.

 

But, then, I have a couple Old Fashioneds...

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Fucking A you have the worst pull out game ever. Get your shit fixed and leave your poor wife alone. Weirdo

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Posted
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Fucking A you have the worst pull out game ever. Get your shit fixed and leave your poor wife alone. Weirdo

I only made 2.

I bought the rest.  You can go to the courthouse, give them money and they make them yours.

 

It's called adoption...I adopted 7.

Late wife's 3 and her brother's 4.

This is the worst/best pullout game of all time...

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Posted
3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

You came in here and started threadshitting. Bozo stopped replying. Have some more negs.

 

I REPLIED to posts.

I didn't "come in here"

 

But, I'll leave you to your echo chamber...

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Posted
Just now, Ag with kids said:

I REPLIED to posts.

I didn't "come in here"

 

But, I'll leave you to your echo chamber...

Fuck off. You waltzed in here with no intention of staying on topic. Address any one of the posts dealing with Trump voters getting shit upon by the party they voted for and I will engage you.

You're a noxious windbag.

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On 3/1/2025 at 4:58 PM, Ag with kids said:

You do realize that the apportionment for federal offices, state offices, and local offices can be different, right?

 

Then, please explain exactly how you would apportion representation at the federal, state, and local levels without any reference to political parties/policies/platforms as a proxy for the representation.

Is there anything about this that addresses the Trump voters that got fired?

No. It's bullshit to distract from the fact that people that voted for your party are getting their lives turned upside down by a heartless bunch of neo Nazis.

So fuck off 

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Posted
8 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Fuck you forever Mitch.  You had your chances to impeach him and we wouldn't be in this mess but your majority and power were more important to you.  Now we all suffer because of your selfish choices.

like the ft. meade contractor said, cowards, one and all

Posted
35 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Yeah i have people all over the state, and I've spent a lot of time just about everywhere; and that looks pretty fair with how those areas generally vote. VS Texas

CA congressional representation is 83-17 Democrat.

CA voted 59% Harris, 38% Trump.

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Fuck off. You waltzed in here with no intention of staying on topic. Address any one of the posts dealing with Trump voters getting shit upon by the party they voted for and I will engage you.

You're a noxious windbag.

I have stayed on topic.  Bozo sucked me in here to discuss gerrymandering and apportionment of districts.  That is the ONLY reason I'm here.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Is there anything about this that addresses the Trump voters that got fired?

No. It's bullshit to distract from the fact that people that voted for your party are getting their lives turned upside down by a heartless bunch of neo Nazis.

So fuck off 

To be fair, Bozo did tag him on a post about gerrymandering and he responded.  He's not just threadshitting.

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7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Is there anything about this that addresses the Trump voters that got fired?

No. It's bullshit to distract from the fact that people that voted for your party are getting their lives turned upside down by a heartless bunch of neo Nazis.

So fuck off 

Now do the Keystone Pipeline and the O&G industry during the last adminstration...

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Posted
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

To be fair, Bozo did tag him on a post about gerrymandering and he responded.  He's not just threadshitting.

This. Bozo needs to be pelted with tomatoes.

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Don't care. I replied to Bozo on that earlier. At this point I just don't give a shit. 

We're looking at real fucking damage from the repeated firings. These idiots will probably be suckered into voting against their own interests AGAIN. He could have just as easily replied in the appropriate thread that's easily a dozen pages iirc 

I'm fucking pissed off. They are too prideful and ashamed to admit they have been played. They wanted Medicaid to be taken from brown and black people. They wanted to see people getting fired in places full of Democrats. That ain't how it's going is it?

So, there ya go. That's what I am here to discuss. He can stay on topic or keep getting negs. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Y'all we have a gerrymandering thread. I know it's a hard task to stay in focus when someone that said they weren't ever coming back to CR decides to be a distraction, but there's a lot of face eating happening and I would damn sure rather hear about that.

 

10 Fucking hours ago.

 

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CONGRESS CREATES / PRESENTS THE BUDGET

what is so fucking hard for these people to understand?  There is no big pile of money that is just being "wasted".  Some Park Ranger in Big Bend isn't just tapping into a hidden government bank account to get some free money.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Now do the Keystone Pipeline and the O&G industry during the last adminstration...

The US reached its all-time production record in 2023.

But we were "energy independent" for about 48 hours under Trump.

And, the growth in clean energy jobs more than made up for any losses in the oil sector.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I know it's fun for us in the peanut gallery to point and laugh, but I would love to see some big names democrats courting farmers to come to their side right now. Talk about how important farming is to this country, it is literally our country's roots. Guarantee strong farming legislation to help ensure all crops are bought and made use of somewhere in the world. Reiterate support for USAID purchases and the common good they provide domestically and abroad. Increase tax breaks for small farms under a certain size, etc etc. 

What if they could flip Iowa, Kansas or Nebraska for a few cycles? These sorts of cataclysmic changes in politics can lead to odd realignments, and in this case could result in the Dems becoming the party of Farmers if they try. The Rs are already buying all the big money and corporate votes the can via tax breaks and the dismantling of oversight agencies, might as well use the purse to try and lock up other groups if possible. 

95% of farmers are white

96% of farms are led by a "family unit"

64% of farmers are men (surprised it's not 85%+)

the electoral college maps since '48 tell a story but we need to get back to leopard face eating

Posted
7 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

*sigh*

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https://berniesanders.com/issues/revitalizing-rural-america/

He’s been saying it for a long time.

 

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But dumbfuck rurals will turn on foxnews, lap up the next flavor of the culture war, and pull the GQP lever come fall of 2026.

Fuck them.

everyone up in here loves them some bern, but all flyover hears is a yankee accent coming from a guy that's rightly or wrongly discounted because of his appearance and age

it's going to take a tom hanks

Posted
17 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

CONGRESS CREATES / PRESENTS THE BUDGET

what is so fucking hard for these people to understand?  There is no big pile of money that is just being "wasted".  Some Park Ranger in Big Bend isn't just tapping into a hidden government bank account to get some free money.

If there were a “deep state,” some mutha fuckas would be falling out of windows by now.  What is taking so long?

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Posted
3 hours ago, Ag with kids said:I at least know what a woman is. ;)

 

Bet you think you can define God, too.

You are so knowledgeable about women, you back a party that consistently sides with rapists, from Tate, to Epstein, to abortion. 
 

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Posted
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

To be fair, Bozo did tag him on a post about gerrymandering and he responded.  He's not just threadshitting.

Vielen dank!

 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The US reached its all-time production record in 2023.

But we were "energy independent" for about 48 hours under Trump.

And, the growth in clean energy jobs more than made up for any losses in the oil sector.

I wasn't making a comment about the level of O&G production.

My comment was about the comments from the last administration when they cancelled the pipeline.

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Posted
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Fuck off. You waltzed in here with no intention of staying on topic. Address any one of the posts dealing with Trump voters getting shit upon by the party they voted for and I will engage you.

You're a noxious windbag.

I have stayed on the only topic that was presented to me - gerrymandering and "communities of Interest".

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Bet you think you can define God, too.

You are so knowledgeable about women, you back a party that consistently sides with rapists, from Tate, to Epstein, to abortion. 
 

I'm a deist.

 

There is a god.

That's it.  Don't need to "define' god...

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Posted
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


If you have a Facebook account, Kayleigh Brantner's page is a piece of work.  She hawks a line of "organic" herbs, tinctures etc ... Here's what she wrote about her unvaccinated son getting the measles:
 

"Measles: Our Experience & Why We Didn’t Fear It
 
On Valentine’s Day, Paxton came home with a fever. It lasted through the weekend, and by Monday, his eyes were red. I suspected measles—since it was going around—and immediately started dosing him with Golden Shield Syrup.
My best friend Kathy Wieler brought me tallow cream mixed with thieves and lavender oils and cod liver oil, which I mixed into his Golden Shield 2-3 times a day. When his fever spiked, we used lukewarm baths with magnesium salts, baking soda, bentonite clay, and a lavender oatmeal body wash to keep him comfortable.
 
By Tuesday morning, a small rash appeared and spread quickly. At the doctor’s office, it was confirmed as measles, but my biggest concern was his lungs—especially with the fear-mongering going around. Praise God, his lungs were clear! We requested high-dose Vitamin A and went home to continue what we were already doing.
 
That same day, my Clear Protein+ arrived, which was a blessing since his appetite was low. I also kept him hydrated with Bouy and made sure he ate organic, vitamin A-rich foods like kale, collards, and sweet potatoes.
By Wednesday, his fever started dropping. By Thursday, it was gone. By Friday, he was begging to go outside and play!
 
➡️ I also caught a mild case—two days of fever, red eyes, and a headache but no rash. (You can only be coughed on so many times and be in close proximity with someone with it for so long without catching it, as I was sleeping with him and taking care of him 24/7.)
 
➡️ Braydon showed early symptoms Tuesday afternoon, had a short fever, headache, and red eyes, but has not developed a rash as of yet and is feeling better today!
 
➡️ Steven hasn’t shown any symptoms or signs of it. And my father in law had it as a child.
 
☝🏼From the moment Paxton came home sick, everyone in our house got Golden Shield and double doses of Vitamin A.
 
🔹 Here’s my takeaway: The measles, in a healthy child or body, is NOTHING to fear. Don’t let the media or doctors scare you. Our bodies are designed to heal when we support them properly!
 
✅ What worked for us:
• Golden Shield Syrup for immunity and inflammation
• Cod liver oil & tallow cream for deep nourishment
• Vitamin A-rich foods & supplements
• Hydration with Bouy
• Clear Protein+ for recovery
• Lukewarm detox baths to soothe fever and skin
 
Neither of my boys are vaccinated. I do NOT agree with vaccines, and I firmly believe that natural immunity is the best defense. If you’re thinking about getting the measles vaccine (or any vaccine) they’re pushing right now, PLEASE, PLEASE do your due diligence and research it first! You researched car seats and 500 other things, research these too!
 
I have TONS of information and will gladly point you in the right direction if you want to dig deeper. The truth is out there—you just have to be willing to look for it. Don’t blindly trust the media, big pharma, or even some doctors without questioning what’s really behind it all.
 
At the end of the day, God designed our bodies with an immune system for a reason. When we nourish it, support it, and allow it to do what it was created to do, we can handle things like the measles without fear.
 
Do your research. Ask questions. Be informed. Your family deserves it."
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Posted
19 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If you have a Facebook account, Kayleigh Brantner's page is a piece of work.  She hawks a line of "organic" herbs, tinctures etc ... Here's what she wrote about her unvaccinated son getting the measles:
 

"Measles: Our Experience & Why We Didn’t Fear It
 
On Valentine’s Day, Paxton came home with a fever. It lasted through the weekend, and by Monday, his eyes were red. I suspected measles—since it was going around—and immediately started dosing him with Golden Shield Syrup.
My best friend Kathy Wieler brought me tallow cream mixed with thieves and lavender oils and cod liver oil, which I mixed into his Golden Shield 2-3 times a day. When his fever spiked, we used lukewarm baths with magnesium salts, baking soda, bentonite clay, and a lavender oatmeal body wash to keep him comfortable.
 
By Tuesday morning, a small rash appeared and spread quickly. At the doctor’s office, it was confirmed as measles, but my biggest concern was his lungs—especially with the fear-mongering going around. Praise God, his lungs were clear! We requested high-dose Vitamin A and went home to continue what we were already doing.
 
That same day, my Clear Protein+ arrived, which was a blessing since his appetite was low. I also kept him hydrated with Bouy and made sure he ate organic, vitamin A-rich foods like kale, collards, and sweet potatoes.
By Wednesday, his fever started dropping. By Thursday, it was gone. By Friday, he was begging to go outside and play!
 
➡️ I also caught a mild case—two days of fever, red eyes, and a headache but no rash. (You can only be coughed on so many times and be in close proximity with someone with it for so long without catching it, as I was sleeping with him and taking care of him 24/7.)
 
➡️ Braydon showed early symptoms Tuesday afternoon, had a short fever, headache, and red eyes, but has not developed a rash as of yet and is feeling better today!
 
➡️ Steven hasn’t shown any symptoms or signs of it. And my father in law had it as a child.
 
☝🏼From the moment Paxton came home sick, everyone in our house got Golden Shield and double doses of Vitamin A.
 
🔹 Here’s my takeaway: The measles, in a healthy child or body, is NOTHING to fear. Don’t let the media or doctors scare you. Our bodies are designed to heal when we support them properly!
 
✅ What worked for us:
• Golden Shield Syrup for immunity and inflammation
• Cod liver oil & tallow cream for deep nourishment
• Vitamin A-rich foods & supplements
• Hydration with Bouy
• Clear Protein+ for recovery
• Lukewarm detox baths to soothe fever and skin
 
Neither of my boys are vaccinated. I do NOT agree with vaccines, and I firmly believe that natural immunity is the best defense. If you’re thinking about getting the measles vaccine (or any vaccine) they’re pushing right now, PLEASE, PLEASE do your due diligence and research it first! You researched car seats and 500 other things, research these too!
 
I have TONS of information and will gladly point you in the right direction if you want to dig deeper. The truth is out there—you just have to be willing to look for it. Don’t blindly trust the media, big pharma, or even some doctors without questioning what’s really behind it all.
 
At the end of the day, God designed our bodies with an immune system for a reason. When we nourish it, support it, and allow it to do what it was created to do, we can handle things like the measles without fear.
 
Do your research. Ask questions. Be informed. Your family deserves it."

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Posted
5 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

I only made 2.

... 

This is the worst/best pullout game of all time...

 

5 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

I didn't "come in here"

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They “researched” things on the internet that god provided and then drove their electric car using gods own gps to the store to buy some vitamins and minerals that god himself extracted from various plants and animals.

But trusting medical science is a bridge too far…that life expectancy is up by 15 years over the past 100 years is just luck with nothing to do with vaccines and medicine.



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